Ask me shit I like attention

I made a mineblr, cause fuck it. Alot of hermit art.

[chekplaysminecraft]

Theory Time

The reason endermen don’t like it when you look at them is because they communicate telepathically with one another by locking eyes! Humans are absolutely not designed to do this so when we look at them we are accidentally projecting all of our thoughts into them at the same time and it hurts :(

[ice-block]

But like, since the player is not of the Minecraft world, the player is just what the use to explore it, what if it’s like:

Enderman: *looks at player’s eyes*

Player: 01010010 01100001 00100000 01110010 01100001 00100000 01010010 01100001 01110011 01110000 01110101 01110100 01101001 01101110 00100000 01101100 01101111 01110110 01100101 01110010 00100000 01101111 01100110 00100000 01110100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01010010 01110101 01110011 01110011 01101001 01100001 01101110 00100000 01110001 01110101 01100101 01100101 01101110 00100000 01101111 01101000 00100000 01100110 01110101 01100011 01101011 00100000 01100001 01101110 00100000 01100101 01101110 01100100 01100101 01110010 01101101 01100001 01101110

Enderman: oh ok *attacks player*

[tiny-slime]

[viostormcaller]

This kills me every single fucking time

[azure-aeon-soulstar]

Someone please continue this

[bogstertheblogster]

I don’t know you

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

my favorite part of dream’s buildmart rant was when punz texted him saying “you’re just bad at buildmart” and then dream went on a long ass rant about how buildmart is a bad game and he prefers parkour warriour and then finishes off his rant by going “so shut up punz”

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

everyone say thank you to punz bc without him the iconic “why has GRIAN, who in my opinion is not great at pvp, killed me at least 8 times in pvp games yet i have never finished ahead of him in buildmart” wouldnt ever exist

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

all that in red was bc punz said that dream was bad at buildmart

[snaxle-archive-deactivated20251]

#Hola! Soy Dora! #Can you say ‘SORE LOSER’?

[snaxle-deactivated20260531]

why my dead corpse being dragged around

[lungmold]

Do you guys think legs would support miasma or germ theory?

Miasma

Germ

( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡° )

Voting ended onMar 4

[lungmold]

What the fuck. Why is there a winky face. On God I did not add that.

[gilded-blackstone-parrot]

This started on the tags but got too long...

Okay so basic of germ theory proposed in 1540s and by 1880/1890 it was widely excepted.

As for when vampires happened, I'm not sure but firearms into European conflicts is around 15th century (1400-1499). It's technically possible vampires is set before the 1540s...

But I'd wager at minimum germ theory has been proposed and Doctor Legs Seems like some one who'd keep up to date there might be a better check if I could remember what medical things he said to do and to avoid .

But it's late.

[charlesoberonn]

"Skins" is the possibly the worst name we could've given to video game character skins.

[charlesoberonn]

"I love collecting skins"

Best case scenario (outside of video games): Weird snake enthusiast

Worst case scenario: Serial killer

[fagvampbite]

[mcytimagedescribed]

[ID: A screenshot from the Minecraft website, cropped to show a bullet point that says:

When a skin is banned, players with that skin: Will have their skin removed

End ID.]

[hikarisakurariver]

Costumes would of sounded less… *gestures* yeah just less

[charlesoberonn]

I personally like "facades" as a term

[constellation-sapphic]

Joe Hills has the most correct opinion on fanart, being: he's not paying for it, so he has no say in the art direction, so do whatever the fuck you want

[umcytblrsexyman]

Legundo propaganda: WE CANNOT LET LEGUNDO FALL PLEASE SAVE THE DOCTOR 🙏

Just look at him and all his pink sheep. Go vote Legundo! 🫵

!!

[nerdyphoenix]

Vote for SBK!!

[vikingpilot]

oh these are SO ADORABLE AHHHH! I LOVE the way you drew Viking :D

[viky-somebody]

if anyone remembers that time Joe got some tips from keralis and did a swedish rickroll prank. i think he should do it again but in german and to Doc. reasons:

1) Doc has weird hangups about speaking his native language on the server (relatable tbh). it would be so funny seeing him suffer from embarrassment

2) There are no other german speakers on the server to give Joe coaching on the pronunciation. it would be glorious

3) Nothing ever goes wrong when messing with Doc. Do it for the vine

[hillbroski]

They make me so ill oh my lord

The flowers they’re each holding were chosen via cursory google searches, Owen is holding black dahlias for hate and white lilies for loss. Legs is holding marigolds for healing.

[simplydm]

Pearlescentmoon should win always and forever bc she is talented and also hot.

[simplydm]

No, that’s okay tumblr. I have a feeling that this will find its audience no problem

[theminecraftbee]

i think firefighter pearl should be the hermitcraft fire marshal, if only by default as the only real firefighter on hermitcraft. relatedly, i think she should do building safety inspections, as is traditionally one of the office of the fire marshal's roles; inspecting buildings for things like whether they have outwards-swinging doors, sure, but also things like "are there too many fire spreading objects in this base near each other or near a lightningrod". as part of these fire safety inspections, she should be able to set a maximum occupancy limit on all the public buildings of hermitcraft (which is basically every building). as a natural, justified consequence of this, if another hermit annoys her enough, she should be able to set that maximum occupancy limit to 0,

[sprucewoodmpreg]

^^^^ HOW IT FELT WATCHING THIS CLIP

[sprucewoodmpreg]

>be me >draft up a joke email to avid for a post >"Lol what are your pronouns are you a girl lol" >go to sleep >wake up >the email was not saved as a draft >i somehow sent it to him >mfw avid then brings it up MULTIPLE TIMES on his livestream >i close my laptop and get up to pace around my room >whoops.png >stepped on my ankle wrong and fucked it up >goes to the doctor >boot.jpg

the moral of the story is NEVER EMAIL MINECRAFT YOUTUBERS!!!!!!!!!!

[sprucewoodmpreg]

feel free to stop reblogging this at literally any time

[redstonebug]

I will respect the privacy of my patients, for their problems are not disclosed to me that the world may know. Most especially must I tread with care in matters of life and death. If it is given me to save a life, all thanks. But it may also be within my power to take a life; this awesome responsibility must be faced with great humbleness and awareness of my own frailty. Above all, I must not play at God.

The Hippocratic Oath

[supernova3526]

VAMPIRES SMP SPOILERS

……………………………………..……………………………………

Help! Why did they turn all the theys!!🤣🤣

There’s the original 2 vampires: Scott(he/him) and Owen(he/him)

Then they turned Pyro(he/they), Shelby(she/they), Abo(she/they), and Cleo(she/they).

That is all of the they/thems on the server, they’re all vampires lol

[shelbygraces]

why would you hide this in the tags

[mouse-doubleo100]

love cleo casually dropping the greatest lore reveal of all time, which is that the sculk is infecting where cub thinks it should because it is in love with him

there is nothing cub can possibly say that will get me to not believe this 100%

[54625]

COPPER CHAINS COPPER BARS COPPER LANTERNS LETSGOOOO

[54625]

my one true love...

[54625]

there's green torch too I just didn't care about him as much as the other guys so I left him out of the previous two posts . sorry green torch