My life in shambles

Sky above me, Earth below me, Fire within me. twenty-something from New York.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[johnlaurens]

i don’t know why i laughed so hard but

[vegetarianvelociraptor-blog]

buT NO THATS LITERALLY ESSENTIALLY WHAT HE DID

[theironman]

[4ins-deactivated20200426]

Talking with my parents like

[bclljar-archive-deactivated2016]

october 31st 11:59 PM

november 1st 12:00 am

[bitchcrvft69-deactivated2022022]

Same

[gosh]

[89cats]

[br0nnau-deactivated20180626]

If Ebola hits the UK I’m going to mums, kill Phil, grab Liz, go to the Winchester, have a nice pint and wait for all of this to blow over…

[pleatedjeans]

HURR HURR I’M A DOG [x]

[megalomanicscreenager]

I made the most unattractive sound ever whilst laughing at this. Oh god.

[cosmicrystalwitch]

FUCK

[lonelyonawednesdaynightt]

[animatedtext]

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[cute-baby-animals]

[maebloom]

AMAZING!

[bethfreemanart]

Fact: 17% of all shark attacks are actually hedgehogs pretending to be said sharks.

[iffydoyoudo-deactivated20140819]

[aidn]

your dog is melting and you just stand taking pictures absolutely disgusting

[weloveshortvideos]

just a cat giving a presidential speech on ebola…

[castielsteenwolf]

IVE HAD A TUMBLR FOR 4 YEARS AND THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN ON HERE I CANT BREATHE

[glassofspirits-blog]

person I dislike: *coughs*

me: can you not