Glitch

- Local dyslexic gremlin - - They/them -

[glitchedcrows]

INTRO POST

Glitch - they/them - mid 20s - Scandinavian

I'm mainly back on tumblr because of the marauders (...specifically Crimson Rivers by bizarrestars) but you'll probably see some other things on my feed like The Magnus Archives, Doctor Who, Six of Crows, All for the game, and more. My main contribution to the fandom at the moment is the CR podfic. There was a schedule but now I just upload when I can, but very much still updating this!

(The cover for the podfic is made by yours truly 👀)

Apparently I write now too 😳 go check out Smoke Break and All That’s Left Are The Memories which I’m cowriting with @thislovespiralwrites

My asks are always open if you have any questions or just want to get to know me better 🥰

THIS IS A SAFE SPACE! FUCK JKR!

[pansyfemme]

polyamory would not always fix the love triangle. sometimes it would make it much, much worse. but they should do it anyway

[delusionalbestie]

who wanna come over and have floor time

[evilwriter37]

Saying “this niche, properly tagged, warned, and rated piece of fiction could theoretically hurt someone” is not a good argument. This properly labeled cookie with the allergen information at the bottom that contains gluten could theoretically harm me very badly, but only if I consume it. Tags are like nutrition labels, and warnings are like allergy information. If you know you have an allergy to something, the logic is to stay away from it. It is the same with fiction. I’m not running through stores yelling at people to take all the products with gluten off the shelves just because it could hurt me. Instead I ignore it and go to the gluten free section and find cookies that are right for me. And if running through a grocery store yelling sounds ridiculous, that’s because it is. Stop doing the same with fiction.

[kokichis-dead-dove-club]

this is the best way i’ve seen this put!!

[lynati]

And just like with food, what might be harmful for one person to consume could be quite *beneficial* for others. One man’s trigger is another man’s catharsis.

[randomslasher]

AND if you lack the maturity/self control/awareness to stop yourself from eating things that could potentially harm you, you either 1) are too young to be making your own food choices and should be supervised by a parent/other adult who is supposed to be responsible for you (and the store clerk who put the food on the shelf is NOT) or 2) need to take accountability for your own actions, because if you deliberately consumed something you knew could hurt you as a fully autonomous adult, then you really have no one to blame but yourself.

[nikoford]

I’d like to add that within AO3, “Choose Not To Use Archive Warnings” is, in this food analogy, like the food labels that read “This product was manufactured in a facility where [potential food allergens] are used in the production of some products”. It’s not telling you they’re in there, but even more importantly, it’s not telling you they’re not. This is not the same as “No Archive Warnings Apply” which would be the certified [food allergen] free food. One guarantees a certain experience, the other has given you no promises as to what may or may not be included and is very much a consume-at-your-own-risk product.

[sevdrag]

perfection

[rosekillerbigbang]

REVEALS WEEK #4

To Have You Back by @floretissogay art by @missaisdepressed and @juksuart

Rating: M Word count: 10k Tags: Canon Divergence, Resurrection, Necrophilia, Implied/Referenced Torture It happened before he could so much as turn and look. He wasn't even sure what exactly did it. All he knew was that Moody had done something to Rosie. Rosie, who was lying on the ground in a heap; Rosie, whose mask had fallen off and clattered to the ground; Rosie, whose eyes had slipped shut; Rosie, who wasn't moving. ______________ In the aftermath of a disastrous Death Eater mission gone wrong, Barty Crouch refuses to give up.

Hallowed by @enbyguously art by @glitchedcrows and @keksikart

Rating: Mature Word count: 50k+ Tags: Crimson Rivers AU, Hunger Games AU, Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Murder Husbands, Acespec Evan Rosier, Semi-Explicit Sexual Content, Suicidal Thoughts, Background Sirius Black/Remus Lupin It's Barty's last reaping. But when his name isn't called, and it's Regulus' instead, picked twice in a decade, he doesn't feel relieved at all. His body acts before his brain thinks and he steps forward, taking his best friend's place. OR Barty volunteers for the 84th Hunger Games.

[asterthesun]

hey, so if your going to watch the new Harry Potter show then that tells me that you are ok with homophobes, transphobes, racists, misogynist, and over all bad people. How do I know this? BECAUSE THE WRITER OF THE FUCKING BOOKS IS ALL OF THOSE WORDS!! AND EACH DIME SHE GETS FROM THAT SHOW IS GOING TO BE USED TO HURT REAL LIFE PEOPLE! FOR WHAT! WATCHING KIDS GET INTO MAGICAL FIGHTS?! THERE ARE SOOOOO MANY OTHER SHOWS THAT WILL BE BETTER AND DONT HURT REAL. LIFE. PEOPLE!

Dont watch the show. Or, at the very LEAST pirate it. That is the BARE MINIMUM.

