[memescomedy]

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

It’s not even ok how accurate this is.

[lierdumoa]

I regret having to make this addition:

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

every fall teenage girls are like.. “oh , im gonna enter a place of business and order a product which is offered by that place of business because i like the flavor of it” and honestly? how dare they. that’s so annoying. why can’t they buy the beverage that i, a smart man, would prefer to drink

[fromrushhourwithlove]

Probably because they’re generally indifferent to the flavor of it and rather use it for in group/out group signalling like the giant basic bitch wall-decorations-from-target early childhood education/nutrition hive mind they are.

[dykespeare-deactivated20181228]

dude shut the fuck up lol

[thatwriterchickyouknow]

ok i spend all day with teenagers and am paid to educate them and let me tell you most of my girls may love leggings (comfy) and iced coffees (yummy) but i have never, NEVER, seen thirty of them spend a solid month all playing the same boring goddamn video game or had to pry them off their tablets and phones the day some ugly-ass overpriced sneaker drops try and get a group of teenage boys to all stop making the same fucking meme reference all. goddamn. day. then, and ONLY then, can you talk to me about hive mind

[cloama]

Can you imagine being a middle or high school teacher when Pickle Rick dropped.

[prydon]

Ainley!Master giving his opinions on each of the Doctors in Destiny of the Doctors

[lady-sci-fi]

I’m here for the Master throwing shade xD

[atopfourthwall]

I love that he shows sincere admiration for the third Doctor.

[arahir]

honestly supernatural outliving tumblr is the biggest plot twist of this decade

[dimples-of-discontent]

[moonkitty]

is fulmetal alchemist a good first time anime?

ive never watched any anie (besides maybe an anime movie or pokemon or aggretsuko but that doesnt count) but ive never seen a full on anime series and i heard good things about fma:b

is it a goof first time anime? im curious about it. or should i go for some thing else im bored and i want to watch somehting

[moonkitty]

okay! im watching FMA: brotherhood (since u guys said that was the better version) should i watch the dubbed version? i dont normally like subs. but did the dub change anything drastically about it? (like a shitty 4kidz dub where they remove violence or the gays ™ or whatever.) is it ok to watch the netflix dub?

[moonkitty]

markiplier escaped the LA gangs and went into the anime world to hide

[the-green-anon]

You will look back on this & hopefully be able to laugh at your Markiplier joke…

[moonkitty]

bitch the fuck are you talking about

[moonkitty]

ok what the actual fuck is this thing

[moonkitty]

WHAT THE FUCK

[moonkitty]

“i dont JUST gush over my daughter”

“i gush over my wife too!”

ok i change my mind i fucking love this guy

[moonkitty]

HEY WHAT THE FUCK

[phillipfga]

It’s like a reading a tragedy where you know how it’s gonna end

[dilfosaur]

read the full comic!

i have watched approximately 54535624664534 of these so here is my Ode to Hallmark Christmas Movies

[ladyserendipitous]

@megatraven @sadrien

[hakonohanayome]

[kamadaeva]

RIDING A+

[glassreflection]

This is a cooking anime. A COOKING ANIME.

[theishvalanalchemist]

FMAB does breasts right.

Their boobs move. Like…realistically move. As in, the way actual breasts would motion if a woman made that movement without an over the top exaggeration and the camera is framed in a way so that it’s clearly not supposed to be sexual the way most anime would stage it. The scenes in question are meant to be taken seriously so the animators and direction is take things seriously. Either it’s just a character walking down a hall or clapping her hands. 

If this were any other action/adventure anime, the camera angle would’ve been something like this for Winry’s introduction:

[dylanyonah-deactivated20170705]

This is weird, but what I find so sexy about Riza is, well… How she isn’t sexualized. Like, she isn’t a pure sex object in nonstop sexy outfits. She’s a beautiful military woman, and she dresses appropriately for the role. Along with that she’s NEVER used as the ‘sexy distraction’ trope that women often are used for. She has a good role, she’s a fighter, but also has a kind heart for her friends.

That and more are reasons Riza is my favorite female anime character, and FMAB is my favorite anime.

[theishvalanalchemist]

Well said my friend.

