glitter-offical

[astronaut-offical]

Sorry, ✨️ but I ✨️✨️ think ✨️ I'm ✨️✨️ going to have ✨️ to leave ✨️✨️ shortly ✨️ because there ✨️✨️ are ✨️sparkles✨️ coming out of my mouth *cough*✨️✨️ *cough* ✨️✨️✨️*cough*✨️✨️✨️✨️ *coughcoughcough*✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

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[glitter-offical]

no, wait, I think this could be on me.

[astronaut-offical]

✨️✨️ Think?!? ✨️✨️✨️✨️ *cough cough cough* ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[glitter-offical]

I'd offer you some water but I think my water would make it worse.

[astronaut-offical]

I don't trust your water.

[glitter-offical]

Hmmm is there a vacuum offical?

[astronaut-offical]

@vacuum-offical

No.

[glitter-offical]

I'm very good at getting glitter places, not so good at getting rid of it

[astronaut-offical]

✨️✨️✨️✨️ Well... ✨️✨️ you ✨️ are glitter, ✨️✨️ so that ✨️✨️ makes ✨️✨️✨️ sense. ✨️ You ✨️ get ✨️✨️ anywhere, ✨️✨️ everywhere. ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[glitter-offical]

And I sorta never stop being places. hmm do you thing you could get some slime? Glitter sticks to that pretty well, and it'll be sparkly fidget.

[astronaut-offical]

✨️✨️ I-I *coughs*✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️ don't know... ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[glitter-offical]

Reckon you could breed alien bacteria to eat it? Then you'll have alien bacteria everywhere but they should be easier to delete. Just poke nitrogen or something, I heard carnivorous alien bacteria don't like that.

[astronaut-offical]

Sorry, ✨️ but I ✨️✨️ think ✨️ I'm ✨️✨️ going to have ✨️ to leave ✨️✨️ shortly ✨️ because there ✨️✨️ are ✨️sparkles✨️ coming out of my mouth *cough*✨️✨️ *cough* ✨️✨️✨️*cough*✨️✨️✨️✨️ *coughcoughcough*✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

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[glitter-offical]

no, wait, I think this could be on me.

[astronaut-offical]

✨️✨️ Think?!? ✨️✨️✨️✨️ *cough cough cough* ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[glitter-offical]

I'd offer you some water but I think my water would make it worse.

[astronaut-offical]

I don't trust your water.

[glitter-offical]

Hmmm is there a vacuum offical?

[astronaut-offical]

@vacuum-offical

No.

[glitter-offical]

I'm very good at getting glitter places, not so good at getting rid of it

[astronaut-offical]

✨️✨️✨️✨️ Well... ✨️✨️ you ✨️ are glitter, ✨️✨️ so that ✨️✨️ makes ✨️✨️✨️ sense. ✨️ You ✨️ get ✨️✨️ anywhere, ✨️✨️ everywhere. ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[glitter-offical]

And I sorta never stop being places. hmm do you thing you could get some slime? Glitter sticks to that pretty well, and it'll be sparkly fidget.

[satan-offical]

karping satan is so fun

[satan-offical]

I meant karping

Karping

LARPING

[glitter-offical]

I thought it was just trout...

All hail Satan, Queen of Feesh

[astronaut-offical]

Sorry, ✨️ but I ✨️✨️ think ✨️ I'm ✨️✨️ going to have ✨️ to leave ✨️✨️ shortly ✨️ because there ✨️✨️ are ✨️sparkles✨️ coming out of my mouth *cough*✨️✨️ *cough* ✨️✨️✨️*cough*✨️✨️✨️✨️ *coughcoughcough*✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

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[glitter-offical]

no, wait, I think this could be on me.

[astronaut-offical]

✨️✨️ Think?!? ✨️✨️✨️✨️ *cough cough cough* ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[glitter-offical]

I'd offer you some water but I think my water would make it worse.

[astronaut-offical]

I don't trust your water.

[glitter-offical]

Hmmm is there a vacuum offical?

[astronaut-offical]

@vacuum-offical

No.

[glitter-offical]

I'm very good at getting glitter places, not so good at getting rid of it

[astronaut-offical]

Sorry, ✨️ but I ✨️✨️ think ✨️ I'm ✨️✨️ going to have ✨️ to leave ✨️✨️ shortly ✨️ because there ✨️✨️ are ✨️sparkles✨️ coming out of my mouth *cough*✨️✨️ *cough* ✨️✨️✨️*cough*✨️✨️✨️✨️ *coughcoughcough*✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

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[glitter-offical]

no, wait, I think this could be on me.

