WHAT AM I

I'm Tubbs

[gingerspicedotcom-blog]

my cousin's two-year-old child visiting from NYC: (points to a playground set in a suburban backyard) PARK!

us: uh, no dude somebody owns that, you can't actually play there

innocent two year-old with no concept of private property, still full of hope: PARK?

us: shit ok which one of us has to explain capitalism to this baby

[cellobuster]

I wish the Democratic candidates for President of the United States would stop trying to bootycall me

[gosimpsonic-deactivated20190116]

[lovelysuggestion]

i just really, really, really, really…want to be with you

[golddustfaggot-deactivated20170]

what sort of Carly Rae Jepsen plagiarism

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

detective: *takes picture of my body after i’ve been murdered* me (dead): omg no u’d better delete that…omggg im serious i look so bad in that 😂😂😂

[cravemymcnuggies]

we must stop the gays before it’s too late

[religiousgay]

You see the color of his skin?

[boyx-deactivated20190424]

when ur eating something soft and hear a crunch

[yoloswag444-deactivated20141017]

i cant believe they named an entire dog breed after pitbull

[bob-belcher]

[slightmood]

[thisisntmycat]

[allmonds]

Invite them in

[mysharona1987]

[drakesnate]

mark ruffalo’s oscar wink: the trilogy (2011 - 2015 - 2016)

[scaryknife]

[meladoodle]

[jacksmannequin]

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

Batman v Superman looks amazing

[alisonzai]

[seriousjones]

ted cruz about to pull out a fucking gun

[andrewlloydwebber]

actually, this is ted cruz emulating napoleon, foreshadowing that if elected, he will become a vicious war hungry imperialist dictator

[oak23]

napoleon also is pulling out a gun

[crowmemes]

napoleon is the zodiac killer