[just-shower-thoughts]

Life was a lot better when the McDouble was on the dollar menu.

[khe1]

To-Morrow I’m graduating Kindergarten….

[justketerthings]

What did you major in?

[khe1]

Crayon

[lcryduringsex]

[hardcore-park0ur]

Me before and after I jerk off

[thedancingcostumeyoungadult]

My friend asked how I learned to cook and the answer is I didn't. I know like 5 things about cooking and they are:

Always use more garlic than the recipe calls for

"Ehhh fuck it close enough" is a great measurement tool

Find like 5 recipes that you like, adjust them how you like them, make them until you hate them

Clean as you go

If a recipe is from a mommy blog, you will need more spices

If anyone wants to add, please do

[localtiktoks]

[p1nkgoth-deactivated20191206]

[horriblebeing-deactivated201906]

*being mentally ill in my bedroom*

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[welcometotherealworld101]

That grief 4.0

[hiddenblog609]

[toastoat]

This is a baby asking this to other babies

[whitepeopletwitter]

[theshitneyspears]

why is the climate trying to change? just be yourself bb 💕

[no-chill-at-all]

[autisticjoy]

idk what it is about sitting in chairs and having both feet on the floor but it’s so uncomfortable and awful and i’ll never willingly do it if there’s literally any other option

[mockwa]

[snuv]

motherfucker ultimate

[marioatwlink]

I Demand Coca Cola 

[unbotheredmuse]

[wahtdahel-blog]

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

that last line is absolutely phenomenal is this why yall are so keen on therapy??

[octopuscato]

Yes.

[mariopowertennis]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

[cynical-werewolf]

Today’s Friday, though.

[sketchlock]

[straawberries]

THE LAST RADICAL SATURDAY OF THE DECADE!!!!!!!!!

[puzzlemasterx-deactivated202006]

LAST RADICAL SATURDAY OF THE DECADE

[brotherslug-deactivated20190730]