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“why do you like xyz” pervert reasons, next question

#truly me with victor zsasz #his character doesn’t really have an identity other than a really professional guard dog #but if you left me in a room with him for like. an hour maybe #and then you decided to write an ao3 report of what happened #you'd need to tag 'improper use of guns'#🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤#take off the security idc that makes it more exciting

look im sure someone has done this before

#gotham #mine #jim gordon #victor zsasz #*taps mic* is this thing still on #hate that jim guy btw #can’t stand him #u mean to tell me zsasz aka the guy who can shoot off a finger from twenty metres with a revolver #u mean to tell me he got beaten up SEVERAL TIMES by jim????#u mean to tell me zsasz missed him multiple times with his guns????#doesn’t make any sense im sorry

glitterparpaing

i was desperately looking for someone to ship calypso with and then it hit me. victor zsasz!!! 500 yo powerful demon who views company as weakening despite wanting to be seen more than anything else, who likes the illusion of fair play but is ultimately only willing to allow what will protect him, meets bloodthirsty guard dog who stays loyal to a dead cause, with seemingly no empathy or remorse about his actions if he ends up serving his purpose which is his ball and chain but also ultimately the greatest thing he was ever given.

all-knowing inhuman misanthropist meets short-sighted allegiant machine. i feel like there's something to be done with this

glitterparpaing

what im saying is. at first calypso wants to fuck that poor leashed man until he's begging for release and then maybe he finds that riling victor up until he fucks calypso out of pure rage and disappointment in himself is maybe even more enjoyable. or like the other way around

there's also a love story in there but believe me the fucking comes first

#mine #gay #don’t go watching twisted metal bc of this btw #i didn’t like the show at all #though maybe it had to do with me watching barry right before #and gotham is....uh #it’s okay for now ig

i was desperately looking for someone to ship calypso with and then it hit me. victor zsasz!!! 500 yo powerful demon who views company as weakening despite wanting to be seen more than anything else, who likes the illusion of fair play but is ultimately only willing to allow what will protect him, meets bloodthirsty guard dog who stays loyal to a dead cause, with seemingly no empathy or remorse about his actions if he ends up serving his purpose which is his ball and chain but also ultimately the greatest thing he was ever given.

all-knowing inhuman misanthropist meets short-sighted allegiant machine. i feel like there's something to be done with this

#mine #gay #calypso #twisted metal #victor zsasz #gotham #both characters are picked from their respective tv shows and yes im aware they’re both anthony carrigan that’s the point #at first i was wondering what calypso's dynamic with noho hank would be like #but i think calypso would hate hank and there's no way hank would be attracted to calypso like that’s not his type #but calypso and victor? now we're getting somewhere #they both have a bit of goof to share #and calypso would absolutely wanna fuck victor #at first as an experiment #and then it would get more serious #many thoughts to think #anthony carrigan

daisychase

TWISTED METAL // 2.11 "OHLYNTE"

#🫵he's only an individualistic pos bc nobody’s ever liked him #and now he's projecting #he sounds like a bullied teenager jfc #'nooooo i don’t need friends they weaken me' stfu omg #dude probably got heartbroken 300 years ago and he's still not over it #ok wanna bet?#if in s3 it’s not revealed he got heartbroken and it’s part of the reason why he's like that i can send $5 to whoever tells me about it 1st

caprincornedits

Calypso || I Wish

📺 • Twisted Metal [2023-] 🎵 • Cher Lloyd (ft. TI) - I Wish

#dude crawled out of a well and was like 'i need to make tv. and also wear ties with cute shiny broaches and have an annoying laugh'#he didn’t have a male love interest bc whatever’s going on with him is way gayer than gay sex #he's like the epitome of right wing gays #a lonely demon who dresses well and only wants fame and also hates poor people #i hate him <3

fortheloveofaminorcharacter

Anthony Carrigan as Calypso in Twisted Metal 2x5

#gay ass dude🫵#Anthony Carrigan #though this finger also points to me bc guess who also has long black hair dozens of ties and a good sense of style #but he’s also just gay as fuck come on #he's not interested in anyone in the series tho bc he only dates men his age or older #and anyone under 400 is a child to him #THEREFORE we can conclude that he probably fucked lestat at some point

are all anthony carrigan characters gay or am i just very homosexually attracted to him

#mine #gay #anthony carrigan #barry #noho hank #twisted metal #calypso #ok ive just seen those two #but hank is canonically mlm #(tbh he doesn’t look like he thought ONCE about dating a woman)#and calypso #might just be him being rich and privileged #but he acts and looks gay as FUCK #500 yo demon wanting to be a tv star OKAY girl i see u

twobabkas

Noho Hank and Cristobal Sifuentes in BARRY 4.01-4.04

#imo the healthiest romantic relationship in the entire show maybe apart from gene & janice idk

moonmanstan

#my newest blorbo i love him sm

invisible-goats

HE'S FINALLY ON YOUTUBE!

