not a girl not a car

aalo | they / him | 27 | fin | georgefucker | interacts from beamryce

[realpersonfacts]

[motherussell]

Merc allow George to be slandered for 24 hours after each race weekend then come out and say “our bad guys we actually accidentally gave him a poison apple before he got in the car it’s on us well review as a team to make sure this doesn’t happen again” and next week it’s another poison apple

[memorycycle]

i could jumpstart a car with my breasts

[li-rheinn]

[georgegraphys]

George Russell running to the stewards (2026) — photographed by Gabriel Buoys and Sam Bagnall

[newbromantics]

if I have a penalty and you and you and you and you have a penalty. who the hell is p3

[feastofsnakes]

similar topic but it's so funny to me when people are like "you can't ship these people one of them is the other's father figure!" as if wanting to fuck a father figure isn't the only joy left in this life

[feastofsnakes]

WHAT IS FORMULA ONE

[dearreader22]

“that was kimi’s race anyways”

sorry did we watch the same first thirty laps

[makk1]

never ask 63s and 23s what happened at the canadian gp 2026

[44prop]

i just know kimi was in george’s garage chewing on the wires in his car like a rat last night

[maxedes]

mercedes family gimmick is starting to feel like this:

[formula-history]

Obviously 80s F1 gets a lot of my attention but I think the 50s might be the era that fascinates me the most. There's just something so so about it that I don't think could have happened at any point in history.

It's like the whole "look to your left, look to your right, one of these people won't be here at the end of the year" but they didn't quit. They're fucking dead. The other one might be dead too. But 80% of your older brother's classmates died in the war so you can't really complain that you're getting to do something you love. You might survive the F1 season but you've got to do the most batshit road racing event just to tempt fait that little bit more. The only people who are even slightly bothered about trying to not kill people are Mercedes because killing 80 odd people in one race isn't helping their "we're not Nazis anymore" campaign. Ferrari is literally eating his drivers and you're begging for him to eat you too because it's a Ferrari. You and everyone around you has a death wish but you're just little guys and I love you and Taffy is taking everyone to the strip club.

[lhamilten]

[souvenir116]

the internal misogyny in f1 is unexplainable. why would you say this let alone IMAGINE SUCH SCENARIO

[souvenir116]

so he was just butthurt a woman was going to take his place ☠️ and this was in 2005 where he had yet won a grand prix.

[probuccalfat]

you are not a diva. you are a disrespectful twink with subpar vibes.

[probuccalfat]

who’s lando

[paddockpatrol]

I love how George Russell is basically in this one-sided beef with Max Verstappen conducted entirely through press statements while Max's entire focus is like, please give my emotional support rival Charles a better car so I can race him.

[abbyhustler]

are they lovers? worse. they have an athletic article about their friendship

[ronandhermy]

we use child labor here because it WORKS

[manualoverridemode]