The Glitter Seller

✶⋆.˚ 𝒢𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓈𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓁𝒾𝓃' 𝑜𝓃 𝓎𝑜𝓊𝓇 𝒽𝑒𝒶𝓇𝓉 𝒩𝑜𝓌, 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓁𝒾𝓃', 𝓌𝑜𝓃'𝓉 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓈𝓉𝒶𝓎? ✶⋆.˚

[glitterseller5-official]

𝒲𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝓉𝑜𝓇𝑒!

⋆˙⟡ ⋆.˚ ⊹₊⟡ ⋆ ⋆˙⟡ ⋆.˚ ⊹₊⟡ ⋆ ⋆˙⟡ ⋆.˚ ⊹₊⟡ ⋆ ⋆˙⟡ ⋆.˚ ⊹₊⟡ ⋆ ⋆˙⟡ ⋆.˚ ⊹

⋆˙⟡ ⋆.˚ ⊹₊⟡ ⋆ ⋆˙⟡ ⋆.˚ ⊹₊⟡ ⋆ ⋆˙⟡ ⋆.˚ ⊹₊⟡ ⋆ ⋆˙⟡ ⋆.˚ ⊹₊⟡ ⋆ ⋆˙⟡ ⋆.˚ ⊹

𝐻𝑒𝓁𝓁𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝒾𝓈 𝒾𝓈 𝓂𝓎 𝓈𝒽𝑜𝓅 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝐼 𝓈𝑒𝓁𝓁 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓀𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝓌𝒽𝒶𝓉𝑒𝓋𝑒𝓇 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓈𝑜𝓃 𝓃𝑒𝑒𝒹𝑒𝒹 .

𝐸𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓎𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝒶𝓃𝓎𝑜𝓃𝑒 𝒾𝓈 𝓌𝑒𝓁𝒸𝑜𝓂𝑒

𝒴𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓂𝑒 𝑀𝓈 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓃𝓉𝑒𝓇/𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇/𝓈𝓅𝒶𝓇𝓀𝓁𝑒𝓈/𝒻𝒾𝓋𝑒 ( 𝐼 𝒹𝑜𝓃’𝓉 𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒹 𝓃𝒾𝒸𝓀𝓃𝒶𝓂𝑒𝓈 𝒶𝓈 𝓁𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓈 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝒾𝓇 𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓇𝑜𝓅𝓇𝒾𝒶𝓉𝑒 )

𝒮𝒽𝑒/𝒽𝑒𝓇

𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓀 𝒽𝑒𝓇𝑒 𝒿𝓊𝓈𝓉 𝓈𝑒𝓃𝒹 𝒶 𝓂𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒶𝑔𝑒 !

𝐼𝒻 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝓌𝒶𝓃𝓉 𝓉𝑜 𝓅𝓊𝓇𝒸𝒽𝒶𝓈𝑒 𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 𝓎𝑜𝓊 𝒸𝒶𝓃 𝒶𝓁𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝒸𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝑜𝓇 𝓂𝑒𝓈𝓈𝒶𝑔𝑒 ( 𝒾𝓃𝒷𝑜𝓍 )

𝒲𝑒 𝒹𝑜 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝓀𝒾𝓃𝒹𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓉𝓉𝑒𝓇 ; 𝓌𝒽𝑒𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇 𝒻𝑜𝓇 𝒶 𝒻𝓇𝒾𝑒𝓃𝒹 𝑜𝓇 𝒻𝑜𝑒 𝓌𝑒’𝓋𝑒 𝑔𝑜𝓉 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 𝒶𝓁𝓁 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓌𝑒 𝒸𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓉𝑒 𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓂 :)

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𝑀𝓎 𝒷𝑒𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒𝒹 𝓌𝑜𝓇𝓀𝑒𝓇𝓈 : @wallyblack1925-offical @i-could-do-stuff2 @randomlittlewhatnots @scattered9bones @obsessivebookwormalert

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[man-offical]

hello man , I offer you some glitter

oh my... thank.. I love so much so many ok...? mmm glitter....

[glitterseller5-official]

you look lovely man

[pidgeling]

i’m so upset

I just realized that the reason ghosts say Boo! is because it’s a latin verb

they’re literally saying ‘I alarm/I am alarming/I do alarm!!

I can’t

[life-of-a-latin-student]

present active boō, present infinitive boāre, perfect active boāvī, supine boātum

[interretialia]

Recte!