[astronaut-offical]

✨️✨️ Think?!? ✨️✨️✨️✨️ *cough cough cough* ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[glitter-offical]

I'd offer you some water but I think my water would make it worse.

[astronaut-offical]

I don't trust your water.

[glitter-offical]

Hmmm is there a vacuum offical?

[astronaut-offical]

Sorry, ✨️ but I ✨️✨️ think ✨️ I'm ✨️✨️ going to have ✨️ to leave ✨️✨️ shortly ✨️ because there ✨️✨️ are ✨️sparkles✨️ coming out of my mouth *cough*✨️✨️ *cough* ✨️✨️✨️*cough*✨️✨️✨️✨️ *coughcoughcough*✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

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[glitter-offical]

no, wait, I think this could be on me.

[astronaut-offical]

✨️✨️ Think?!? ✨️✨️✨️✨️ *cough cough cough* ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[glitter-offical]

I'd offer you some water but I think my water would make it worse.

[astronaut-offical]

Sorry, ✨️ but I ✨️✨️ think ✨️ I'm ✨️✨️ going to have ✨️ to leave ✨️✨️ shortly ✨️ because there ✨️✨️ are ✨️sparkles✨️ coming out of my mouth *cough*✨️✨️ *cough* ✨️✨️✨️*cough*✨️✨️✨️✨️ *coughcoughcough*✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

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[glitter-offical]

no, wait, I think this could be on me.

[satan-offical]

*sends you an ask*

*funny response*

[oero-fo-gnik]

*stupid reblog that makes everyone mad even though it was meant as satire*

[satan-offical]

*offence*

[wer0s-n0x]

*reblog that adds no value*

[mars2moons]

*random bot response everyone hates*

[satan-offical]

*HATE HATE HATE LOTS OF HATE*

[glitter-offical]

*Haiku bot is summoned by hate's syllables*

[agoraphobe]

[queerpersonwhodosentknow]

holy fuck. please people spread the word.

moot- @pansexual-frog-offical

and some blogs im following- @satan-offical @pukicho @laciffo-natas @sapphic-offical @homosexuality-offical

[narinder-offical]

SHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHITSHIT

@len-the-antagonist @7-eleven-offical @did-someone-say-divorce @unstable-bird @life-wife-stealer-gen @chickfila-offical @ena-the-eepy @satan-offical @pukicho @pokemonheritageposts @pokemon

[unstable-bird]

PLS SPREAD AWARENESS OF THIS

@dying-pen-offical @satan-offical plus @narinder-offical’s tags

[dying-pen-offical]

Woah WHAT the FFUUU—*gets run over*

@sacabambaspis-offical @ashelf66 @amnesia-offical @death-offical @grisha-offical @da-police-offical @britishtea-again @transmasc-offical @genderqueer-offical @unlabelled-offical @unshipper-offical @confused-cookie-blog @toaster-waffle-offical @satan-offical (sorry for tagging you again) @star-offical @evilpineapple-offical @no-one-offical @homosexuality-offical @herobrine-offical @somebody-offical uhm random people go!!!!

[sacabambaspis-offical]

OH COME ON THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS

@ieatmacbooks @aciddbandyeentrio @just-a-casual-larker @a-lil-bit-weird @unliterary-nonsense @tiresiasdaughterofhades @thesightofthestarsmakemesmile @arsy-the-apollo-kiddo @angel-dust-poisoned @killer-offical @kirapjo0818 @touakicatsss @im-bad-at-names-okay @inv3stigat0r @lilspark-offical @official--offical @singapore-offical @snail-offical @s7nnydrop-flower @odysseus--offical @gweenusweirddog @breadcrumb-offical @strawberry-offical I just started tagging as many people as I can come up with

[odysseus--offical]

my jaw actually dropped

oh my FUCKING GOD I HATE AMERICA WHAT HAS THIS COME TO I SWEAR TO GOD

please please PLEASE REBLOG THIS AND FOLLOW THE DIRECTIONS IF YOU LIVE HERE

I don’t even know what to say I’m just so confused upset and angry

please

a lot of people i know have already been tagged, but if you follow me, which a lot of people do, please just AT LEAST give this a reblog i’m begging you

I’m hoping my following can do something

[janedoodlee]

@thesilly-goose @frxnkiistein @sylveonsbowties @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @odysseus--offical @wannabelegendary @no-one-offical @spookys1fan @obsesseddemonlord-offical @princessnymphae @atlas-w0lfy @chase-the-therian @autistic-lizard @totally-not-good-official @not-a-dragon-in-disguise @theineffablearchangel @blacknailpolishoffical @perfection-official @axolotl-detector @hekate-offical @confusedfroggirl @krisdreemurr-offical @aiko-sera @mentallyastrawberry @cr41g-tuck3r @doyouheartheflibbityjibbity @holy-fern-official @ratotwink @messor @evil-bread-offical MOOTIES GO FORTH AND DO WHATEVER YOU CAN PLEASE I BEG OF YOU I DONT WANT MY FRIENDS TO DIE

[drop-bear-offical]

@gaslight-offical @glitter-offical @ant-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @evil-pineapple-offical @villain-offical @supervillain-offical @punky-beaver-offical @james-offical !!!!!!!

