godless goofin

[loveofhumanity]

[huskylluvr]

(Source)

[depsidase]

[tatzelwurming]

listen i consider myself an empathic person but after a certain point i get sick of other people’s problems. my friend is always talking about how the jewel-eyed skull on their mantlepiece is tormenting them w its sinister beauty and im over it. like dude i don’t want to talk about this anymore. get rid of the fucking skull

[e-102]

you’ are biased against my skull

[tatzelwurming]

i’m not having this argument again man

[autistobrat]

this too shall pass but the fuck was that for

[pjackk]

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

[contemptible-scoundrel]

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

[buttpoems]

[ooppo]

At this point it's more disappointing than shocking that not a single assassin in the states can aim a fucking gun

[ooppo]

Not fucking really

[fredersen]

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[starsong-livingthedream]

i give this to miis that ask for random things in random places when i'm mad

[sloppystyle]

[stupidestasshole]

i am the grown ups of the babies whos soft spots you couldnt push in

[wajb]

ragebaiting lemonade stand owner with one simple order

[duncebento]

maybe it sound pretentious to you cos u be watchin bluey only

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me