[flightcub]

if it comes from the latin word, they’re actually saying “I’M YELLING!” which is even cuter

[grizzlyhills]

do they speak latin because it’s a dead language

[feralkwe-deactivated20210912]

get out

[monticellomarshmallow]

This is exactly the kind of content I come here for like I want to print this out, frame it and put it on my wall.

[dramatic1nlyf]

@shenanigan42 @it4dorable @printer-reads-505 @youngjusticerulez @oxyisdamoron @franceannihilator

this bs is so cute i cant

[inoshapeshifter]

HIIII MOOTS!!!! How are you doing darlings? :3

AEEHUUGGHIHGJYTVYJTSVJOHOBHJS woof woof ig man idk what to say it just wanted to interact TwT

I love all my moots very much, even if I've never like actually interacted with you alone its probably because I'm a wimp when it comes to talking to people including online lolol feels better to be like

'Can I get you a drink'

'Why would you do that'

'U-UHM, CUZ- bcuz i.. I BUYING EVERYONE A DRINK!1!1!1!1!'

Less scary, more easy. Also I just realized I been doing this (!1!1!1!1!1!1!) Instead of just normal exclamation marks because @halfcreativevoid (or do i refer to this one as ben I DONT KNOW) did it and i mimic ppl without realizing it sometimes lol.

gay gay homosexual gay SUPER GAYYYYYYYY

FEEL THE RAINBOW MF!1!1!1!1!

No because like I'm literally Conan Gray what are you talking about ITS MY WORLD AND ITS MY LIFE!1!1!1!1!1!1! (Pls Alien don't send me another video man I be begging my wonderful (TINYYY) non binary tranny friend (UR SUPER SHORTT) ilysm and I'll spam you Conan till the day that I die) YIPEEHHHH

GLITTER ON EVERYBODDYYYYYYYYY

@roxyphoxy @tjtheklown @jamiesclouds @lesbianadhdchaos @screwyouandrew @halfcreativevoid @wowiezowieitsatortilla (why is ur username so frigging long bro) @alterhuman36 @cruelvandel @moonjamthegayest @zaraarts @allysontempest @cosmo-eater @aloyartz8new @arthamster20 @elisexelise @printer-reads-505 @beanieweanie11 @th4tweirdr0mantic @katsukorr @emconan

[satan-offical]

SHALAKAZAAAAAMMMMM *explodes self with mind*

[blondeninazenik]

Hypothetically

*definitely not laying on your floor*

if you had glitter

*holding glitter*

wanna glitter someone

Smiles

sounds fun! The first recipients are @artemisiamasterofnone and @will-0-the-wispp (tag game, pass it on)

[artemisiamasterofnone]

@flyerguardian git glitterd

[flyerguardian]

*Making snow angels in the glitter*

@caravalxjurdan240 and @itzursafespace get glittered!!✨

[caravalxjurdan240]

GLITTER GLITTER!! *throws it in the air*

@kylekicksass4418 @obsessivebookwormalert @imjusthereforthecake @wordslikepoisonn GLITTER ATTACK!!! ✨✨

*me rn*

[obsessivebookwormalert]

@printer-reads-505

[printer-reads-505]

Literally me 😭 it reminds me of our like proper interaction

[obsessivebookwormalert]

GLIDDA

[glitterseller5-official]

WE LOVE GLIDDA

[obsessivebookwormalert]

YES WE DO

[glitterseller5-official]

Idk who I’d be without it

[obsessivebookwormalert]

Unemployed

[glitterseller5-official]

True even tho I don’t get payed I do it for free 🥹🫶🏻

[obsessivebookwormalert]

the world would be a worse place without you o7

[glitterseller5-official]

Awh your too sweet it would be fine without me :)

[obsessivebookwormalert]

disagreed

[glitterseller5-official]

Lmfao it would be way better

[blondeninazenik]

Hypothetically

*definitely not laying on your floor*

if you had glitter

*holding glitter*

wanna glitter someone

Smiles

sounds fun! The first recipients are @artemisiamasterofnone and @will-0-the-wispp (tag game, pass it on)

[artemisiamasterofnone]

@flyerguardian git glitterd

[flyerguardian]

*Making snow angels in the glitter*

@caravalxjurdan240 and @itzursafespace get glittered!!✨

[caravalxjurdan240]

GLITTER GLITTER!! *throws it in the air*

@kylekicksass4418 @obsessivebookwormalert @imjusthereforthecake @wordslikepoisonn GLITTER ATTACK!!! ✨✨

