The Kazoo Factory

An instrument for when all others are lost.

[cherubg1rl]

[givesyouakazoo]

Gives you a kazoo

[subwaybug]

❎ "my current mental state can cause me to be anxious, irrational, and overly reactive at times"

✅ "some sort of evil shadow self lurks within me that can only be defeated via battle of the mind combat"

[givesyouakazoo]

Gives you a kazoo

[the-first-gem]

*hands him an otamatone*

Thank you.

[givesyouakazoo]

Gives you a kazoo

[two-facedgod]

Alterhumanity really is an iceberg. Like at the surface you have your wolf therians, otherhearted, angelkin, etc., which people are generally aware of... but if you dig deep enough and long enough you'll find blogs for people who don't exist, unknown gods with two faces and too many eyes, and tropical centipedes in human form.

I mean I just love it.

[not-linkachu]

reblog if you’re also a weird all-Seeing entity thing that simultaneously doesn’t exist and is something else

[isawken]

going over to my minimalist girlfriend’s house and she apologizes profusely for the mess and there’s just a single perfect, fresh pea on the floor of her living room

[bluelois]

Blue Lois

[isawken]

can i help you

[redmarge]

Red Marge

[isawken]

jesus christ. I Am Under Fucking Attack

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[isawken]

i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me

[pointless-achievements]

Rare Achievement Unlocked:

After The Clouds Clear

Sorry, I don't give out medals, this is the best I can do.

[unyieldingsilence]

‎

[same-pic-of-sophie-every-day]

marow

[givesyouakazoo]

Gives you a kazoo

[rolameny]

the belief i have in my ability to carry any amount of stuff home if i am equipped with my backpack and two reusable totes is hubristic to a degree that the achaeans fighting at troy could only have dreamed of

[givesyouakazoo]

Gives you a kazoo

[loveridden1999]

can we get 36 hours a day? not for any productive purposes i just want to finish my to watch & to read list in this lifetime . also probably get enough sleep

[givesyouakazoo]

Gives you a kazoo

[thelegendofjenna]

I'm trying to take the high road but I'm like, dragging myself bleeding and sobbing along the high road while looking so so longingly at the low road

[givesyouakazoo]

Gives you a kazoo

[feldfrog]

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

[givesyouakazoo]

Gives you a kazoo

[heated-blanket]

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

[givesyouakazoo]

Gives you a kazoo

[i-am-a-snom]

Fun fact. I can play a kazoo.

[givesyouakazoo]

Gives you a kazoo

[robosnom]

』』▪︎】_]_]_\ c6n 1 h6v3 0n3 t00?

[givesyouakazoo]

Gives you a kazoo

[i-am-a-snom]

Fun fact. I can play a kazoo.

[givesyouakazoo]

Gives you a kazoo

[itsapmseymour]

>breakcore music intensifies

[hands-you-a-lemon]

Hands you a lemon

[itsapmseymour]

Sweet

Free Lemon

[givesyouakazoo]

Gives you a kazoo

[laciffo-natas]

I'm scared of people

[givesyouakazoo]

Gives you a kazoo

[aroacexuemeng]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

[doggirlhen]

reblog heavy

[cherries-of-wrath]

himb

[1kit]

*gives him a sandwich*

[inferno-the-skywing]

*asks him out*

[givesyouakazoo]

Gives him a kazoo

[givesyouakazoo]

Trombone noises

[tgirl-tamag0tchi]

My backstory is normal and fine and didn’t fuck me up…

*shoves closed a rattling closet behind me, voices muffled*

I am definitely fine, yeppers.

[givesyouakazoo]

Gives you a kazoo