[princncess]

porn is bad because [christian talking point] and [alt-right study] and [misunderstood neurochemistry] and of course [feature of capitalism]

[princncess]

thank you SO MUCH for reminding me about [feature of patriarchy] and [problem caused by lack of kids' sex ed] random tumblr user in the notes! louder for those in the back!

[fantaboy91]

The adult content warning on this post is really just the icing on the cake

[starsworth]

au where andreil meet when they're older and bee is finally retiring so she calls up an old client of hers that's more like a son to her after all this time, andrew, who ended up deciding to become a therapist (partially for the irony and partially bc of bee's influence in his life), and she's like. heyyyy i got a job proposition for ya! and he's like heyyyyy no. except ofc he doesn't actually want to tell her no and she said she'd feel better leaving the kids on the foxes lineup in capable hands bc she trusts him and they need someone who will do right by them and also it would allow him to come live closer to her and maybe help take care of her a little bit, which he admittedly wants to do. so he agrees. and ofc wymack has already retired by now for a few years, and dan is the main coach, but she also has an assistant coach unlike back in the day when wymack was the only one on the payroll. who is the other assistant coach u may ask? well, none other than neil josten of course! neil josten, who does not like shrinks, and absolutely for sure would not ever get caught up with the new therapist taking bee's old position....... no, definitely not. he won't let some five foot asshole psychoanalyze him no matter how hard he tries, and oh he's definitely trying. of course, the last thing andrew wants is neil as a client, bc in all actuality he really, really wants to fuck him.

[sunny-therapy]

WOLFSTAR x DISCO ELYSIUM

[picascribit]

There are 2 types of fanfic:

fanfic that I like

fanfic that is none of my business

[moonyisnotonfire]

Bartylus but Barty whos covered in tattoos and piercings, with bracelets all up his arms, but he only wears one necklace, which is a dainty little locket Regulus got him when they were 15

It's just a picture of the two of them inside, a rare moment of silliness with Regulus' nose scrunched up and Barty's tongue out, but it is his most prized possession.

[rosekillerbigbang]

REVEALS WEEK #3

to you who i've damned by @z-eel art by @juksuart

Rating: Mature Word count: 20k+ Tags: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death, Blood and Gore, Medical Malpractice, Murder, Cannibalism Evan's on a hunt for the man that killed the only person he's ever loved, he was also unfortunate enough to find Barty along the way. Barty’s always hungry, and he's fighting the urge to eat the man who's reluctently decided to help him. Both of them monsters who find the remains of their humanity within the other.

Silver lining by @sadiekaneismysister art by @keksikart and @missaisdepressed

Rating: Teen Word count: 36k Tags: Graphic Depictions of Violence, Canon Divergence, 5+1 Things, Asexual Evan, Pandora Lovegood and Evan Rosier are Twins, Moral Ambiguity, Secret Messages After their seventh year, Barty runs away to the US. A decade after the First War has ended, Evan gets his freedom back and decides there’s nothing he’d rather do with it than find Barty again. 5 times Evan reminisces about the past as he tries to find Barty and fails + 1 time he doesn't (Mostly from Evan’s POV until the last chapter)

[rosekillerbigbang]

REVEALS WEEK #2

All The Things That Go Unsaid by @ajthecrayon art by clandestine_meetings7 and @lex-dr4ws

Rating: Mature Word count: 45k Tags: Substance Use/Addiction, Minor Character Death, Suicide Attempt, Non-Consensual Drug Use Barty is bad at breaking habits. However, when ghosts of his past follow him back into his destructive cycle he's forced to face the reality of his secrets. Evan hates a lot of things. Secrets for one. The only thing he doesn't hate is his job, and his niece. Abruptly, He's forced to re-evaluate what he's really living for.

heavenly bodies, imperceptable madness by @horrorosier art by @paletragedycandy and @moozyarts

Rating: Explicit Word count: 14k Tags: Explicit Sexual Content, Non-HEA (Happy Ever After), Medical Malpractice, Blood, Lobotomies Evan Rosier is good at his job, one of the best in his field. He's board certified, youngest and top of his class, and established a name for himself, his cadaverous nature and all. That is until his new patient, Barty Crouch Junior, the man who plead insanity upon being found guilty for murdering his father, has him doing anything but his job. Somewhere along the way, their relationship shifts under new light, more layers being uncovered the closer they get. - Or, a month long escapade of teeth, shared oranges, and all the madness and deviance imaginable.