*me rn*

[obsessivebookwormalert]

@printer-reads-505

[printer-reads-505]

Literally me 😭 it reminds me of our like proper interaction

[obsessivebookwormalert]

GLIDDA

[glitterseller5-official]

WE LOVE GLIDDA

[obsessivebookwormalert]

YES WE DO

[glitterseller5-official]

Idk who I’d be without it

[obsessivebookwormalert]

Unemployed

[glitterseller5-official]

True even tho I don’t get payed I do it for free 🥹🫶🏻

[obsessivebookwormalert]

the world would be a worse place without you o7

[glitterseller5-official]

Awh your too sweet it would be fine without me :)

[blondeninazenik]

Hypothetically

*definitely not laying on your floor*

if you had glitter

*holding glitter*

wanna glitter someone

Smiles

sounds fun! The first recipients are @artemisiamasterofnone and @will-0-the-wispp (tag game, pass it on)

[artemisiamasterofnone]

@flyerguardian git glitterd

[flyerguardian]

*Making snow angels in the glitter*

@caravalxjurdan240 and @itzursafespace get glittered!!✨

[caravalxjurdan240]

GLITTER GLITTER!! *throws it in the air*

@kylekicksass4418 @obsessivebookwormalert @imjusthereforthecake @wordslikepoisonn GLITTER ATTACK!!! ✨✨

*me rn*

[obsessivebookwormalert]

@printer-reads-505

[printer-reads-505]

Literally me 😭 it reminds me of our like proper interaction

[obsessivebookwormalert]

GLIDDA

[glitterseller5-official]

WE LOVE GLIDDA

[obsessivebookwormalert]

YES WE DO

[glitterseller5-official]

Idk who I’d be without it

[obsessivebookwormalert]

Unemployed

[glitterseller5-official]

True even tho I don’t get payed I do it for free 🥹🫶🏻

[blondeninazenik]

Hypothetically

*definitely not laying on your floor*

if you had glitter

*holding glitter*

wanna glitter someone

Smiles

sounds fun! The first recipients are @artemisiamasterofnone and @will-0-the-wispp (tag game, pass it on)

[artemisiamasterofnone]

@flyerguardian git glitterd

[flyerguardian]

*Making snow angels in the glitter*

@caravalxjurdan240 and @itzursafespace get glittered!!✨

[caravalxjurdan240]

GLITTER GLITTER!! *throws it in the air*

@kylekicksass4418 @obsessivebookwormalert @imjusthereforthecake @wordslikepoisonn GLITTER ATTACK!!! ✨✨

*me rn*

[obsessivebookwormalert]

@printer-reads-505

[printer-reads-505]

Literally me 😭 it reminds me of our like proper interaction

[obsessivebookwormalert]

GLIDDA

[glitterseller5-official]

WE LOVE GLIDDA

[obsessivebookwormalert]

YES WE DO

[glitterseller5-official]

Idk who I’d be without it

[blondeninazenik]

Hypothetically

*definitely not laying on your floor*

if you had glitter

*holding glitter*

wanna glitter someone

Smiles

sounds fun! The first recipients are @artemisiamasterofnone and @will-0-the-wispp (tag game, pass it on)

[artemisiamasterofnone]

@flyerguardian git glitterd

[flyerguardian]

*Making snow angels in the glitter*

@caravalxjurdan240 and @itzursafespace get glittered!!✨

[caravalxjurdan240]

GLITTER GLITTER!! *throws it in the air*

@kylekicksass4418 @obsessivebookwormalert @imjusthereforthecake @wordslikepoisonn GLITTER ATTACK!!! ✨✨

*me rn*

[obsessivebookwormalert]

@printer-reads-505

[printer-reads-505]

Literally me 😭 it reminds me of our like proper interaction

[obsessivebookwormalert]

GLIDDA

[glitterseller5-official]

WE LOVE GLIDDA

[blondeninazenik]

Hypothetically

*definitely not laying on your floor*

if you had glitter

*holding glitter*

wanna glitter someone

Smiles

sounds fun! The first recipients are @artemisiamasterofnone and @will-0-the-wispp (tag game, pass it on)

[artemisiamasterofnone]

@flyerguardian git glitterd

[flyerguardian]

*Making snow angels in the glitter*

@caravalxjurdan240 and @itzursafespace get glittered!!✨

[caravalxjurdan240]

