Living Truthfully Under Imaginary Circumstances

··Time is a weird soup ·· Tarron • 29 • Genderfluid • They/them • Pansexual • Gemini

[hotrale]

Frequent visitor

[quendergeer]

there he goes

[sandmandaddy69]

[pointnclick]

sticky little fucker can still chuff back a durry even when the wee cunt's upside down

[broadacre]

Snoop Dogg watching the Skateboarding finals with an unidentified man

[petyritonel]

redrawing promo shoots is my calling

[jadedheart-reflections]

Pen Pals Wanted

My fiancée has been pen pal-ing for years and it sounds really fun. There's just one problem with this...

I'm having *severe* FOMO. I love writing and talking to people. Hearing her talk about her pen pals fills my heart with joy but it also makes me wonder what it would be like to have my own. This is where I ask the Tumblr-verse for some help. I would like to start writing again and what better way than to reach out to the expansiveness of the internet (and this weird and wild world of a website) for a potential friend to write to. Random person reading this: Are you also looking for someone who likes to write poetry and prose and little autobiographies of their day-to-day lives? Do you miss the days of snail mail? Because me, too. If you are feeling up for the task, message me, and you, too, can have a pen pal of your very own (aka, me lol).

[hotvampireadjacent]

“Kill them with kindness.” Of course. Just make sure you do kill them.

[bisexualwario]

[thedeadlysins00-deactivated2024]

Touch starved sluts reblog this

[everythingsbetterunderthestars]

Please please please I know we all love Friends and Chandler was our favourite character and Matthew always put a smile on our faces and that’s all amazing but can we please please please talk about this:

“I've had a lot of ups and downs in my life. I'm still working through it personally, but the best thing about me is that if an alcoholic or drug addict comes up to me and says, 'Will you help me?' I will always say, 'Yes, I know how to do that. I will do that for you, even if I can't always do it for myself! So I do that, whenever I can. In groups, or one on one.

And I created the Perry House in Malibu, a sober-living facility for men. I also wrote my play The End of Longing, which is a personal message to the world, an exaggerated form of me as a drunk. I had something important to say to people like me, and to people who love people like me.

When I die, I know people will talk about Friends, Friends, Friends. And I'm glad of that, happy l've done some solid work as an actor, as well as given people multiple chances to make fun of my struggles on the world wide web...

but when I die, as far as my so-called accomplishments go, it would be nice if Friends were listed far behind the things I did to try to help other people.

I know it won't happen, but it would be nice.”

- Matthew Langford Perry

(August 19, 1969 - October 28, 2023)

[everythingfox]

Head scratches will be an additional dollar

[fearthefuzzybear]

oh uh. scuse me. just a lil snail crossing your dash

[alex51324]

I love how certain I am that I’m not the only person who stopped scrolling to let the snail finish crossing the dash.  

In fact, I would bet small sums of money that the majority of Tumblr folk do.    

[teatops]

Rb for the lil hops it does at the end before it finishes crossing 🥺💓

[modogoblin]

[juelzsantanabandana2]

New tarot cards just dropped

[rumade]

Drawing challenge prompts

[nayters]

[bubblegum-sullivan-13]

I also like it when they're like hey what's up or something personal/natural instead of the welcome to wherever how can I serve you bit.

[lastoneout]

I also like it when they are sitting down or listening to music they clearly enjoy

[fieldbears]

There is something so nourishing about walking into a place of business and immediately thinking "huh, I wouldn't have guessed this place would be playing this kind of music" only to see an employee absolutely head-banging along because today is their day to pick the CD and they are living

[somethingmissingthiswaycomes]

Despite what capitalists might think, I do not want to roleplay being royalty in the presence of slaves when I seek professional assistance in obtaining my basic human needs.

[animentality]

[everythingfox]

Gluten free buscuits

[herpsandbirds]

Common Egg-eating Snake (Dasypeltis scabra), family Colubridae, South Africa

photograph by Cristian Schneider

[traaansfem]

what's in the little critter's mouth??? Is it tasty??

:3

[strawberry-crocodile]

bestie you will never guess what this Common Egg-Eating Snake is doing

[nightofthefundead]

I set my Discord banner to random photos of deer being silly on trailcams resulting in multiple people asking about My Collection so here are some of the finest photos from my unreasonably sized gallery of goofy deer trailcam pictures I found

Did you know deer will sometimes just straight-up box/slapfight with each other which often involves standing on two legs and it looks really silly

Here's some kisses

Some weird chaotic ones. I call the first one of these four "girls night"

bonk (this is one of my most favorites)

This one's my halloween/autumn banner

Spring-loaded animal

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[jack-of-no-cows]