the r in ipre stands for rat bastard

HEY im bird and im still not over sloane and hurley i follow from @butchlove!

[horse-museum]

and here they all are combined into one! i like seeing how they look all together

[horse-museum]

to a few people in the tags, thats not davenport thats avi

[tuherrus]

taako was gonna have unicorn socks but it didn’t work out unfortunately

[keplercryptids]

[image description: a drawing of Taako and Kravitz, cuddling close as they sleep. Taako is a fat elf with brown skin and voluminous, shoulder length black hair. He’s wearing a pink eye mask on his forehead, a turquoise nightgown and blue socks with lighter blue stars. Kravitz is a thin dark-complexioned man with long black dreadlocks. He’s wearing a baggy red shirt and black boxers with gray skulls on them.]

[maria-ruta]

ohno Carey noo… my heart…

[clownblood]

but what about….. taako aND lup

[ultrasopp-moved]

thots on madame director?

[ravensloane]

lucretia

↳ “i made it… i fucking made it!”

(for @lucretiaweek!)

[japhers]

mom conversations

momversations

[hurloane]

cosmic love vs. hurricane drunk

[hurloane]

(lup voice) i'm gonna fart into your fucking oboe little man

[halpdevon]

currently have no pen pressure, but i press on!

some casual drinks with your boss so she can pretend it’s like the gool ol days

[hurloane]

(lucretia voice) you can’t feed the voidfish your papa johns receipt so you don’t have to pay for it

[hurloane]

(taako voice) LUP FED HER DEADNAME TO THE VOIDFISH

[hurloane]

(lup voice, nonplussed, from across the starblaster) i do what i want

[hurloane]

(lucretia voice) you can’t feed the voidfish your papa johns receipt so you don’t have to pay for it

[hurloane]

(taako voice) LUP FED HER DEADNAME TO THE VOIDFISH

[hurloane]

(lucretia voice) you can't feed the voidfish your papa johns receipt so you don't have to pay for it

[angry-eevee]

I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the “I saw seven birds” speech and “Our capacity for love increases” speech but what’s everyone’s favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others I’ll start 

Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says “Barold… Barold…. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.”

[riotworkshop]

“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”

[bridgesquid]

Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.” Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”

[rumtumteddy]

“I can fuck any onion I want!”

[bartmobile]

“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”

[dawhitebag]

“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”

[imacingthis]

“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”

[badgersandbees]

“You haven’t seen this ass!”

[timeforlupsopinion]

“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”

[whatifididsomethingnew]

“I love you guys. You just set my fucking dog on fire”

[acheemient]

“Hey, you calm the fuck down, sir! There’s no yelling in the Fantasy Costco!”

[hurloane]

"a sleeveless tuxedo."

'tuxedo sleeves.'

[hurloane]

some atmospherics. click for the songs i was listening to while drawing them

[hurloane]

there is a venn diagram of people who like taz, people who liked homestuck, and people who like homestuck, and in the center is lesbians with mental disorders

[oldoldoldoldoldstuff-deactivate]

ipre lucretia