GLITTER GLITTER!! *throws it in the air*

@kylekicksass4418 @obsessivebookwormalert @imjusthereforthecake @wordslikepoisonn GLITTER ATTACK!!! ✨✨

*me rn*

[kylekicksass4418]

GET GLITTERED!!!!! ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

@printer-reads-505 @elizhm @dreamgirl-spilled @wallyblack1925-offical @callmegayandgrunge2 @remmickshop @caravalxjurdan240 @cinnamonkarma @mayawithany @elizhm @adelepocketbook @teahsometimeshasthoughts @flyerguardian @sabinee33 @ladygreenbrair + open tags ✨️

[callmegayandgrunge2]

AAAA I GOT GLITTERED AAAAAA✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨✨

@glitterseller5-official THIS IS ALL YOU

[glitterseller5-official]

YES I LIVE AND LOVE

[blondeninazenik]

Hypothetically

*definitely not laying on your floor*

if you had glitter

*holding glitter*

wanna glitter someone

Smiles

sounds fun! The first recipients are @artemisiamasterofnone and @will-0-the-wispp (tag game, pass it on)

[artemisiamasterofnone]

@flyerguardian git glitterd

[flyerguardian]

*Making snow angels in the glitter*

@caravalxjurdan240 and @itzursafespace get glittered!!✨

[caravalxjurdan240]

GLITTER GLITTER!! *throws it in the air*

@kylekicksass4418 @obsessivebookwormalert @imjusthereforthecake @wordslikepoisonn GLITTER ATTACK!!! ✨✨

*me rn*

[kylekicksass4418]

GET GLITTERED!!!!! ✨️✨️✨️✨️✨️

@printer-reads-505 @elizhm @dreamgirl-spilled @wallyblack1925-offical @callmegayandgrunge2 @remmickshop @caravalxjurdan240 @cinnamonkarma @mayawithany @elizhm @adelepocketbook @teahsometimeshasthoughts @flyerguardian @sabinee33 @ladygreenbrair + open tags ✨️

[astronaut-offical]

Unless someone has a stick or two of dynamite lying around, I won't explode.

[printer-reads-505]

*hides behind back* your safe *throws it away*

[passcode-mk1]

*Walking down the street nearby* Think I'll hit up that new breakfast place- *A sparkly thing somehow lands in one of my pockets* Hmm?

[printer-reads-505]

*gasps* oh wait ! It’s a glitter bomb !

[passcode-mk1]

*Slowly recovering from the blast* Hrm? The wha-?

Ugh, the one time I end up in a cat costume after losing a bet, too. This getup's a rental, man!

[printer-reads-505]

*looks up* you see I am a glitter seller , and the bomb that you just had I turned it into a glitter one

[passcode-mk1]

W-didn't you just...? *Sigh* Nah, pointing fingers won't help. Anyway, I don't suppose you've got anything for glitter removal in stock, huh? My friend's gonna have to pay full price for this getup if it's not in pristine condition when we return it.

[glitterseller5-official]

Give me a sec *wiggles fingers around* I actually do ! What colour would you like ! No price needed it’s all free

[astronaut-offical]

Did you 🫵 renew your offical license??

[thighhighs-offical]

yeah

Of course I did

[astronaut-offical]

I'm glad that someone remembered :]

[glitterseller5-official]

Oh- thank you for the reminder

[glitterseller5-official]

WHERE DID PRINTER READS GO??? MY BABY NOOOO

HEY HUNN :)

[glitterseller5-official]

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𝐎𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 : @killer-offical

𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 : 𝐆𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 ; 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰, 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞

𝐂𝐨𝐬𝐭 : 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠

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𝐏𝐮𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐠

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𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐩𝐭

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𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 ! 𝐓𝐚 𝐭𝐚 •ᴗ•

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[killer-offical]

yay thank you!!!!!!

[glitterseller5-official]

You’re most welcome !!

[glitterseller5-official]

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𝐎𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 : @killer-offical

𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 : 𝐆𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬𝐧’𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐭𝐨 𝐨𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐧𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 ; 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐬 𝐲𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰, 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐞

𝐂𝐨𝐬𝐭 : 𝐍𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠

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𝐏𝐮𝐭𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐛𝐚𝐠

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𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐢𝐩𝐭

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𝐇𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭 ! 𝐓𝐚 𝐭𝐚 •ᴗ•

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