[indigosfindings]

"i look forward to hearing back" implies a beautiful world that runs on sense-direction combinations. i smell sideways to tasting up. i palpate inwards to listening diagonal, so that i can hunger clockwise

[glamazord]

Elaine: This is the opposite of the time The Trifecta took the Jitney to the Hamptons.

George: I never heard about that.

Jerry: It… it wasn't a big deal. We just went to the Hamptons for the weekend. Kramer's parents have a timeshare.

Elaine: That was a really crazy weekend, huh, Jerry?

Jerry: I don't know if it's really worth talking about.

Elaine: Okay, I think it's very much worth talking about. Remember we went to that club, The Elm?

George: The Elm, that sounds cool.

Jerry: It wasn't.

Elaine: Oh, my God, he doesn't know?

George: Know what?

Elaine: Oh, this is gonna be so rich. Okay, when we went to the Hamptons... Kramer and Jerry made out!

Jerry: It was before I knew you, George, it's not a big deal.

George: It's a huge deal! You said that if you were ever gonna do same-sex experimentation, it was gonna be with me!

Jerry: I have never said that to you.

George: It has been implied.

Jerry: By you.

George: Well, implications get responses, and it takes two to tango.

[glamazord]

only 12 short years later, i realized he was trying to tell me he was a juggalo

[fallingtowers]

"grackle" really is a perfect name for a bird. knocked it out of the park w/ that one

[glamazord]

i can tell that i'm more mentally unwell than average by the increase in comments i leave on social media posts

trying not to generalize about internet commenters

[cookiewishesyou]

This July 20, 2026, Cookie wishes you a gay 21st anniversary of Canada legalizing same sex marriage federally (July 20, 2005, Civil Marriage Act)! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

(She is extending her paw to all the gay-married people today 🐾)

[glamazord]

ok, i'll admit, we didn't invent love

(just to make other ppl feel better)

[glamazord]

i must be at the point in the story where i heroically turn it all around

right?

[tranxio]

[glamazord]

"Raised to be a cowboy, John fled his family's horse-drawn dreams and headed to San Fransisco to pursue a career in theater."

[oneheadtoanother]

[glamazord]

found a late night note that says "study the clown"

[glamazord]

nipple tassles but it's a cup and ball game

[mark-gently]

i learned a new pangram today:

Amazingly few discotheques provide jukeboxes.

[glamazord]

oh, cold side of the pillow

let's run away together

and never get out of bed

[mark-gently]

"baby names" is a real misnomer because they're often permanent

[glamazord]

why cant i be sick in a cool way

something that would make people say "that sucks... but wow!"

[mark-gently]

The Mummy's Curse

[glamazord]

haunted tattoo