o l l i e

[tastefullyoffensive]

Clap of the Titans.

[behaved]

“are you ok?” lol fuck no

[mental-ch-illness]

me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????

[sarahsoph]

*opening task manager* Who do I need to kill?

[starllex]

when you see a dog from across the street 

[snailtattoo-deactivated20210605]

true space facts

if u look up there it is

[just-shower-thoughts]

If aliens see footage of human speech, they might think that “um” is a word in the human language.

[djkontakt]

[cikero]

the funniest thing we do to alligators is duct tape their mouths shut when we need to handle them. imagine being a creature so ancient and undefeatable that you haven’t changed in thousands of years being rendered basically defenseless by a piece of plastic

[xtec]

SHUT

[little-niggah-sugar]

this is probably the best thing i have ever made

[bestdogmemes]

[godisafuckingbeachboy]

[hotboyproblems]

it’s been 10 years since 3oh!3 said “tell ur boyfriend if he says he has beef that im a vegetarian and i ain’t fuckin scared of him” and it’s still the hardest lyric of all time

[thegaymerist]

“how’s your summer?”

[videos4whatsapp]

[robotlyra]

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

[superblyboring]

I thought this caption was being over the top, but… they aren’t wrong

[formerprincewille]

I was not prepared for any of this. But least of all, the fucking parachute.

[awholevarietyofstuff-deactivate]

Why did the crowd sound disappointed when the parachute deployed?

[florentina-anacleto]

[chuunibyou]

[pain76]

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]