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happy annoy squidward day

Actually, Annoy Squidward Day is January 15th. Although the calendar doesn’t have the month written on it, if you continue to watch the episode, they’re competing for January’s Employee of the Month.

oddmoderator

I’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

sensiblereblogifposts

Reblog if you’ve been waiting all year to reblog this

Life's too short, open the second bag of doritos

textsfromhetalians

me, 11 chapters deep in a 25 chapter slowburn fic at 2 am, eyes burning and the phone keeps slipping out of my fingers:

boxboxcelebrini

this call out was fucking unnecessary

funny-history

dongkelley

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I’m jumping on this, because I think they left out the coolest part! And I’m only saying this because it took me a really long time to learn myself.

When caterpillars turn into butterflies, they don’t just go into a chrysalis, shrink their body, and grow some wings. Nope! If you cut open a chrysalis halfway through a metamorphosis, a bunch of goo will fall out. And that’s it. Because, when caterpillars turn into butterflies, they don’t just grow some wings - they liquefy completely and build a new body from ions and molecules up.

That’s why this is so rad. No part of their body is spared this liquefaction. Not even the brain! So, if the brain turns completely liquid, where are the memories stored?

That’s why this is cool!

officialtonystarkprotectionsqua

Tony: Hey Pete, how was your day?

Peter: eh the usual, Aunt May set the stove on fire whilst trying to make breakfast, MJ almost slaughtered Flash and I had a Spanish test

Tony: sounds go-

Peter: oh and I got stabbed on patrol earlier

Tony:

Tony: WHY WOULDN'T YOU LEAD WITH THAT OH MY GOD-

christinecanigula-archive

oh my goddddd do you guys remember the old friends senior dog sanctuary tumblr that quietly posted cute dogs for about two years until one fateful day they posted, and i remember the phrasing with utter clarity, “i just want to get dicked down again =/”

christinecanigula-archive

the drama. the trickery. some fucker pretended to be a beloved animal shelter for two YEARS, quietly posting cute pictures of elderly dogs with no indication of it being something more, just to drop that fucking bombshell on us and then dip. the patience of it all. pure example of the long con. i wanna meet whoever did that and shake their hand.

jadedsoggy

iirc she was running that blog as a side blog and basically just sort of. posting the old friends stuff on tumblr, since old friends didn’t actually use their official tumblr. And we never questioned it because it was run so professionally. it lined up with their facebook posts and everything. But then, one day, she posted to the wrong blog. and her mistake became tumblr history. she was so embarrassed she dropped out of existence. i don’t remember if she deleted or just abandoned it. old folks came out saying that yes they had a tumblr but it was basically inactive and that her blog was unaffiliated with them. tbh she was doing a public service and then made one one, massive mistake.

airlesscell-deactivated20151002

Up in the club like

My stomach is not feeling well can I have a ginger ale please

headspace-hotel

types of writing sessions

got on computer, looked at document, was like “fuck this shit” and got off

wrote like 150 words that consist of bloating the existing useless conversation or scene even more

wrote SO MANY WORDS but it was because you were so desperate to escape the Bad Part

wrote SO MANY WORDS but it was because you were so desperate to get closer to the Good Part

got on your document, ran into research issue, spent like an hour on Wikipedia, ah shit

the somewhat satisfying “fixing everything I hated about the scene I wrote the day before” session

decent amount of progress that took like 3x longer than it should have because you were repeatedly distracted

In The Zone and completely absorbed, just BLAZING through a few thousand words, probably close to the ending, probably listening to playlist

Not actually a writing session, just listening to playlist

the session where you write like a paragraph, suddenly realize the unfixability of your current plot predicament, and cry

that weird session where you don’t have much time and you’re super tired and you write like a page but you reread it the next morning and holy shit these words came from the fingers of god why is it so good

that session that is purely just navigating the boring shit of getting from one scene to the next and it sucks but you leave off on the cusp of something interesting and it feels good

the satisfyingly exhausting session where you write the Good Part and you’re confident it came out pretty well and you’re full of thoughts and stuff about where things are going next but you need to let them rest

get on computer, write exactly one sentence, get off computer. Now you can say you wrote today

mikkeneko

absolutely true and valid every one of youse

lananiscorner

Been there, done that. Lately it’s all been a lot of the first two and it’s soooooo fucking frustrating.

mysharona1987

one-time-i-dreamt

On this past Tuesday morning I received a very alarming text message from a friend. Inside of a private Facebook group for California Law…

This gang of scary thugs is threatening the life of a law abiding citizen!

This is truly terrifying. I have no words.

oldtimeydetective

How most people in my physics class calculate how many hours are in a year: 365*24

My idiot musical theatre brain: 525600/60

babyanimalgifs

An elephant casually stealing and then returning a wildlife photographer’s hat

(Source)

harmonic-motion

Demonstrates intelligence by making a joke, “Look at me wearing a silly head thing!”, then politely returning it to the owner, resecuring it as best as his trunk is able…

whitepeopletwitter

desperate-acts-of-capitalism

Not just churches and schools. Seneca Village had black owned banks and investment firms. Many at the time called it “the black Wall Street” and it was becoming so powerful that it threatened the white wall Street. Hence why it was bulldozed.