[reasonandfaithinharmony]

Mandy Patinkin reminisces about the sword fight—the last scene they filmed when making The Princess Bride.

[mysharona1987]

[irresponsible-masochist]

I saw a similar thing in a screenshot on Reddit the other day.

[nyctosaurid]

I didn’t watch supernatural because it’s a monster hunting show but I never saw a single person talk about the monsters. bad sign

[nyctosaurid]

I’m opening a charity to reimburse anyone who watched more than 5 episodes of this show

[britomartis]

no one’s gonna bring up the racist ghost truck? because like.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[fangirlsleep]

Out-conspiracy the conspiracy theorist, good move.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[imaginaryopal]

Isn’t she toothpaste bucket girl?

[skenpiel]

i want to be a bartender

[skenpiel]

men named bart look out

[coolgoatjuli]

this is stil the funniest post on this website and the fact that it only has 900 notes is a crime

[thatsbelievable]

[magicalgirlmindcrank]

yeah man i got it right he- ah shit ah fuck where is it

[yourplayersaidwhat]

DM: After the fighter grabs the bard’s hand and yanks her free, you realize that she was temporarily trapped in a gelatinous cube that’s so transparent you didn’t see it. 

Wizard: Can I roll nature to learn about the cube?

DM: Go for it. 

Wizard: *rolls meh*

DM: You know this is a gelatinous cube, it is very hungry, and it has no eyes to see you through since it uses blindsight. 

Me, The Bard, annoyed that I just walking into a gelatinous cube: Okay. What would you say if I tried to… Intentionally play my violin really badly to mess with it’s blindsight?

DM: *Just… Freezes for a couple seconds.* Okay???????

Me, The Bard: *just starts sawing away at my violin like I’m angry at it.*

DM, confused and distressed: I guess it’s blind for this round?!??!?

[phoenixyfriend]

“Hyper-advanced alien can use our technology because obviously it’s basic to them” is so annoying. Like sure, you grew up around holo-screens, but are you telling me you understand every operating system you come across? You understand all the culturally-specific symbols? You can read the language?

A technologically-advanced alien will have as much luck using an iPhone on the first try as I would have trying to use mid-90s computer from China. Like yeah I know how to use more advanced tech, but I don’t know Chinese and I probably can’t guess the various OS.

[antique-scarecrow]

duckin THANK YOU

[shaaknaa]

“How do save?”

“Hit the button that looks like a floppy disk”

“A what?”

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

im sorry i fucked choked imagining a member of an alien civilization straight up asking: “what the FUCK is a flopped disk”

[everythingfox]

“I licked it so it’s mine”

(via)

[memes-and-mimmickry]

Hahahaha - never too late for pride memes btw

[nowthisnews]

Thanks to a pair of a bionic gloves, this 80-year-old classical pianist can finally play the piano again. The maestro, João Carlos Martins, had lost dexterity in his hands due to aging and health complications. His face at being able to play piano again says it all. 🎶

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[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

That probably added another 5-10 years onto his life

[astraskylark]

Manifesting this tomorrow

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[neutralbacteria]

[keltik]

[cannedviennasnausage]

there’s an orange tree in my parent’s house in pr and the oranges it produced were always green we always thought something happened that kept them from ripening but it turns out they just didn’t fake-tan wtf

[synapple]

the. the incredible hulk just watched me v,ote

[memeuplift]

[greensupremetangerine]

You can't just logic your way into making me feel better

...

How did you do that?

[definitelynot-darcy]

Thats the power of LOVE, BABY

[whitepeopletwitter]

A moment of silence…