💬﹒᠀୧﹒author’s notes : it’s smau’s galore over here. here is another requested smau !! thank u anon, i love a sarcastic reader !! i was thinking of making a smau taglist, if anyone wants to be added lmk! <3
What kind of dates do you think Duke would take his partner on :0?
Dates with Duke Thomas
Duke Thomas x Male!reader
☆ Duke loves casual lunches. He would take you to subway to sit down and eat a sandwich even for just 15 minutes.
☆ He would also take you to the store just to get a pair of pants because he ripped his or something like that. He likes the domestic act of running errands together.
☆ He will get you up before restaurants stop serving breakfast and make it a mission to find the best waffles in town. You've been everywhere and your regular place knows you both by name.
☆ Its a small family owned cafe and the owner swears up and down that you two are the cutest couple she's seen. She's asked when you plan to get married twice now. #ally
☆ I like to think Duke keeps to routine, goes to places he knows and where people know him. He'll go new places with you, no doubt about that. But the comfort of familiarity and bringing you into his inner circles is so intimate and beautiful to him.
☆ I think he'd like seeing local bands, the genre doesn't matter most of the time as long as the tickets are cheap and theres something to eat.
☆ You went to a music venue with him once and the guy at the ticket booth already knew your name. He talks about you a lot, not to just brag but because your on his mind constantly.
☆ I dont think he does very many 'inside dates'. He wants to get out and move yknow. An adventurous spirit kinda guy.
☆ A regular dinner date wouldn't just be dinner. A simple errand first, something small and an easy excuse to spend time with you. Then dinner to "apologize" for dragging you around if it takes longer than expected.
☆ After that he'll take you home, you're not allowed on the Gotham streets by yourself, no matter how capable you are. He'll kiss you before sending you in, maybe catch your wrist to pull you into another one for good measure.
☆ When you're walking through town together his hand never leaves yours. He might get sassy with you if you split the pole because thats bad luck and he's already got enough of that.
☆ You're pretty lucky to him though, so maybe it cancels that out.
Your Tim writing… drools… I don’t even have another request, I just gotta tell you that I adore how you write characters and need more of whatever you put into your posts…
- hurt on patrol w Tim requester ^_^
Oh em gee thank you so much im glad u like it ily mwah mwah
Can I request more Tim Drake x reader please… maybe headcanons of how he’d be if his partner got hurt during patrol? Or anything really, I’m starved for Tim x male reader
Reader gets injured on patrol + general relationship headcanons
Lmk what u think 🙏🙏🫶 and thx for the request mmmmwah mwah
Tim Drake x Male!reader
☆ His reaction depends on if you patrol together and how bad it is, tim is understandable to most injuries, he knows getting hurt is unavailable so anything less than a broken bone earns a frown and a sigh followed by an offer to patch you up.
☆ If you do get a pretty serious injury while on patrol with him he'll blame himself, no matter how unpreventable it was for either of you.
☆ He'll quickly rush to your side and figure out the damage, what needs to be done and what he needs to do. If its bad enough he'll trip over his words, every thought in his mind clogging his brain to mouth filter causing a very confusing spiral that hurts your pounding head even more than before. Hes calm I promise he's just stressed.
☆ If its a patrol you do on your own, hobbling into your shared home with a ragged breath and a limp he will stare at you, assessing you before getting up to immediately to take you where you can get proper medical attention.
☆ He'll assess first before panicking. But sometimes if its bad enough the anxiety will slip and ticks will come through— bouncing knee, thumb tapping rapidly on his leg, brow twitching, or teeth chewing into his cheek or lip.
☆ If you end up bedridden he will insist on being your main (and only) caregiver. He will spoon feed you if he has to. Or even if he doesn't have to. Would love to wash you with a rag because not only is it incredibly intimate and because he loves to take care of you when you cant even lift your arms properly, but because hes a pervert.
☆ Hes pretty attentive when hes not focused on a new case or god forbid doing actual work at W.E. not just bare minimum shit like memorizing your drink order, but completely melting into your routine to make it easier for you.
☆ You have to force him to go to bed. Physically might even have to drag him out of his chair while he whines and complains. He knows you mean well but he just needs to get this done right now. You promise scalp scratches and a back rub and he gives in immediately.
☆ he loves you, and adores you so so much but you cannot meet his family all at once. Thats a disaster waiting to happen. So he introduces one at a time, leaving bruce for last.
