GleamingGreenGoggles

MCYT. Sporadic fic writer.

[tmmylovejoy]

I propose that we all, collectively, agree to stop treating Tubbo like “little innocent bee boy” and instead treat him like an all powerful trickster god. No more awwws. Only “god is dead and tubbo has replaced him”s.

[blockgamepirate]

Just Phil jamming with Techno’s doggos :)

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[blockgamepirate]

#the angel of death everybody 

^My favourite tag

[space-robinhood]

“See you soon, Wilbur.”

[calibu]

WHAT THE LIVING FUCK JUST HAPPENED

[wooteena]

can we just talk about the level of maturity and empathy that ranboos showing at his age as a streamer right now? from what we know, ranboo is between 16-18 years of age - a minor - and today alone ranboo has gained 36,000+ subscribers today, which, plus donations in bits and money, is at a minimum is over 100,000 usd.

that type of money could genuinely change his life and we would all understand if he decided to keep that money and save it for college, his future house, or just his savings.

but the pivitol thing is: he didnt do that.

this 16-18 year old, this teenager, has made the choice that instead of keeping this money, he would donate it to suicide prevention in lgbtq+ youth. i dont think i can stress enough how genuinely phenomenal this is.

despite that he is a minor, and his bank would not allow him to donate it all at once, he has stayed true to what hes said and is planning on doing monthly donations for years to the trevors project.

the amount of kindness in this one person is saving so many lives and i cant thank him enough for that.

[itsscaredycat]

been ages since i drew just dream!

[adaswordlace]

christ

[b0ytemper]

This post took 3 years off my life

[unapologetically-descriptivist]

I’ll take “words that perfectly describe the Académie Française but which would literally kill them to hear” for 500, Alex.

[spawnoftheantichrist]

ranboo: this stream'll be much longer, it'll probably take us seven or eight hours to hit the goal, and remember dont feel pressu-

the stream: *6.3k subs in 25 minutes*

[lustylita]

-heatwaves softly plays from George's headphones-

[fraseris]

love how wilbur, ranboo, tubbo, schlatt, and george are all enigmas but in entirely different ways

wilbur is perfectly willing to talk about himself, but never Actual Stuff. always random little stories or facts. and most of it is normal but then he’ll drop the wildest stuff. casually. out of the blue. and it just never ends. theres always new strange and confusing lore you can learn about him. you think you know his streaming persona by now? he’ll mix in some tidbits of his real life self and its like youre back at square one. honestly

ranboo feels like he shouldnt exist. he feels like human eyes werent meant to perceive him. he was a stan like 5 months ago. i subscribed to his youtube channel when he had 35k. he hit 100k a month later. he has 1 mil now. where did he come from. who is he. he once said “good luck trying to kill [my family]” like its hard. or dangerous. it haunts me. its like he was supposed to be that one funny guy that everyone knows about but nobody actually watches, yet he somehow got three nat20 roles in a row in the game of life and now hes on the dream smp

tubbo is just a feral animal. its like he blacked out as a modded minecraft streamer with 15 average viewers and woke up to an audience of a hundred thousand. he doesnt know how to navigate life and he hasnt for a long time, but hes still going, somehow, and hes got some of the highest concurrent viewer counts on twitch. he openly admitted to tax fraud live on stream and suffered no repercussions. he coded his own hacked client. he plays on 2b2t. ive never seen him go on hypixel before which makes me assume hes banned. he leaked the old dream smp ip. he leaked his sisters channel. he leaked his lets play channel. he has a reputation as the innocent angel child that somehow holds up despite his constant state of chaos. i saw a post about how he seems like the kind of guy that was raised as a russian spy and somehow escaped and i havent stopped thinking about it for 3 months

schlatt doesnt talk about himself. ever. does he have. a name? did his parents name him? does he have parents? the level of privacy he has after being a youtuber for over 6 years is impressive and kind of scary. i literally could not tell you anything about this man outside of his streaming career. it kind of makes you think something is off with him, like he got bullied as a child, or maybe he stabbed a man. i think noah hugbox described it best in the meeting lunch club video - “its like that man was the first step in human evolution. its like he crawled out of the ocean / he has a deep dark secret. something eating him up inside“

georgenotfound… hes so boring. he is mind bogglingly boring. who knew a persona made of pretty boy cardboard could be so enticing? hes almost as private as schlatt, but when he does inevitably give an anecdote or fact about himself its just the most normal thing you could think of. hes like if the sims 4 had a default sim, but with a fully flushed out backstory and neon green youtube boyfriend. i swear hes british but i cant… i cant be sure of it. surely my eyes deceive me. surely theres something more to him

[liverlemons]

Egg!Techno, because I wanna see him in edgy colours.

[wehavehills]

Reminder that Ranboo got slapped with the Walmart Technoblade label for more then his voice and being a faceless mcyt. (Though it was big reasons)

He is actually good a PvP.

:)

To be fair he has been lulling all of us(including everyone on the SMP) in it thinking his passive means not a fucking capable fighter.

I am waiting for the day, he has his one-man-army moment and put the fear of Ranboo in people the same way people talk about Phil or Techno or Dream

And the madman is going to make it hurt if it happens on DSMP.

[winifreyd]

Jellybean

[winifreyd]

Jellybean

[thememedaddy]

me_irl

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[jjkyaoi]

my discord was talking about the exile arc, and that got me thinking about the little things people don’t really tend to focus on in the exile arc? like of course there’s the big things in that arc that have a lot of meanings — & for a good fucking reason, ‘cause jesus christ — but like. there’s a couple other things that people don’t focus on, like; c!tommy literally hallucinating tubbo twice. the way c!dream would hit him if he didn’t give up his things — sometimes with an axe, sometimes without — the way he eventually refused to use armor or even eat. (like, chat spamming him to eat food when he was on very low health, but he didn’t acknowledge them. or when he refused to use armor in the nether.) like there’s so much shit you think you know about that arc, but then you think about it & you remember some Fucked Shit that you’d forgotten and you’re like “oh fuck”. i’m just,,... i’m sad about c!tommy man