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Mo | 22 | any pronouns | lesbian | TERFS DNI

[glitterology]

Jewish lesbians are amazing and important!! Don't let anyone tell you otherwise 🌈❤️🧡💛💚💙💜✡️🕎👭👩‍❤️‍👩

especially trans Jewish lesbians! ily you’re wonderful!! 💙💖🤍💙💖

[kiiwiighost]

[hungwy]

No more questions please. The elephant's foot is making me lightheaded again

[mellofi]

there's this fucking tik tok that i keep seeing and it's one of those "meet the friend group" shitty thirst traps and it's 6 dudes right and you got the punk boy (okay fine whatever ) and the elegant boy (what would we do without him) and then there's the fucking ventriloquist and the video just continues on to the college boy and the nerd boy (why are these two different boys?) but i'm still caught off guard by the fucking ventriloquist like this dude just straight up has a muppet of himself and he's not even like doing a ventriloquist thing he just has it and is lip syncing to the song and he has the muppet and that's him he's the ventriloquist that's his thing. there was nothing else for him to be he's just the ventriloquist of the friend group. i cannot stop thinking about this. The Ventriloquist.

[mellofi]

i’m going crazy. the ventriloquist

[mellofi]

the ventriloquist?

[mellofi]

there’s only five of them!!!!! the caption at the start says “ever met 6 characters at ones?” yes spelled like that and then there’s five of them!!! is the puppet the sixth? the ventriloquist! he’s the ventriloquist of the friend group

[mysterypuppy]

how it feels when someone says “can i be tmi really quick”

[salamispots]

inhales I really like this color combo but not sure if I'm going with it haha

[blossomedsloth]

No but seriously imagine it:

You’re seeing fall out boy on a concert. Everyone is having a great time. Fall out boy seem a little excited. “We have a surprise for you guys.” Partick says. All of a sudden P!ATD come out and start singing “this is gospel.” When Brendon gets to the chorus, someone else starts singing… “When I was a young boy my father took me into the city to see a marching band.” Lights flash everywhere, and you see FOB singing “this is gospel” along with P!ATD, while MCR is singing “Black parade”. Everyone in the crowd is going wild and crying. Then if things couldn’t get any better, Dan and Phil walk onto stage and kiss, holding the gay flag.

[ninakaina]

i was thinking about this today so how long has YOUR JOB existed- not how long your industry has existed, but how long someone has been doing the work you do as a trade notwithstanding changes in terminology and technology. no unemployed option cuz i cant add more answers sorry... tell me about it in the tags

how long has your job existed

10,000 years or more (early human migration, sex work)

5,000-10,000 years (pre-bronze age)

3,000-5,000 years (1,000-3,000 BCE, inc. earliest evidence of cannabis smoking)

2,000-3,000 years (1st millennia BCE, papermaking invented in china)

1,500-2,000 years (roman empire)

600-1,500 years (medieval europe)

200-600 years (early modern era)

110-200 years (industrial era)

50-110 years (pre-PC)

23-50 years (early digital era)

10-23 years (post 9/11)

less than 10 years

Voting ended onOct 19, 2024

[altcomics]

[armed-saphire]

tricking the police sketch artist into drawing fanart of the character i like

[springfieldstills]

[gnusnoteunuchs]

ME: ah, fuck! these allergies are going crazy!

THE PERFIDIOUS POLLEN PARTICLE:

[fishiesgarden]

my dawg

[aparticularlysmallrat]

this is what your dog wold look like as a fish

[fishiesgarden]

what's your fucking problem

[jordanbolton]

To The Person Who Walked Past The Window - Jordan Bolton

My first book ‘Blue Sky Through the Window of a Moving Car’ is now available to pre-order! Get it here - https://smarturl.it/BlueSky

[laslloronas]

[cannibalchicken]

sraight up petting it. and by it. i mean my area

[sacred-portal]

[alttxt]