Still a Ginger, Still on Tumblr

I am a ginger who only reblogs the finest memes on this hellsite (affectionate)

[myspace]

A genuine retro belt with the DVD logo. It'll make you feel like you're back in the 2000s. 105 cm long.    

[ruinedchildhood]

[kuvaton]

[saint-batrick]

environmental storytelling.

[phallicthimble]

[caruliaa]

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[ginny-lala]

[the-big-mood]

Costco CEO Ron Vachris did the “CEO eats his own product” challenge by destroying a hot dog (and confirms the Costco hot dog combo is staying at $1.50 forever). LEGEND.

Show your unwavering support for Costco’s iconic $1.50 hot dog combo

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[ruinedchildhood]

Most people know the warning from Costco founder Jim Sinegal to Costco’s previous CEO about raising the price of $1.50 hot dog combo: “I’ll f**king kill you.”

This exchange Sinegal has with the Seattle Times is better:

[depsidase]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

I can't get over this. They should do the others.

[commanderchr1st]

sorry, I have to show the world this... it is fire.

[specialagentartemis]

“This recipe is perfect for weeknights—it only takes 30 minutes!” and and the first ingredient is an entire butternut squash cut into 1-inch cubes

[queer-as-city-folk]

tumblr users are living in a world wholly their own which I can not help but envy

[amazoogle]

i set my name to Paul Enis in the app because then the stickers they put on my grocery deliveries would say P. ENIS. it was like this for months, but now all the sudden they say PAUL E. instead

i can't have that. i won't let that happen. what they could have never predicted is that a beautiful woman named Peni Sausage is about to log on

[spacemancharisma]

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

[toadscools]

WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE

[spacemancharisma]

you know................. like bf...............

[depsidase]

[sandmandaddy69]

[witharmswideopen95-deactivated2]

i kept asking the guy working there “why are they beeps” and he was laughin and then i didnt buy any and he told me “no beeps?????” rly softly and me and matthew lost it

[sizzlingsandwichperfection-blog]

one time in my 20s i wrote a thing for a magazine that was lightly suspicious of bigfoot's existence, and I got like ten emails from people being like, "How can you abandon your rich and long history of Bigfoot Belief?"

And that's how I found out that (a different) John Green was one of the Four Horsemen of Sasquatchery.

[silvermoon424]

Nazis crashing the fuck out at Elmo for no reason is one of my new favorite genres. Literally this pic:

EDIT: It turns out the Jordan Peterson ones are fake (they're real tweets but not directed at Elmo). However, Peterson DOES hate Elmo and has @'d him before.

[depsidase]