[strawbebehmod]

I think there was only one instance of jiggle physics and that was with lust but that was when they were trying to make a joke about havoc having a thing for boobs and the joke was more about havoc than lust having big breasts.

[theishvalanalchemist]

“You fell into my booby trap” (proceeds to paralyze Havoc afterwards)

[i-am-mother-universe]

What I also love is that their boobs are in equal proportion to every other body part. Like, yeah, a character might have bigger boobs, but she also had a big waist/hips/legs/etc to go with it, so the largeness doesn’t feel fake. Plus, they never draw attention to the sexual stuff, and the only exception was the joke with Havoc. And it was posed in a way that made it feel like less of a raunchy boob joke and more of a joke on Havoc and how his attraction to boobs is what led him to be deceived, which doesn’t leave female viewers uncomfortable, or feeling like their body is constantly the butt of a joke, like some other animes do

[theishvalanalchemist]

That’s a good point that I didn’t realize. All of characters in the show have equally proportioned bodies. 

Ed’s muscles get larger as he gets older but never reaches John Cena level of jacked since he’s still under 6 feet tall. He’s always presented as ripped and not ‘bulky’ like Sig or Alex. 

Riza is about the same height as adult Ed, but they have different body styles thus the word for her would be toned. She’s still lean but her muscles and body shape are the same aren’t ‘compact’. 

Fmab follows the basic body designs for males and female characters and doesn’t exaggerate a specific feature to the point where it’s comedic. It makes it’s bed, and lies in it.  

Every time I see a girl in just about any other action/adventure (shonen) anime I just think:

“is your back okay? You need a doctor? Hey Thomas! Call Lucy a chiropractor!”

or better yet:

“Good Lord! Get this man a sandwich!”

[today-only-happens-once]

The only real exception to the whole body proportion thing is ALEX LOUIS ARMSTRONG

But his ridiculously bulky muscles are used largely as a comedic element, in which the overly toned nature of his body is commented on as the “freak of nature” kind of idea and definitely not presented as if that’s some kind of expectation for anyone else in the show. 

[nerdfighterwhatevernumbers]

#fma#whispers: its bc a woman made it

[mod2amaryllis]

don’t fucking whisper it scream it from the rooftops: IT’S BC A WOMAN MADE IT.

[hai-hai-desu]

[gravediggerdon]

This implies incorrect things about their team dynamic.

[she-ramen]

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[she-ramen]

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

[javajulien-deactivated20220825]

Netflix, you sneaky bastard.

[asktheangels]

Lately I’ve been getting most of my pep talks from Mister Rogers.

[mintypineapple]

Great. Now I’m disappointing Mr. Rogers.

[maculategiraffe]

Mr. Rogers is not disappointed in you.  He’s proud of you for listening and thinking about what he said, and he hopes it plants a seed where sometimes maybe you notice yourself making an unhealthy choice and recognize it, because that’s the first step towards growth towards your best and healthiest self, which is a journey and a process, not an ideal state of which you are falling short.

Mr. Rogers loves you for just your being you.

[postmodernismruinedme]

every appearance of Steve Rogers in the MCU

Captain America: The First Avenger

The Avengers

Captain America: The Winter Soldier

Avengers: Age of Ultron

Captain America: Civil War

Spider-Man: Homecoming

Avengers: Infinity War

[formerprincewille]

Oh my GOD this is a Holy Post™️

[daenerystargaryensass-deactivat]

@itsgonnabeacoldwinter-soldier DYING

[on-your-knees-darling]

But where is the lie?

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

[ororomunroedontpullout]

A true warrior queen has risen

[emmersdrawberry]

C h o s e n

[awed-frog]

I want her to be in charge of everything, just like the Lady intended.

[survivablyso]

https://www.huffingtonpost.com.au/2017/09/05/girl-pulls-sword-from-legendary-lake-of-king-arthurs-excalibur_a_23197937/

[freddieandersen]

to clarify, these are two different young girls pulling two different swords from two different lakes, about a year apart. strange women in ponds will continue to distribute swords

[skyline-sunset-in-my-veins]

Listen maybe Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is  a good basis for a system of government.

[mylittleredgirl]

character: ah, finally some well-deserved time off from my dangerous and stressful job. how relaxing. nothing bad could possibly happen

two minutes and a theme song later: