dice @glaucousgoblin - Tumblr Blog

my apologies to the lovely lady who had only just begun constructing her beautiful spiderweb in the immediate path of the side door this morning when i, in my self-centered desire to vacate my home of assorted household refuse, came oafishly barging through the sum of her efforts. i shall meditate upon my actions and how they harmed not just her, but all women of the world, and endeavour to do better

dawnf1re

hehe its DDR time :3 !!! 🎵✨ commission for Din

importantcatpics

draconym

I like this dress because it looks like something Ms. Frizzle would wear to the BDSM club

draconym

My friends and I were brainstorming PBS themed scene names. I would be Ms. Sizzle and they would be Bill Tye the Shibari Guy and Master Rogers.

flesh-hierarchy

beemovieerotica

remember when this was the craziest thing politicians ever said

evilwizard

this could work. we never tried it

night-the-starfish

Disable your ad blocker? For him?, gouache on paper.

serial777killers

🙈🙈🙈🙈🙈

theworsethingsgettheharderifight

jimxugle

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theworsethingsgettheharderifight

utafumi

Relevant XKCD

replicated

i'm not really into blondes but this is an objectively absurd connection to make

not100bees

In order to be properly non-pedophilic you have to want to fuck somebody old but not with gray or white hair because that's too close to blonde which as we've established is the hair color of children. So ideally somebody old as fuck but bald. And obviously wanting to have sex with a man is misogynistic so it has to be a woman. And it can't be a white woman because that would be racist and it can't be a woman of color because that would be fetishistic, so ideally a woman with some unnatural skin color, oh let's say, purple. But it can't be an alien, because we don't know anything about alien life cycles so it could be an alien child or an alien that looks like a child. So it has to be an animal from Earth, but obviously one of human level intelligence that can communicate is otherwise that would be bestiality. So an old purple female animal that can speak English. I think the only creature you can be hot for is the Ant Queen from A Bug's Life.

kholdseid

succumbing-song

bafahy

A couple of cops needed to use my office for something a few weeks ago.

kusali

Lmaoo

squaresquid

quinoaphoenicks

I love you guys but I think a lot of you are the kind of people who are susceptible to falling in with a cult.

teaboot

You’re right. We should all band together under a trustworthy and influential leader who can keep us safe from outside threats

livebloggingmydescentintomadness

i was watching a video about how regional cheeses are made around the world, and was shown a type of mozzarella called zizzona (the z/zz pronounced like the 'zz' in 'pizza', with a 'tz' sound), which, yes, means "mother's breast".