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R2-D2 ain’t a snitch. He knew Anakin was Vader, pretended not to know who Yoda and Obi Wan were, and shut himself down when Luke didn’t want to be found. No wonder he was trusted with the Death Star plans. R2 is the ultimate ride or die droid.

punchingnazis

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official-lucifers-child

me: oh haha like “stop the count” yeah

me: *sees the blog name*

me: :O

me: :D

samlikesboys-deactivated2014071

All of the orgasms in fic are so violent. His orgasm came like a punch to the gut. It hit him like a mack truck. It knifed him in a fucking alley. What these orgasms need is a good education.

roachpatrol

the orgasm tapped him on the shoulder politely because it wasn’t raised in a goddamn barn

rainbowbarnacle

By the time he came back to himself, the orgasm had washed the dishes, vacuumed the living room, and retrieved his lost house key from under the chaise lounge.

banderboucher

The idea of spontaneously getting on a train and going somewhere far might be romantic in another country but England is too small for that. Pull an Eternal Sunshine and go where? Fucking Slough? Go to fucking Slough and get a fucking boots meal deal?