I'm Bringing My Crown

yarn, cheese, poetry

[understands]

[kingkumaaa]

When the whole party is down but your bard is up

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

[violet-chachki]

[irritiert]

[mapsontheweb]

The World with landlocked regions removed.

[nutsacktorturer]

good post

[pope-pius-xiii]

You can only reblog this blessed post if you have access to the sea.

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i went to the met today

[sinsumeria1-blog]

Just an fyi cobalt is currently the most toxic oil paint usually. Older oil paints from old masters are also most likely made with lead.

So the death via oil paint isn’t impossible tbh

[dementedgnomicwizard]

i can’t die but thank you :) im sure this information will be useful for someone who can

[wingdingle]

attention to all dashcon attendees

someone urinated into the ballpit while it was empty and posted it in the tag

stay out of the ballpit

[wingdingle]

there are people who think this is a joke

this is not a joke

please stay out of the ballpit for the safety of your health

[defunctblog1]

Ancient scribes detailing horrible events

[prokopetz]

“Inappropriate student-teacher relationship” doesn’t always mean something sexual. My high school art teacher’s drug dealer was one of her own students, and you better believe he got straight As in that class - like, what are you going to do, give your weed man a B- because he doesn’t understand pointilism?

[prokopetz]

My favourite thing about this post is people getting offended that the sixteen-year-old drug dealer doesn’t understand pointilism.

[basic-banshee]

I keep using my girlfriend with unusual work hours to get out of coworker interactions and happy hours and hanging out.

But now the company holiday party is upon us.

And I’ve been lying about the girlfriend.

I suddenly really empathise with the characters in Hallmark Christmas movies.

[basic-banshee]

I like that people have two reactions to this post.

Reasonable: “just say she couldn’t make it!”

Chaotic: FAKE DATING AU

[victorxaxvale]

Well, which one is it going to be?

[basic-banshee]

And so it begins

[contentcrisis]

having the DMV area Craigslist bookmarked has never come in handy before but now

[basic-banshee]

Update, Craigslist has flagged my post as inappropriate.

[basic-banshee]

Apparently you can’t solicit a date as a “gig”

I now see my mistake

[basic-banshee]

Update: a date has been acquired. This is true lesbian solidarity in action.

[sighborgs]

discourse topic of the night: mini m&ms are objectively better than normal m&ms.

[sighborgs]

90% of the people in the notes are just saying the same thing over and over about the candy to chocolate ratio, but i’d really like to give a shoutout to this person, for wording it in the most cursed way they could manage

[animalsnaps]

[bugkeeping]

met a very confused bee who thought my pants were a flower

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

SOUND ON

[zhe-lazy-fox]

aw confused bee sounds like a chicken XD

[kissaubasard-deactivated2019032]

It is a chicken

[kestrelle]

people on tumblr linking all the alternative ways everyone can find them like 

[langstonb]

🤣🤣

[dialupmodem-deactivated20250702]

woah woah woah *hands you a copy of the bible*

[blindiing]

*signs inside cover of the bible*

always nice to meet a fan

[thatsbelievable]

[umuad-deactivated20241025]

[goaldiggerbaby]

INSTA:  markina