Give Me Brilliance

I try to do things and generally fail but hey, here for a good time not a long time

[wagahai-da]

fun fact! *blatantly wrong information*

[wagahai-da]

wow i learned more from this site than school

[spacedewey]

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND [the exact same blatantly wrong information worded differently]

[christinecanigula-archive]

growing up on this site sucked so deeply

[christinecanigula-archive]

can i get a hell yeah for my mentally ill/lgbt kids who turned to this site at a very young age because we saw it as an outlet to express everything we were conditioned not to express in real life and then subsequently got exposed to so much unhealthy shit

[egbertcaptors]

[givemebrilliance]

Sooooo Revamp?

If anyone still follows me or even cares, I’m revamping my blog after living overseas for a couple of years. Be ready for some old, a shit ton of new and zero fucks given. 👍🏻

[lochnessie]

Can we as millennials and gen-z’s collectively agree that NObody Cares about elbows on the table like Why was that Ever A Problem for Anyone?? We can chill right?

[spacebumble]

nobody asked for this but the origin of not putting one’s elbows on the table comes from the late 18th/early 19th century when wooden ships were still used in the navy- sailors would balance their plates between their elbows while eating to keep them from sliding around. because sailors developed a reputation on-land for being uncouth and aggressive, the placing of elbows on the table became associated with such behaviour.

some cultural historians believe it also goes back further, to the middle ages, when large banquet-style meals were served on trestle tables that had no side support. if someone put their elbows on the table, they risked bringing the whole table down with them.

so basically, there is no longer any need to NOT put elbows on the table, and there hasn’t been since the advent of steamships.

[wonderwomemes]

I love this because now i can smartass the next person who tries to give me shit for it

[dustbats-deactivated20170918]

I’m on medication that can make me spacey af, which can be a problem when I’m driving–like yesterday, for example, when my best friend was trying to help me avoid a pothole he said “to the left,” and I just mumbled “take it back now y'all” and hit the pothole straight on

[ten-and-donna]

Literally crying

[pursuitofhappinessss]

this is my favorite post on this website

[kevinkinky]

[labors]

“wtf did i do to deserve this” i say, as though im not fully aware of the multiple things i have done to deserve this,

[dragonraider]

Today is the 3 year aniversary of me and my friend getting left behind on a school field trip in hawaii and desperately trying to convince the chaperones and our own parents that were thousands of miles away to believe it wasn’t actually an April fools joke.

[jimmriarty]

[gayplanets]

[acklesjensen]

9x12 | Sharp Teeth - Happy Birthday, Sue! ♡

[theforcesource]

[prxncessleiaa]

can we take a moment to appreciate how startled these two are by a stick

wide smiles to ‘oh my god what the fuck is that. Han get rid of it.’

and then how offended Han gets when he realizes the fuzzball is threatening his boyfriend and instantly goes into overprotective mode

and Luke’s sudden realization that he was being threatened by a teddy bear

[nevver]

[browsethestacks]

This

[iraffiruse]

Average Life Goals

[tinker-tdc]

Applebees is a bit high-class for this post.

[biglawbear]

I can’t tell whether or not this is satire or an entirely serious millennial

[theavengers]

[221bitssmallerontheoutside]

#that is the face of somebody who is very fed up#with being treated as a sex object  (via lokidokeyartichoki) 

She is so done with this bullshit. 

[sad-lost-impala-puppies-deactiv]

that is the face of someone who is mentally stabbing you in the face with a rusty dagger.

And she has every right to look that way.

[e-sigh]

her eyes in the first gif when she fake smiles tho.

[stony-ships]

They had sooo much sexual tension up there🔪

[givemebrilliance]

Quentin Tarantino: I'm making another movie

Guy who makes fake blood for a living: *rubs hands together*