“Last onision video” you’re full of shit
Also I’m cringing at onichan
So how many new channels does he have now? I lost track.
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“Last onision video” you’re full of shit
Also I’m cringing at onichan
So how many new channels does he have now? I lost track.
Can I just ask/pull up the fact that he has changed his last name legally? Wonder why or what he is trying to hide? Cannot be because no one on the Internet can find him it's not hard to do whatever his last name is.
He’s changed his name at least 3 times that I know of as well, which is incredibly sketchy
Sometimes I wonder if Onision is really an extremely intelligent & gifted actor who’s just playing the role of an extremely uneducated & misinformed idiot, but than I hear him talk & I realize nobody could fake that level of ignorance & stupidity on such a consistent basis.
(via dwayners13)
Onision Is A Cuck And He Knows It (PROOF)!
We all know Onision is a cuck.
But, you may be wondering, does Onision himself know this? The answer is Y-E-S. We, the writers of glassonision, know this especially because we are Onision-kin. We are cuck. He is cuck.
We (us and Onision) are fully aware of our cuckoldry. Here is the Proof.
If you don’t see it... Look closer.
Still don’t see it? Do you need me to spell it out for you?
Because it literally is spelled out for you. Right there on the fridge of truth.
Because we are Onision-kin, we know everything about Onision; but, this does not mean we know everything. Because Onision does not know everything.
Send us your theories so we can learn more.
You have hard evidence suggesting onion boy is indeed pregnant but I just do not believe it. No. I have my own theory. Onision is not pregnant. Prove that.
EXCLUSIVE: Onision is NOT PREGNANT (Proof!)
EXCLUSIVE: Onision Is PREGNANT (Proof!)
your blog is fucking great, keep up the amazing work lol
THIS ANON IS ONISION AND CYR (PROOF!)
On the surface, this message appears innocent; thoughtful, even. But, why would someone find our very serious tumblr “great” and “amazing work” unless they are ANONYMOUSLY covering up the fact that they are REALLY Onision?
The hidden meaning behind this message is undeniable proof that it was written by Onision. Let’s take a closer look at the text.
Still don’t see it? No problem. Even though it is extremely clear. I will draw it out for you illiterate people.
Now, if you still don’t get it, I’m going to call bullshit. Do you really not see that
these letters spell out ONISION?
‘yOur blOg IS fuckINg great keep up the amaziNg work lol”
Unbelievable.
And, to think, that’s not the only hidden message in this ask. I promise you, there is another. Take a closer look.
At this point, I don’t believe anyone is stupid enough to not see the hidden meaning here. These letters spell out CYR.
“YouR blog is fuCking great, keep up the amazing work lol”
Believable.
Okay. Onision is Michael Jackson.
ONISION IS MICHAEL JACKSON (PROOF!)
Thank you for submitting your theory, fellow gray-face. We would love to prove your theory that ONISION IS MICHAEL JACKSON.
Through our many hours of research, we have found several similarities between Onision and Michael Jackson. Almost too many to be coincidental.
Let’s start with the basics. We know Greg’s last name is Jackson. He has stated it in his videos before. Who else can you think of with the last name Jackson? Probably a lot of people. But, we are talking about Michael Jackson. So, this is hard evidence that he is actually Michael Jackson, former child star later turned ‘80s pop sensation.
Who else, besides Onision, do you know that has at least one child? Michael. Jackson. Convinced yet? If not, for all you non-believers out there, we have MORE proof. Lots more. By the end of this post, you will see the needle of truth in Onision’s haystack of lies.
Michael Jackson made music for almost his entire life. As far as we know, Onision has done that as well. His songs even have some of the same words Michael used in his own lyrics. Coincidence? No. Fucking. Way.
You haters may point out the glaring contradiction that Onision started making youtube videos before Michael Jackson died. This is true. However, it is not a contradiction. You see, Michael wanted to escape his fame. It tortured him his entire life. But how could he do that and still continue to do what he loves - entertain people? By starting a YouTube career. Almost nobody cares about YouTubers. It was perfect. He decided to test out the platform before fully committing to it. He did this under the alias “Onision.” Once he realized he had a somewhat promising fanbase, he “died” and solely identified as Onision.
