you're headcanons are always so fire
use this ask to give ur fav headcanons about any ship u want can be nsfw or not or both!
[okay so i saw today that people ship grace from project hail mary with some other guy, and that kinda made me a bit depressed, because like no he's aroace and it's so rare that we get any rep so can’t people just let this character be]
anywayyyyyyu because of that i am gonna choose the platonic duo option. i was gonna go with prongsfoot but then i realized that i haven’t ever seen anyone talk about sirius' and mary's friendship? which is like, criminal
so here are my sirius and mary hcs ! :
★ mary taught sirius everything she knows. it was she who introduced the iconic black nail polish to sirius (which became one of his trademarks)
★ speaking of trademarks they both have their own. like sirius has his black nail polish, the silver (steel if it’s hogwarts) jewelry and that leather jacket. mary has her red lipstick, her legendary perfume and the gold earrings
★ they're always doing outfit checks together and complimenting each other. their most used phrase is, "girlllll." muggle au then they're often doing tiktoks showing off their styles (the comments are filled with people who are in love and who are depressed over having to scroll)
★ sirius loves his motorbike yk but mary simply refuses to get on it. one of his big heartbreaks
★ whenever they have their dates then they go for sushi or like really expensive exclusive restaurants. trust fund baby and sugar baby unitee, and like they're eating and gossiping and complaining about their friends who don’t appreciate good food (in their opinion)
[ahh okay for context purposes my mary is aromantic, she has a sugar daddy because she wants a certain life style but they have an open relationship and she runs the show, she's allowed to do whatever, and he isn’t too old]
★ they like to scroll on mary's tinder and decide who's gonna be her next affair in the open relationship she has. like "no, no, yes, yES, mary you've GOT to bang this one like oh my god"
★ mary was really there for sirius when he was panicking about realizing that he's bi and that he's gay for moony, and he was there for her when she got called slurs and also when people just didn’t understand her being aro and her choosing the sugar baby path
★ they love to hug. they always hug when saying goodbye
★ always talking about hair products and the latest fashion runways (they have been to famous ones!)
★ they sing a lot when they're together (especially when getting ready) because they both have perfect pitches and their voices go really well together
★ mary calls everyone darling but sirius is her darling darling
★ sirius is always there when mary is getting her nails done and cutting her hair at her fancy salon, and mary joins sirius when he's getting a new tattoo (she thinks it’s a shame that he's "marring" his skin but she sighs affectionately and says "whatever you want, darling" while applying her red lipstick. half the team of the tattooists are in love with her though)
★ sirius holds mary's purses when she's tired of holding them
★ you'll see them dancing at parties and think them together but it’s really platonic. they're just naturally sensual, both of them
★ mary's been to paris a lot (because fashion, duh, and she just loves the city) so she learned french and well yk (my) sirius is half french half russian (never really learned russian) so they greet each other the french way with cheek kisses
★ they go to operas together. and they always look flawless, like jaw-dropping gorgeous
★ they both love thunderstorms and get depressed sometimes because they feel so deeply
★ they're both headstrong and go their own ways
★ when sirius has done something shocking or mischievous mary will exclaim "sirius orion black!" in a gleeful voice and she is the only one who can say his name like that without getting socked in the face. like he hates both his middle name and surname (he's dreaming about someone saying mr. lupin one day and they mean him. sirius. sirius lupin.)
