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Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.

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OH MY GOSH

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It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom

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Unfriendly reminder that disabled people don’t have marriage equality yet

Edit: check the notes for more info!!

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Happy disability pride month remember that we exist and need your support achieving basic human rights too.

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How to prevent carpal tunnel

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Vending machine at the eeby deeby

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im gonna use google chrome till i die theyre gonna know everything about me and itll be their problem i just googled chumlonce fifteen times trying to find a post i made about shipping beyonce and chumle from pown stars history channel i csnt wait to see what they try to sell me based on that in the following days but you everyone else should be smart and get firefox

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ma’am this is an arby’s please just order

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i order you to shutthe fuck up

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Why did you pull me over? Audio Transcript

Shut the fuck up when cops ask questions! The script. These 25 words we’re talking about.

To begin with, let’s talk about: what you do when that cop first comes up to you, and no matter what he says:

Where are you going, where are you coming from, what’s that smell, how many drinks have you had, you know this is a high drug traffic area. Why are you sweating? Why are your eyes red? Why do you seem nervous?

Those cops can ask anything they want and when they first come up on you, you wanna say “why did you pull me over?”

That’s the first phrase of the script because under case law, the cops have about 7-8 minutes to give you a traffic ticket unless they find other independent probable cause to further detain you. And they find that when you start yapping.

Now, just cause they pulled you over, doesn’t mean it’s a traffic stop. Maybe your tires are low or something else is wrong.

So, “why did you pull me over?” starts the clock ticking, and that’s your tip of the day. And shut the fuck up when cops ask questions.

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the answer to “do you know why I pulled you over?” is also “why did you pull me over?”

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For clarification ^-^

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Diversity win! This wizard duel is bisexual

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when you see someone from high school and they don’t recognize you that’s the exact opposite of the mortifying ordeal of being known. the gratifying relief of being forgotten