Also, when you think of Michael Jackson, what’s the first thing you think of? Nose jobs. Onision has proven to us time and time again that he gets frequent nose jobs. He and MJ are the only two people in the world who get nose jobs this much; so, they must be the same person.
Still need convincing? Okay. Although, you’re pretty close-minded if you don’t believe us at this point. Check out this video of Onision praising Michael Jackson. He also delivers a dead-on impression of him several times throughout this video. No one else in the world can come close to his impression of The King Of Pop. Probably because… He IS him.
He also states in this video “hey, it’s not easy being Michael Jackson.” Of course not, MJ. That’s why you became Onision. Much smaller fan base, much less pressure to make quality material… You’re living an almost carefree life right now. It makes sense.
Now, if you’re still skeptical, you are obviously wrong. But, we have the most definitive piece of evidence to prove our theory, A.K.A. the truth. He actually admitted to being Michael Jackson. Wow. Unbelievable. I mean - believable. Because it is true.
"We will present our own crazy theories and accept other people’s theories. We will try to prove every single one of them." So, you will prove any theory? Or just your own?
Any theory. Send them in. You don’t need evidence or even reason. We will find it all for you.
Onision is a Lizard (PROOF!)
Hello fellow anti-Onision folk. I am your everyday, average Onision-kin.
A common misconception is that we hate ourselves. It is true. But this is not because we are Onision-kin. We just hate ourselves anyway.
Today, we will be discussing why us Onision-kin are tweeting very positively lately. We would like to spread our vast, expansive knowledge of positivity upon you inferiors. We are Lizard. We are God.
Onision is gaining the people’s trust for when he, our Lizard Leader, takes over.
We are Onision-kin. However, beneath that, we are Lizard People. We shed our skin, just as Onision does (ex. 1)(ex. 2), but it takes several days (ex. 1)(ex. 2). You see, he appears to be wearing the same shirts in the examples. That is not true; his shirt is his skin - his lizard skin. He pre-records his videos and randomly uploads them to appear as if he just re-wore the shirt (which is also bad fashion sense. Do not tell him we said that. L. O. L. We are funny).
Additionally, Onision often gets into the “push-up position.” This is actually his natural stance. He simply wants to be relatable to you humans since you enjoy doing “push-ups.”
Another proof of evidence is that Lizards sit out in the sun.
Lizards are vegetarian. This is our strongest piece of evidence.
We also have proof of Onision under attack by the common Lizard predator- the Bird. We have this exclusive video of him being under attack. This is a Trigger-Warning to fellow Lizard People: this video contains Bird. Viewer discretion is advised.
Find it in yourself to bow down to your superior, our Lizard Leader - Onision.
Just a disclaimer: we are mostly a joke blog. We will present our own crazy theories and accept other people’s theories. We will try to prove every single one of them. However, anything tagged “real” is what we truly believe. So, yes, we are making fun of how ridiculous we are for having a theory about him at all. Send us your theories and enjoy.
We will continue to post detailed posts about our theory as time goes on. Between that time, send us your theories. No matter how crazy or ridiculous.
Onision’s drama is fake
Before we get into the details, here’s a list of people who willingly play(ed) along with Onision’s drama:
Skye
Cyr
Shiloh
Adrienne
Taylor/Lainey
For more details about each person, click their names (posts soon to come).
Onision plans out his drama well in advance so he can hire, or at least find, people willing to involve themselves in his very public life. He occasionally lets his plans slip out, unintentionally (as far as we know).
After divorcing his wife, he got together with Shiloh. This video details the beginning of their relationship. @d0ntstandsoclosetome, to answer your question “why did it take 4 months for Greg to announce his new girlfriend,” we believe it’s because he was still planning what would happen throughout their relationship. He finds his partners first, then decides what drama they will cause together. After all, to come up with all the craziness that happened throughout their entire relationship, it would take a lot of time and planning. Read more about Shiloh in our post (soon to come).
There have been times when Greg has unintentionally said what his plans are well before revealing them.
