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phantom-of-the-501st

Poor Kili has everything but one foot in the grave and all they can give him as a pillow is a bowl of fucking walnuts

Rolled up blanket? Spare clothing? Nah

Walnuts

kili-princeoferebor-memes

It was Fili's idea so it's clearly the best idea

gimlimemesonofgloin

And you are a little nuts...

lovestruckelf-inactive

Found this on FB and cackled 😂

Is he insulting my dwarf?

He is insulting my dwarf!

thetiredprometheus

If Fili was in lotr

inthiskingdomwewillendure

Favorite Aragorn scenes in the Two Towers as voted by my tumblr poll

3rd place: The toe breaking helmet scene

aspenrockymountainhigh

thegorgonist

The Fellowship When I was a kid, my folks basically told me I was a hobbit. I cherish the memory of them reading all these books to me--and I turned around and read them to my little siblings and eventually to my partner! I've drawn and painted a lot for The Hobbit but never The Lord of the Rings, and this ECCC seemed like the right time to debut one!

deheerkonijn

PDA at the function. 🍑

glumshoe

the White Tree of Gondor

back-that-sass-up

bitch that’s cabbage

glumshoe

no it’s the White Tree of Gondor

imontheblacklist

Both of you are wrong that is an unripe broccoli

glumshoe

no it’s the White Tree of Gondor

fernlom

Good lord that’s a head of lettuce

glumshoe

IT’S THE WHITE TREE OF GONDOR

maidservant-hecubus

It’s the White Tree of Gondor.

cerusee

the white tree of Gondor is tastiest when baked for 15 minutes at 400 degrees Celsius, then drizzled with melted butter mixed with lemon juice and Dijon mustard, and back into the oven for an additional ten minutes

faramirsonofdenethor

I can confirm, that is the White Tree of Gondor.

horsewithaface

That, my good friend, is a fucking cauliflower (also known as the White Tree of Gondor).

faramirsonofdenethor

"Cauliflower"? That does not sound like an Elvish word. Is it derived from the Entish?

boromemeofgondor

Perhaps it is a Dwarven word, brother.

faramirsonofdenethor

It seems possible, and yet the Dwarven language is one they rarely share.

gimlimemesonofgloin

I can tell you right now we do not have any word involving "flower" nor do we have any word for...whatever that is.

Ask the elves, they like "flowers."

cindy-lou

LEGOLAS AND GIMLI The Lord Of The Rings: The Two Towers (2002) Dir. Peter Jackson

galadrielspeaks

There’s something about Legolas and Gimli considering themselves a seperate entity inside of The Fellowship that makes my brain go a little insane. It’s the way Gimli says “And what about your companions?” to Merry but then follows that with “What about Legolas and me?” right after. They are seperate from this group they are in. They are of The Fellowship but are almost Outliers in it. They have a relationship that has become so different from the camaraderie the others share that they have begun to refer to themselves as a unit separate from everyone. They go off and disappear together. They whisper and chat in the background. Legolas bears arms with Aragorn and has ran miles to save Merry and Pippin but it is Gimli he confides in, it is to Gimli he says he finds comfort in his presence. And it is to Legolas Gimli expresses his desire to show the most one of the most beautiful sights he’s seen, the glittering caves, the trust he has to show this elf a place of beauty, and to be fully convinced that he will see the beauty in it too. Two creatures so different yet so alike drawn together by fate and war and oh how they toe the line between tradegy and history and the heavy burden of their familial animosities and love and happiness and joy like figure skaters toeing the line between ice and cold dark water. Their dance is beautiful and poetic and private and separate. Separate from the plot and from The Fellowship and from even our eyes but constantly referred to in little moments like these… “What about Legolas and me?”. “What about Legolas and me?”. “What about Legolas and me?”. Yes Gimli. What about Legolas and you?

injureddreams

“Promises Kept”

This was meant to be them walking into the Glittering caves but they stopped at the entrance and and shared a moment. I love these two so much :‘V

This is a GIF in case it doesn’t work, click on it :>

consultingpacha

“I had never before seen such great display of skill in battle from an elf. A true Master of the bow! And just as much with knives. Truly, you’d be proud to call him friend. There’s few others I’d trust to watch my back on a battlefield!”

This year’s birthday gift to my lovely @loveinthemindpalace 💜

Gimli, quit embarrassing your husband 🙌🏼