This is a mess

[thenightmanleaveth-deactivated2]

cat allergy doesn't exist people just sneeze for attention and because they're misogynists

[romcommunist]

my boyfriend’s ass must be a german ambulance cuz he got that wagen and it makes me start kranken

[mewoons]

i want what those freaks on the steppe have………

[hustlerose]

people in 4000 bce watching their neighbors domesticate the horse

[truestoriesaboutme]

Now that Britney Spears is free, she’s inevitably going to do something weird and off-putting because she was in a long term traumatic situation with very little control of her life and getting your shit together is hard in the best of times and that does shit to a person and I’m genuinely afraid the public who has been rooting for her for so long is going to turn on her and even start questioning whether or not it’s good for her to be free of the conservatorship and people are gonna need to remember that the answer to that question is unequivocally yes

[maidenhare]

fuck the smiths but some points were made when he said i was looking for a job and then i found a job and heaven knows im miserable now

[mothndust]

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[laurenthemself]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2022!

[leehallfae]

wuthering heights - kate bush // the only heartbreaker - mitski (inspired by this post)

[parkchanwoohoo]

Read the rumor that Chris Pratt is accepting voice work bc he's unvaccinated and can't get in-person gigs, and you know what? I'm a truther now. This is my flat earth. This is my conspiracy theory I wholeheartedly accept

He could post a video of himself getting vaccinated and flash his vaccination card on camera and I'd still be like, this is clearly CGI. Look at the way the needle clips through his skin. Fake news.

[carygrantsbeard]

And she’s right!!!!

[aristocat98-deactivated20220407]

men will go “facts over feelings!” and then just believe their feelings are facts

[1anonyymous1]

I wish i was a cat, no school no works just meow meow

[bluntforceheadtrauma]

Every single movie nowadays is sound produced like [quiet at possible speaking voice] [door slamming at maximum fucking decibel for the 5th time in a row]

[nostoccommune]

I think almost everything is placebo effect. Nothing does anything

[official-german-schulsystem]

[sportsbianism-deactivated202306]

i love dogs that hate men and i think it's funny

[dowereallyneedthis]

my therapist told me today that all her teenage clients think they have DID, and she gets cold calls from random teenagers saying they think they have DID. she said one of the first things she asks when she gets these calls is "do you have a Tiktok?" and they always say yes and then she says "you should delete the Tiktok."