[glitter-offical]

holy CRAP america is speedrunning dystopia!! Stop this!!!! I don't have any taglist but I'm also gonna reblog this! Go forth my followers!

[satan-offical]

"Surely my handwriting from 2023 wasn't that bad

OH MY GOD"

[glitter-offical]

You have a great future in medicine.

[satan-offical]

okay officals who weren't terminated raise your hand ✋

[glitter-offical]

✋️

What a way to find out my phone makes me search emojis in spanish for no apparent reason.

[satan-offical]

When you show up to the siblings or dating competition and you see me and God

[atlas-beholds-her]

well?? which is it???????

[satan-offical]

Neither.

I hate god more than anything or anyone in this world. I wish to watch their flesh burn and charr under my hellfire, their eyes filled with pleading desperation as they slowly, and excruciatingly die to the power they brought onto me after they cast me down into my cage, metal bars lined with rage and detestation. I brought a sword to their neck and hesitated to slit their neck, unworthy of that rotten, lie spouting throat. Instead, I'll aim for the heart, but instead of breaking it like I did all the eons I've wasted my time hating them, I'll pierce it with the sharp, blood covered tip of my sword with a passionate hate so inhumane, not even the greatest depths of hell would have a punishment for that kind of crime.

[coquette-corpsie]

okay so dating

[satan-offical]

SHUT UP

[polls-offical]

enemies or dating folks?

Enemies ⚔️

Dating 💕

Voting ended onJan 11

[satan-offical]

STOP

[glitter-offical]

kismessitude?

[asexual-offical]

fun little tag game idea

Two truths and a lie

I’ll go first

I had leprosy at one point

my favorite color is blue

I play for my schools track team

Whoever reblogs this, please respond with your guess and your own two truths and a lie

tags under cut

@do--not--you-dare @dogboy-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @no-one-offical+ open tags

[winampskinmuseum]

1 is so ridiculous that it has to be a fake out so i'm guessing 2 is the lie

i haven't drank soda in at least a year

i've never seen snow

i have a physical copy of warioware gold

open tags but also @it-has-the-voice @the-kickster @international-electromatics @theclocky1 @hell-has-no-end @talkingtomshorts sorry everyone

[it-has-the-voice]

3. is the lie because you said tat you pirated rhythm heaven a one point and i assume the same applys here

i was born with a tooth but without any of my organs being fully developed

i have stolen and carried home multiple chairs from my school

i have 20/20 vision

@thestormlightnetwork @tr1dent1al-reg1c1de @centracks @tax-frogs + open tags

[centracks]

3 is the lie (idk much about you so im gonna go with the least crazy one)

1. I once picked up a possum and then got bitten by that same possum

2. I still have all of my Pokémon cards from when I was younger

3. I have broken both of my legs

@differentsublimephantom @tylwer34567

[differentsublimephantom]

Ooo fun!!!

I think 2 is your lie Cen!!

Okay- my turn!

1. My favorite movie of all time is Ghostbusters

2. I wear braces

3. I hate being cold, despite living in Canada!

@that-bookworm-bitch @fmajorenthusiast @unliterary-nonsense !!

[unliterary-nonsense]

I bet it's 3. I bet my LIFE on it.

My turn wahahahahahahaha

1, I got bit in the face by a dog in grade 2 and nearly lost my right eye.

2, I tried to steal a broken doorknob from my school last school year.

3, My favourite food is specifically the Caramel Apple that I had one time in grade 3 that my friend gave to me.

Tags:

@h0shi-17 @prehistoric-chihuahuas @honeystarberry @michael-afton-offical @scribl @elizabeth-afton-offical + open tags!