#please watch this and understand that im completely enamoured w the guy #not like the comedian he's probably fine but not my type #im talking about scrimpch. the character #im in love #i can’t tell you why other than he's hairy and also weird #which means he just joined the list of weird niche fictional dudes i want to date #right next to the sculptor from this house has people in it #i love fictional dudes when they’re weird and also pathetic

invisible-goats

HE'S FINALLY ON YOUTUBE!

glitterparpaing

i can't not think of the scene in tenet where neil says "hey u could've killed me n u didn't do it haha" while making coffee and the protag answers "maybe i got soft" (i mean i only saw the french version and this is the exact translation)

and neil answers

"oh, tu es loin d'être mou :)"

which literally means, AND I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH,

"oh ur far from soft :)"

what???? WHAT?????? and with THAT FACE???

the first time i saw this which was with my mom and my brother in a full movie theater i was like "oh my. god. i've seen fanfictions being more fucking subtle than that wtf are u doing"

and no i WON'T analyze the way the coffee maker opened in that scene bc fuck u let me keep my innocence

and i've seen it three times now (bc u know apart from the gay the movie is really super fucking complicated and i still don't understand it fully) and i'm super fucking sure i'm not the only frenchie who noticed it and also it just. wasn't made to be interprated in any other way bc in french we NEVER say this sentence unless we wanna flirt or talk dirty and french dub what r u doing with my soul

glitterparpaing

THIS IS IT THIS IS THE SCENE

WTF FRENCH DUB

bc the original is just like "yeah it can be interpretated as a crush and smh flirting" and french went

"haha u COWARDS we don’t do implicit here let’s talk abt softness in a clearly flirty tone"

so disappointed at original dub it’s spn all over again

#remember when the french dub made them gayer #i feel so gay

glitterparpaing

i can't not think of the scene in tenet where neil says "hey u could've killed me n u didn't do it haha" while making coffee and the protag answers "maybe i got soft" (i mean i only saw the french version and this is the exact translation)

and neil answers

"oh, tu es loin d'être mou :)"

which literally means, AND I CAN'T STRESS THIS ENOUGH,

"oh ur far from soft :)"

what???? WHAT?????? and with THAT FACE???

the first time i saw this which was with my mom and my brother in a full movie theater i was like "oh my. god. i've seen fanfictions being more fucking subtle than that wtf are u doing"

and no i WON'T analyze the way the coffee maker opened in that scene bc fuck u let me keep my innocence

and i've seen it three times now (bc u know apart from the gay the movie is really super fucking complicated and i still don't understand it fully) and i'm super fucking sure i'm not the only frenchie who noticed it and also it just. wasn't made to be interprated in any other way bc in french we NEVER say this sentence unless we wanna flirt or talk dirty and french dub what r u doing with my soul

glitterparpaing

THIS IS IT THIS IS THE SCENE

WTF FRENCH DUB

bc the original is just like "yeah it can be interpretated as a crush and smh flirting" and french went

"haha u COWARDS we don’t do implicit here let’s talk abt softness in a clearly flirty tone"

so disappointed at original dub it’s spn all over again

#remember when the french dub made them gayer #i feel so gay

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chasing-caws

Dear god 😩

chasing-caws

Reposting again because there’s no heterosexual explanation for this

I can’t remember why they’re just staring at each other and I don’t care (I’m rewatching tomorrow I’ll see then)

#reminds me of that one post i made about this scene when the movie came out #i held that exact thought #and it’s still the case tbh you can pry their homoeroticism out of my cold dead hands

mieczy-stiles

tenet and project hail mary * taps mic * people doomed by the narrative * getting dragged off stage * people doomed by politics and science—

#OH.

cv-angels

i know it's been three years and no one really talked about tenet in the first place but I'm still so insane about protagoneil. like you meet the love of your life for the second time but he's never met you before and you spend years getting to know each other before he has to leave and you know you'll never see him again because that's the way it has to be, because the timeline demands it. except you meet the love of your life for the first time but he's known you for years and you're just starting to fall for him when he chooses to die for you because that's the way it is, because the continuity demands it, because hes been marked for death since the beginning. and so you grieve but you move forward because time somehow marches ever on but then you meet the love of your life for the second time and he shakes your hand with a grin and only you know that you've already killed him.

#im insane about them.#still thinking about it bc i rewatched tenet yesterday #also they were my first fic on ao3 (i was on wattpad before) so like. they have a particular effect on me

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