About 93 Million Miles Away

Some things I like. At a temperature of millions of degrees!

[viralfrog]

[broken-horn-of-equius]

[gamblersdice]

[lukanthropi]

wolves and pumpkins it must be fall

[athetos]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[estrogenpatchnotes]

[getrichquicktricks]

following tai lopez on snapchat has really been an experience

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

here in my kitchen just bought this uh new grass fed non homogenized organic milk here

[queenwhiskey]

ok but why is there a man being held at gun point

[sleepywitchgal-deactivated20161]

here in my living room, i got this uh, hostage situation here

[mkbematt-deactivated20181219]

47 bullets in my gun account

[self-made-purgatory]

i feel like if biden got shot in the head he wouldnt even notice. or like what if he just started speaking super articulately

[bathroomcube]

[wasturbatress]

[raptorific]

If I didn’t remember actually reading this in an actual Calvin and Hobbes book as a child I’d think it was ironically photoshopped like those comics where Mickey Mouse and Goofy talk about how reality is an illusion but this comic strip was actually just……. already………… like that……………

[macrolit]

[pocket-deer-belly]

what if baba came into your house and said PER SON is PUSH and started pushing your ass around

[pitbolshevik]

my favorite piece of disney trivia is that the guy who designed goofy fucking hated him and beat the shit out of him in the parking lot once

[pitbolshevik]

okay in my sleep deprived state i worded this really weirdly so let me just clarify he beat up walt disney. not goofy. goofy remains at large.

[germicelli]

hes waiting by the microwave

[mioxenoblade]

WHYS THERE A METAL CUP IN THE MICROWAVE

[supportive-rapport]

NOOO LITTLE CAT DONT PUT METAL IN THE MICROWAVE

[lesbian-toddhoward]

[riley-rogue]

[officialfist]

[coughloop]

man come on

[coughloop]

$3,300 for poopoo pants

[zzoupz]

current events

[zzoupz]

I will say, P'Benz's actual response to foreigner's accusations is better than anything I could come up with

[dogfancier]

Ohio Hope (collie) 1903

"James Watson, late secretary of the Collie Club of America, has said of Ohio Hope that he is the best coated collie in America."

[viledom]