[fujoshiwarrior]

it's kind of fucked up that pig is an insult considering that the pig is a humble and virtuous beast

[segamascott]

erika kirk being handed the golden opportunity to be the face of conservatives for the rest of her life and then fumbling it instantly by being genuinely unlikable and off-putting will always be funny to me almost as funny as remembering that charlie kirk got shot in the neck and died

[gilded-freya]

I’m making 5-spice cookies with candied ginger and white chocolate for my staff this week for employee appreciation. It’s more or less a chocolate chip cookie recipe but I reduced the sugar and replaced the normal chocolate with 2 parts candied ginger chunks and 1 part white chocolate chips.

Should have about 3 dozen of these to take in tomorrow for the weekend!

[gilded-freya]

Turned out pretty good! They’re pretty delicate which I don’t think is from reducing the sugar but rather that I may have whipped too much air into my butter/sugar/egg mixture. But what do I know I’m not a professional baker

Folks at work will be happy!

[gilded-freya]

I’m making 5-spice cookies with candied ginger and white chocolate for my staff this week for employee appreciation. It’s more or less a chocolate chip cookie recipe but I reduced the sugar and replaced the normal chocolate with 2 parts candied ginger chunks and 1 part white chocolate chips.

Should have about 3 dozen of these to take in tomorrow for the weekend!

[zoesupreme]

smoking that shit that made the Miocene epic

[streetkit]

it does suck that the government defunded PBS but it's also so fucking funny that now that they don't take uncle sam's slavery dollars they're running videos like "How america's foundation was built on genocide"

no more being polite about it fuck the USA

[solarpunkopossum]

pbs is a fundamental vertebrate in the backbone of american democracy

[lailesbian]

im sooo excited

[telumendils]

[oldbootbutch]

You are allowed to find things hot in theory while also never wanting to actually do them in real life btw. You can get off on whatever wild shit in your imagination and still prefer to be very vanilla in real life. Or not want to have sex at all in real life. You don't owe the universe anything in exchange for your dirty mind.

[dogpuppy]

[trangoldin]

[hellenhighwater]

I forgot to eat dinner so I'm having 11 pm corn on the cob. This counts as a meal

... It's possible that I really need to do some grocery shopping

[hellenhighwater]

Okay for those of you living in pitiful ignorance, take a raw ear of corn with the husk on and cut all the way around the base (as pictured: above the point where the husk meets the cob, so that the entire husk is severed but still wrapped around the corn. Do not cut through the cob.) Then, with the husk still on, microwave it for 5-7 minutes. It'll basically steam it inside the husk. Remove from microwave --it will be hot, so use a mitt or a towel--and firmly pull the top of the husk/silk, which should come off easily in one piece, unsheathing a flawless corn on the cob. If it doesn't, you probably need to cut a little higher around the base, so all the leaves are severed. No picking off silk!

[hellenhighwater]

For the nonbelievers (and for me, a second corn)

[hellenhighwater]

This website works so well

[felipeiv]

[universeleads]

Wait I can't believe I haven't talked about my holiday bits on here before. So I work in grocery and I always work holidays and big events that mean we get a ton of tourists in our town and a ton of customers non stop all day. When you work retail on holidays you end up having the same conversations over and over again, so this year I made it a point to choose a bit or a lie for each holiday to keep up for my entire shift that serves solely to mess with customers without them realizing what I'm doing, and ensure I have fun and make myself laugh. Here are the 2026 holiday bits so far:

Memorial day: I pretended I didn't know what it was, and I wanted to see how many customers would correct me if I kept referring to it as "America's birthday". Some people wanted to kill me with hammers for this I wont lie

Easter: I pretended to be catholic and would tell people at the register while making small talk that I gave up lying for lent and couldn't lie again until the new year because it's something I've been meaning to work on (not how lent works) (not catholic) (actively lying about lying)

Valentine's day: I invented a fake boyfriend at the beginning of my shift and wanted to see how developed of a character I could create by the time my shift ended with the rule that I could only add to his lore by telling customers things about him out loud (I have a boyfriend named Jake who surfs and is a photography major at UC Santa Barbara who I was going to celebrate Valentine's day with the following weekend because he's on a camping trip in Big Sur with his surf buddies and I also managed to sneak in that hes lived in 2 houses that burned down and that's where his passion for photography comes from, he wants to preserve his memories)

New years: I decided to tell every customer a different new years resolution but I could only make them up on the spot and couldn't say the same thing twice

Superbowl Sunday: every time someone asked me what team I was rooting for, I would confidently and excitedly say any team I could think of except for the two in the actual Superbowl and whenever someone told me that they weren't in the Superbowl I would look super crushed and disappointed

[melodies-stereo]

fun fact: the most common word to express something being Not Good in the english language is the word "bad". This word is sourced from the word bæddel, which is a transmisogynistic slur dating back hundreds of years. Its all transmisogyny!!! All of it!!!!! Its transmisogyny all the way down!!! the most concise and common word to express something being negative in the English language is derived from a transmisogynistic slur. what the fucking fuck. how am i not supposed to lose my mind over how fucking pervasive hatred for trans women is and has always been.

[batsdotjpg]

tbh potato is easily in the top 10 reasons to live

[chilewithcarnage]

Thank u indigenous Peruvians & Bolivians 💖🇵🇪🇧🇴

[dragongirlsweetie]

i like when in a movie they wanna show the aliens are invading earth or whatever and they show the map of all of the alien attacks on earth and it's clear they just click random spots with no consideration of like critical infrastructure or cities or anything

[dragongirlsweetie]

if you live in beijing or shenzhen or shanghai or whatever you're gonna be ok. the aliens landed their mothership in haixi mongol and tibetan automonous prefecture