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★ 【雪蛾子】 「 Day 30 」 ✔ republished w/permission ☆ follow btt’s fanart twitch stream!
i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.
★ 【sseun쓴】 「 edward 」 ✔ republished w/permission ☆ follow btt’s fanart twitch stream!
summer heat
you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.
lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.
folks you’re never gonna believe what i did today
No it’s fine I just didn’t think we get ichiruki sparring and Ichigo seeing Rukia’s bankai in a random mobile game is all
Being an adult will have you unironically craving a vegetable
Being an adult will have you unironically sad about a parasite outbreak in fresh vegetables.
proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.
>no idea what a tumblr accent even is
>”oozes off of me like a thick miasma”
im angry at myself for walking into that so perfectly
Please stop being nonbinary too. God only created one gender. You must conform to that.
THERES ONLY ONE NOW?????
When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.
people killed: 0
direct orders of "you really really need to kill this guy" ignored: 1
ongoing murders being committed by Ed's own friends/colleagues that Ed got in the way of to specifically stop that murder from happening: 2
God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.
You know, when you said "negative-3 kill count," I, who haven't seen the anime, thought, "He resurrected 3 people?????" But I'm seeing here on the wiki that apparently resurrection in this anime is a terrible idea.
Official addition to this post.
The Temporal Extra of IchiRuki
Let me explain to you how extra Ichigo and Rukia are through the phenomenon of time:
They meet on either May 11th or 18th of 2001. Rukia is taken on July 19th. That’s either 63 or 70 days, and really subtract 1 because she showed up very late at night. So 62 or 69 days. Mind you, we do not see a whole half of this time period, from June 18th to July 17th.
They are briefly reunited for about 5 minutes on the Senzaikyuu on August 5th, and for like maybe 5 minutes on August 6th at the Soukyoku.
They have a week together from August 7th to August 13th in Soul Society. That’s 7 days.
They have a day together from September 7th to September 8th in Karakura. That’s 1 day.
They’re reunited briefly during the fight with Grimmjow on October 29th. Ichigo is injured. Let’s call it maybe 10 minutes.
They meet up again when Ukitake and Yamamoto are dishing out orders for perhaps 5 minutes on October 31st.
They once more run into each other for at most a few hours in Hueco Mundo before splitting up on November 1st. Everything happened on that one day, so let’s call it 90 minutes.
They’re reunited for all of a few seconds before Ichigo heads up to the Dome of Las Noches. Let’s call it 15 seconds.
After his return to save her from Yammy, they’re together for a few minutes. Let’s call it 5 minutes.
Later, Rukia will see Ichigo for perhaps a minute or so before he collapses from losing his powers.
When Ichigo wakes up on December 2nd, they have perhaps 10 minutes together before he loses his ability to see her.
In other words, out of between 198 and 205 days from the start of this sequence of events, they were together for between 70 and 77 days, plus about 120 minutes. And then for the last almost three months, they were together for about 110 of those minutes in total. In other words, they were only together about 1/3 of the time, and it was overwhelmingly front-loaded.
AND THEY STILL LOOKED AT EACH OTHER LIKE THIS:
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Some good points, but the one I like best is that Ichigo and Rukia interacting could not possibly have ended in tragedy.
That’s the whole thing about their relationship, it’s easy and understanding and uncomplicated for all that it’s very powerful.
In order to make things miserable for them and the story, Kubo kept them separated as much as possible. There is no misery or heartache between them. The only time there was was because they were apart.
I don’t ship it, but that is a very good point.
chapter 41:
chapter 55:
HE’S MAKING PROGRESS
Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses
King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.
He didn't want to talk to you.
Uh.
Point of order.
King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.
This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.
King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.
He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties
But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.
Another hilarious thing I feel we should talk about more is the fact that *film* Aragorn and Arwen break up right before Aragorn leaves Rivendell……. meaning that film!Aragorn spends most of the quest in an “oh my god my relationship of 50 years just ended what do I even do with myself????” depression haze.
It explains so much…..
Like. Externally Aragorn is on an epic quest to save Middle Earth, internally he’s crying on the couch in his sweatpants eating a tub of the Middle-Earth equivalent of Ben and Jerry’s
Legolas: Aragorn?
Aragorn: Arwen used to call me Aragorn…..
Legolas: Because it’s your fucking name
To be clear I actually love the film’s version of Aragorn/Arwen’s relationship, there’s a lot of Dramatic Potential/ angsty meta you could write on it, but–.
BUT
It’s also like– you think Aragorn has to put up with Legolas and Gimli’s annoying romance antics? Legolas and Gimli have to deal with Aragorn spending half the quest staring wistfully into the distance and sighing dramatically about What Can Never Be™…with how often he sings the Lay of Luthien, basically the Middle Earth equivalent of Adele’s Someone Like You….
Gimli: You haven’t washed your hair in MONTHS. We’re staging an intervention.
Aragorn (lying flat on the ground with his face in the dirt): aweralwkerjwae
Legolas: You’re only 87– you’ve got your whole life ahead of you. You can find love a second time!
Aragorn: I did. Boromir died.
Legolas: Maybe three is your lucky number!
#for me film Legolas’ main character trait#is that he’s incapable of reading the room (tags via @overthinkinglotr)
Aragorn, any time he gets a moment to himself during the quest:
Gimli: This lovely Rhohirrim woman is clearly into you. She’s a fighter. You’re a fighter. She loves horses. You love horses (also you smell like one). Give her a chance!
Aragorn: *flashbacks to him and Arwen making out in Imladris while the elvish version of “when somebody loved me” plays in the background.
He literally did this. (and then imagined Arwen kissing him before getting woken up by his horse)
At least he managed to wash himself AND his hair