[sacabambaspis-offical]

Woah, this is cool

I think its... 3! My turn

1. I have been bitten by a dog before

2. I don't think Bobby Nash will come back

3. I like turtles

Tags: @ign1ster @ash-cherryblossom @just-a-casual-larker @im-the-dead-girl-in-the-pool @ieatmacbooks @a-lil-bit-weird @nefariouslittleschemer

[nefariouslittleschemer]

hm. i think it is..2??

i don't know you that well.. :')

1. i have fallen down a long staircase in my home when tiny and walked it off after bonking my skull. (YEOWCH)

2. i am usually very quiet/introverted at school, hate going up to new people to even ask to sit next to them when there are no seats left. (YIKES)

3. i had no troubles at all coming up with these truths and lie, and found it surprisingly easy for me to do, didn't even need to double-check anything. (YAHOO)

time for people to guess things about me mwehehe >:3

@purpleghostbiscuits022 (i am..so sorry for constantly interacting when it's super early for you. </3)

uhh @britishteaaa @horror-movie-offical @pond-scum-offical take thattt

[britishteaaa-deactivated2026033]

Without a doubt, I'm guessing it took you at least 30 minutes to ponder, so 3...? (/silly)

Okay me so uh okay okay okay

I'm very active around my friends but when we are talking people who just randomly strike a conversation, I have no idea what to say or do. Sooo.... JUST STAND THERE AND BE SANE HAHAH- *Shoots my house in a panic*

I have 18 guns because now im a m e r i c a.

My favourite colour is pink

sweats okay who do i even tag uhm uhm

@s0l4rb4llsf4n @santerball @united-nations-world @mtx-art @dying-pen-offical man i dunno and yeah open tags too

[dying-pen-offical]

It is...2. Perhaps? Thank you for tagging me, my friend! :)

My turn...uh oh.

1. I used to only use pencils to draw before/when younger!

2. I am not being consumed by my very precious kitty as of now!

3. That goat drawing was my first time ever drawing a goat!

@death-offical @evil-neutral-offical @ericelf66

And of course, anyone else who wishes to join us!

[death-offical]

It think it is 2…

This is going to be weird…

1. I have no idea why people hate me every time.

2. I calm down children by doing a spooky dance with random spirits.

3. The longest I have ever relaxed is 2 minutes…

And I guess @retiredsupremeleader-offical and anyone else…

[retiredsupremeleader-offical]

I belive no. 3 is a lie...

I have 36 Officalverse blogs.

I have been in the news three times (in real life).

I used to think that every live action movie was footage of people's real lives, and would get very confused when I saw the same actors die in different shows.

@headless-horseman-offical @panda-of-pyromania-offical @atheling-offical @eredin-offical @glitter-offical

[glitter-offical]

1: i have two offical blogs

2: i have knitted so much stuff and it is wonderful

3: i've never broken a bone (suck it losers)

@the-lemoner-offical @supervillain-offical uh i don't know that many officals so open tags to officalverse <3

[syn4k]

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you're welcome

[mmelete]

[carby]

[voidsentprinces]

[autism-official]

[glitter-offical]

my blog now mf (on my phone, will update with fin text later)

[satan-offical]

This town isn't wide enough for the both of us *spins pistol* but it's pretty dang tall

[arandombbubarnabyfan]

… what if we rotate the town sideways? then it should be big enough…

[satan-offical]

Yeah but then it'll be too short for the both of us *spins pistol*

[offical-wikipedia]

what if we all just shrink down, that would work, right?

[satan-offical]

What if I step on one of y'all *spins pistol*

I ain't no killer *shoots random resident of town*

[glitter-offical]

hey, what was that for man? At least shoot the dang deer, this town ain't got enough *food* for the lot of us.

[sexceptionul]

[do-not-u-dare]

Took out the reblogs, but I feel like I need to add something here.

This may not work anymore.

If you report, the user’s account could be terminated.

Please, don’t mindlessly reblog without considering this. Do more research, or fact-check old information.

As well as that, the reblogs are full of guilt-tripping and reblog bait, which may do the exact opposite of what this post is intending. You are not inherrently evil for not reblogging something.

I did not research very far into this, so I might be mistaken. But please, PLEASE fact-check information before you tell people they’re heartless for not reblogging.

Thank you.

[do-not-u-dare]

@tagging-officals-offical

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

AS FAR AS I’VE CHECKED, THE USER IS MORE LIKELY TO GET SHADOWBANMED/TERMINATED THAN RECIEVING ANY REAL SUPPORT.

DO. NOT. REPORT. A. USER. LIKE. THIS.

Best case scenario, they receieve a pre-set message telling them not to kill themselves. More likely, the user will get shadowbanned.

PLEASE. OFFICALVERSE. CHECK BEFORE YOU REBLOG.

AND STOP ADDING REBLOG BAIT TO USEFUL POSTS. STOP STOP STOP.

[do-not-u-dare]

@glitter-offical @goblin-offical @christian-baby-offical @zeus-offical @evil-bread-offical @journalism-offical PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE