I hand out lemons

Mostly the fruit

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Hands you a lemon

Hi. I give lemons. What more do you need?

[targetedknowledge]

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Hands you a lemon

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

Just saw this and immediately thought of you

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DaQ3BJbyhDR/?igsh=MW4xcHJ3bnVxbmhnMg==

wait everybody wake up we have a proship cafe

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Hands you a lemon

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[neenarchive]

many dishonourable knaves in the notes of this post

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Hands you a lemon

[mik-mania]

im so fucking stubborn

[invader-bean]

michael what the fuck.

[mik-mania]

no its one of my fancy pencils :)

the end cap comes off :)

[mik-mania]

oh lard

[mik-mania]

my son he is sick he has every disease

[mik-mania]

we are nearing peak deviancy

[mik-mania]

happy back-to-school day

[mik-mania]

im so clever that its sickening

[mik-mania]

if i breathe wrong i'll lose him

[mik-mania]

it got too small for the clip. luckily i realized this eraser has the perfect holes

[mik-mania]

at what point does this stop being a pencil

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Hands you a lemon

[chimerakisu]

Rin offers you a lemon. Do you accept?

(She alleges the lemon will cure your artblock </3)

yeah i come back every once in a while post some vocaloid and disappear for months sorry ill try to do better :'(

[hands-you-a-lemon]

Accepts a lemon and hands you a new lemon

[kingcatnine]

reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

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Hands you a lemon

[homunculus-argument]

Siveydensipuli ja siveettömyyden sitruuna.

[chobiwolf-aka-mog]

The Who what?

[homunculus-argument]

Citrus fruit are ontologically slutty.

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Hands you a lemon

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things

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Hands you a lemon

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

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Hands you a lemon

[paxamericana]

[the-real-skeletor]

[estrogenesis-eeveeangelion]

why have we all decided yoda sucks at driving

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Hands you a lemon

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

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Hands you a lemon

[finediningwithyao]

SUICIDAL LITTLE THING RUINED MY TEA!

[finediningwithyao]

Ants love drowning in your tea cup.

[finediningwithyao]

Did you serve your colony well? Should we give you an award?

[finediningwithyao]

Girl know your limits! You can't break the surface tension and you're sensitive to temperature!

[finediningwithyao]

Sorry little ant. RIP. You did your best

[deadantinthetea]

thank you

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Hands you a lemon

[kaylmao]

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Hands you a lemon

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

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Hands you a lemon

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

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[animesickos]

We're on a new platform with a totally different audience...we have to prove ourselves all over again...convince a totally new group of people to think we're funny and worth your attention....so allow me to drop some of my "A" material....the funniest thing I got.......here goes....... jeef berky

[punkrorschach]

[nerdgasrnz]

[uberguber89]

[walmart-the-official]

jeef berky

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Hands you a lemon