A specific example: in this video, he talks about how he just finished a phone call with someone on the Judge Judy staff. He claims they were interested in his case with Shiloh. Throughout the video, he mentions that Shiloh is Canadian a few times. He rarely ever brought up the fact that she was Canadian before this video, so it’s interesting that her being Canadian ended up being the reason he claims the show didn’t take their case.
He mentions in the very beginning of the video that, after speaking to the staff member, the only question was if they could get Shiloh to come to the U.S. If that were the only question, why wouldn’t the staff member have just told him then that this would be a problem? We believe he never contacted anyone at Judge Judy, and, if he did, he knew right away that they couldn’t be on the show. But he put this video out anyway to get people talking.
(More examples to come)
As proven by many other anti-O accounts, Onision (ex.1) says (ex.2) things that contradict (ex.1) other (ex.2) things he has said and done. We believe he does this specifically for anti-O people to call him out, thus giving him more attention.
Example 1: In the first video, Onision says “why can’t people just love each other exclusively?!” in regards to bisexual women who still want to date women while they are with men. In the second video, he says he encouraged his bisexual wife to get a girlfriend.
Example 2: Onision says “what’s so special about meeting in person? These videos tell you who I really am” in the first video. In the second video, he says that a ‘stalker’ (person who has watched almost all of his videos) was “acting as if he knows more about me than [my in-laws], even though he’s never met me; meanwhile, they have.”
There is one this Onision has done that almost everyone agrees was fake and for attention: He killed his turtle. We also believe this was fake. But, we don’t believe he really killed a turtle at all. He either sold it or gave it to someone who really wanted it. The turtle’s only purpose in his life was to cause drama. He never actuallt wanted a pet turtle.
See our post about his character development (soon to come).
Onision is playing a character
Greg started his YouTube career with sketch videos in 2006. In the beginning, it wasn’t his intention to become a character. But, when he saw what other YouTubers at the time were posting, he found them so ridiculous, he decided to mock them. His character is essentially a parody of other YouTubers. His video style changes over time as other YouTubers change too. He deleted his earlier videos because they didn’t follow this style, and they didn’t go along with his new character.
Onision wouldn’t be the first YouTuber to be playing a character. Lonelygirl15, which started in June 2006, was revealed to be fake in September 2006. Lonelygirl15 was a scripted webseries that was filmed in the style of vlogs. These vlogs centered around a teenage girl named Bree. Her videos seemed very real, and were exactly like vlogs other YouTubers at the time would post. Many people believed she was a real person. As her videos continued, other characters from the series made their own channels as well. You can read more about this topic here.
The only difference between Onision and Lonelygirl15 is that he does not do vlogs. Ever. He isn’t in other YouTubers’ vlogs, and he doesn’t film his own. If he does film vlogs, the audio is muted and one of his songs plays over the footage, or he records himself speaking over the footage. The reason he does this is so he can hide any evidence of him not being in character.
Aside from these videos, Onision is hardly ever in public. When he is, he is in a seemingly remote location, or somewhere around his neighborhood. He did attend VidCon one year, but all of the footage we have been able to find of him at the event, he was quiet, very uncomfortable, and completely out of his element, when he wasn’t around anyone within his close group of friends.
Read more about how Onision’s drama is fake/planned here.
Our Theory
The basics:
Onision has been playing a character this entire time.
As other YouTubers change, so does he. He has also had several personal changes including his voice, beliefs, etc.
His character is dramatic/controversial so people will talk about him and watch him. Views = money.
All of his girlfriends and wives were/are in on it, most of them are playing characters as well.
A couple of YouTubers also know he is playing a character.
He pays people to disappear and not reveal his secret.
Click on each bullet point for details.
About Us
We were fans of Onision from 2009 - 2012. We were his target demographic: teenage girls. We absolutely loved him. We watched all of his videos on every one of his channels.
When we were fans, we were too young to see that he wasn’t a normal person. We had no idea his soap opera life was not the way the world really was. We may have been naive, but so are all of his fans.
As soon as we turned 17/18, we completely stopped watching his channel. He was no longer interesting to us, no longer worth our time.
So, what changed?
We grew up and realized he was completely unreal. We had suspicions his “drama” was all fake, but we didn’t think too much on it. Now we know. Onision is not a real person. He is a character.
Read about our theory.
Onision
is fake af