Slam dunk me directly into the Void

Do I look like I have money? You can call me Gin. 26. She/they. I’m your local roomba enthusiast

[koiagain]

"Employment" big scam. Big scam to distract You from what matters,posting on Ur tumblr blog at 3am

[enkidusbi]

okay im gonna be honest im tired and overwhelmed with work (which proves the point of the post i guess) but my employment is archaeologist and i thought this said Ur as in the ancient southern mesopotamian city like op was urging us all to rp ancient sumerians on the internet in the middle of night

[swordshapedleaves]

I mean all respect to 𒀭𒋀𒆠 but I just don't think the city need to be spending so much on this zuggarat. Like, he's got the moon! Does he really need a holiday cottage at our expense?

[mobius-m-mobius]

Blanc and his Watsons 🔎💕

[pealeii]

[pierogiy]

Caught Up On My Stories BTW. Handling It

[sexygaywizard]

FUCK AMERICA HAPPY 100TH BIRTHDAY CEASAR SALAD 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽❗❗❗

[kaban-bang]

[technoturian]

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[what-even-is-thiss]

You should be able to adopt adults for inheritance purposes like in Ancient Rome. Yeah this is Cathy the 23 year old and she’s my daughter now. She has my last name. When I die she inherits the tire shop.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Cathy will bring glory and dignitas to this America’s Tire franchise location just as I and my father did before her.

[thesadtadpole]

Me when the obviously doomed character doesn't get a happy ending

[dunmertitty]

[cypresstrees]

crazy how if you do your chores and obligations first thing on a day off you can enjoy your free time more than if you feel like you’re procrastinating your chores and obligations the whole time. i will not be learning from this experience

[paramar]

The Animals - House of the Rising Sun (1964)

Silver Jews - New Orleans (1994)

wdhmbt’s tumblr post (undated)

[mesopelagos]

there are at least three houses in new orleans

[solarsyrup]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[ominous-signs]

Official ominous sign

[satan-offical]

I find it funny when

Oh my god FUCK OFF

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

[postnuclearophelia]

he got raptured

[queen-elizabeth-the-3st]

[mini-wrants]

Outdoor in sun perfec t place for president to do speech! Outdoor very warm very soft put old man on green lawn under sun. Put old man in warm sun. no problem ever in warm sun because good view and audience can see long speech. Nice podium outdoor sunny perfect place for old president can trust warm sun to give nice view to President good luck to President. friend sun.

[ravioliet]

i literally love saying "ON IT BOSS!!!!!" whenever someone asks me to do something like i'm some sort of henchman. it doesn't matter if they're my boss or not for real even because in the moment they are, and whatever they requested of me i'm on it

[bovineblogger]

can you guys watch my squab for me im gonna go on my smoko

[kcrossvine]

baby need smoko

[bovineblogger]

BABY DOES NOT NEED SMOKO

[frickerdoodle]

[kcrossvine-art]

IS THAT FUCKING FELTED????? THIS IS GORGEOUS BABY SMOKO

[soulspark]