[leoniejulie]

Wolfstar and Jegulus in Crimson Rivers by bizarrestars

[rosekillerbigbang]

REVEALS WEEK #1

what does a guy need to do to heat up this rivalry

by @colourful00desert

art by karasuno910 and @twosiptipsy

Rating: Mature Word count: 10.3k Tags: text fic, actor au, crack, non-explicit sexual content Bartemius Crouch Jr. and Evander Maximillian Rosier have very different reactions when the casting breakdown for the tv series adaptation of Heated Rivalry arrive in their inboxes. or epistolary (mainly text) fic about barty getting cast to play shane and evan getting cast to play ilya

Dread & Yearning by @thebibutterflyao3

art by @chuueppz and @olathenordmann

beta by @damnapathetic

Rating: Explicit Word count: 34.9k Tags: Post-Hogwarts, Omegaverse, Alpha x Alpha Evan is an Apothecary Shop assistant preparing to be a healer and Barty is the world's most incompetent Auror-in-training. As he steps off the Hogwarts Express platform for the last time, Slytherin Beta Evan Rosier makes eye contact with Ravenclaw Alpha Barty Crouch, Jr. and triggers an unusual phenomenon. As they pursue the careers their parents have chosen for them, the pair constantly run into each other. It happens so often that Evan wonders if Barty is stalking him (he is). While Barty tries to win Evan over, Evan can’t figure out why Barty thinks he’s interested. Cue a chaotic gay awakening, denial, and a secret situationship that blows up in their faces. Stir in a little illegal smuggling and a late presentation Alpha for seasoning in the pot.

Check out the full Rosekiller Big Bang collection for more works!

[burnininhell]

Moral Alignment Test

Moral Alignment Test, measuring the 9 moral alignments from D&D.

Imma start a tag game cuz I’ve never done this before.

I got Neutral Good.

@tim-alienguy @atthispointeverythingischaos @extra-extra-unhinged @yankiimenherafreak @billthebratbastardslank @linope @newsiesiswhyimhere @youllstealannuduh @feral-fay @aro-screams-into-the-void @sweetpea-sky @snurphlee @ponleloquequier @theloverislost @eldest-daughter-syndrome + whoever finds this fun!

[eldest-daughter-syndrome]

Oh this is fun! I got like right in the corner of lawful good lol

Tags: @ifyourlookingfora-sign-thisisit @myosotis-elinora @thedefeatedrisestronger @inhonoredglory @andimissmylovergirl and anyone else who would like to join

[myosotis-elinora]

I'm also lawful good! Which is accurate roughly 80% of the time

Idk my moral compass is weird and doesn't always point north

@urfriendlyneighborhoodbiderman @engag3d @moss4brains @mossysjournal @cmd-shift4 @kittzuxp @stereosonicanimatronic @spid-the-spider @charlie-is-fine and anyone who wants to do this!! It's fun

[charlie-is-fine]

I’m lawful good but I’m really close to just being neutral good. :)

@clownfish-casino @willis-doesnt-exist @mushroomtiefling @ex-martian @otherworld-prince and anyone else who wants to join ^^

[clownfish-casino]

lawful good 🙂‍↕️

@izzynstuffz @churchedcannibal @entity-system + anyone else !!

[izzynstuffz]

eh this makes enough sense!

@cecilsrandomeverything @misty-zzz @jazdazzler @bellefromhelle annnddd all my other moots ANNNDDD anyone else who wanna join!!!!

[jazlikespodcasts]

Lawful good, but ALMOST neutral good :3

Hi moots!! This isnt everybody but everyone can join ofc ofc!!

@midsommar-bard @tinycas @lanceylancethepiggy @bastard-frog-offical @wretched-corvid @shrimplunch @babu2hka @cannibaletiquette

[secondhandsoupfrog]

I am neutral good :]

@marauderadorer @cleaning-spray-offical @rsquared314 @enthusiastnightmare @lightsabersandbluecookies @g00sey-g00se @star-crossedloverboy @spookthelilguy @rara3swhimsy @penny--offical hii

[rara3swhimsy]

i got true neutral ;)

@peterpettigrewismyhomeboy @leninthestarlight @nicherry123 @patroclus-is-the-bigger-person @hazey-dazey111

[leninthestarlight]

Thanks for the tag :D!!!! I got lawful good I don't know what that means :D but cool!

Okay now I tag people, no pressure to do it though: @the1nonlyvenus @felixharbingerofangst @ghostlynocturnalspirit @yourfavteenagedirtbag @starrycrayons @lilly-starx @hyyl18 @gaybookghost + anyone that wants :D

(if someone doesn't want to be tag or wants to be tag please tell me!! Thank you)

[felixharbingerofangst]

tyy for the tag!

i was surprised at the lawful leaning, I tend more towards chaotic good in most contexts I think

npt; @thislovespiralwrites @glitchedcrows @surrenderth3stars @18magnoliastreet @fictionalsimp09 @ghostlynocturnalspirit + anyone else who wants to!

[glitchedcrows]

Well then 😳

[glitchedcrows]

The full crimson rivers podfic is now up on ao3 as well! Major shout out to @mexicanpadfoot for helping me get it uploaded!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/77200136