☆ You decided not to mention that time batman showed up at your window and stared you down in silence while you patched yourself up after patrol very early into your relationship. You took the subtle nod as approval back then.
☆ Or the time Barbra got into your comms and saved your ass from a villain you didnt recognize by providing very useful information.
☆ Or that accidental teamup with Red Hood, you got burgers after nearly getting shot a few times. His number is somewhere in his phone saved as 'Tim's brother #2'.
☆ coffee dates are his favorite. Not because of the coffee but because of the quiet peace it provides in the midst of his very chaotic life.
☆ Other than coffee dates he will take you somewhere fancy, like.. over the top fancy. He'll even buy you a suit if you let him in the dressing room while you try it on. He would get it tailored but neither of you have the time for that.
☆ Back on the topic of pervert!Tim he will ask for pec pictures in the middle of the day with no warning and settle for a bicep if you can't because you're 'too busy'. Just say you don't love him at this point.
☆ He's more than willing to provide completely for you. Quit your job to make vigilante work and keeping your secret identity easier? He insists. Actually just dont be a vigilante hes got it covered. (He knows you'd never quit being a vigilante but its worth a try)
☆ He actually loves what you do, no matter what it is. An upstanding hero who shines with grace and good, or a grimy anti-hero who likes doing the dirty work for whats right— it really doesn't matter to him as long as you're doing what's right.
I had to physically stop myself from adding more...
Im pretty sure I promised to tag someone in any tim drake stuff I post i gotta check
Edit: [ @xenisgay ] I didn't forget about u I swear 💔
No matter how big or tall you are, hes bigger. He can pick you up with ease and toss you around like you're a cat. Its infuriating. (And super hot)
Jason Todd x male!reader SFW + NSFW HEADCANONS
Things jason todd does that reminds you of how huge he is + general relationship headcanons (bc I got carried away)
☆ He'll squeeze the back of your neck to make you jump, warm palm and thick fingers splayed over the skin and tightening just enough to get a reaction.
☆ He'll do the same to your knee when you're sitting next to him. He'll put his hand on your thigh, innocent enough. And when you're not paying attention he'll move to your knee and squeeze to make your leg jump causing you to turn to him with a half hearted glare.
☆ Sometimes, to mess with you he'll lean down and cup his ear while you speak, pretending not to hear what you're saying from 'all the way down there' he'll do this even if youre just a few inches shorter than him.
☆ Sit on his lap. He'll wrap his arms around you and hold a book or his phone on your lap and read over your shoulder– or your head if you're like... really short. You're too heavy for him? Psh. No the fuck you're not.
☆ I mentioned him being able to toss you around like a cat? He can, he has, he will. Only if you actually like it though. One scoop of the arms and hes got you bridal style. A single toss and you're suddenly on the couch.
☆ Speaking of cats. He's a goddamn cat whisperer— not on purpose, he swears. If you have one, he's their new favorite person. Hes so warm and nice to lay on, you should know, you're always sprawled on top of him and your cat somewhere on him as well.
☆ You have a dog? A little dog, he's not the biggest fan of ankle biters but his gold heart wins and he'll gently play with the little thing. A medium sized dog? He loves them. Big dogs? Oh yeah, he'll pick up that big ass dog and kiss their face a million times over. Jason loves big dogs!!!! He especially loves the guard dog breeds, the ones that are supposed to be tough and mean but actually scared of their own shadow types.
☆ At the end of the day, it doesn't matter what pet you have, cat, dog, or even a lizard. Before he leaves for Red Hood duties he'll tell your pet, "keep my boy safe while I'm out."
☆ Back to the main topic before I got distracted, if you don't know how to cook he'd be more than willing to teach you— mostly because he likes to hold his hand over yours to guide you through chopping vegetables or eyeball how much seasoning to put in. It never fails to distract you how huge his hands are compared to yours.
☆ If you have a dick he'll compare dick sizes. Not in an insulting way, he doesn't brag that he's bigger or tease you about it. He will however ask you to tell him how good he feels and how big he is when he's inside you. You're not the only one who enjoys the size difference.
☆ If you top then he'll tease. Say something about how you can't reach as far as he can. You'll just have to prove that size doesn't matter and you can still make him see stars.
That was short sry :( I might post more headcanon posts if ppl like them 🫡
