How badly could this possibly go?

23 and just doing her best. Blog for books, musicals and writing. Main to Lovestruckthief

[sunsbleeding]

[captain-lovelace-deactivated202]

It’s always “revenge won’t give you back what you lost” and “murder is wrong” and never how was the bloody violent revenge the bloody violent revenge looked fun was it fun

[mynamesdrstuff]

if a poll asks you to choose between options but you're not familiar with any, how do you vote?

the one that sounds better

the one that my mutual tells me to vote for

the one that sounds funnier

the one that will piss off the most people

i don't vote

secret sixth option

Voting ended onOct 14, 2023

[bogleech]

bat opens up their little bat wallet to find they are all out of moths. A worthless $100 bill flies out for emphasis

[poondragoon]

From top-of-frame, a month flutters into the wallet. Confused, the bat looks "up" to see an equally-confused human standing "above" her, holding an open wallet containing a single $100 bill.

Camera rotates to reveal bat has been hanging upside down above a human doing the exact same visual gag and each ruined the other's bit.

Laugh track.

[legov7]

[astraldemise]

my stickbugs keep getting jumpscared by mistaking each other for actual sticks

[uglypsyche-deactivated20240414]

[kinuko]

The only good thing staff added recently

Mutuals we are doing this

[crunchymayo]

[celesse]

Belle of the Barn 💐🐮🎀

[zahroreadsthings]

Okay just for my own curiosity....

would you rather take your chances in the shifting sands or the maze of the beast?

shifting sands

maze of the beast

Voting ended onAug 23, 2023

shifting sands: if the sands shifting around don't bury you, you'll still have no idea where you are. there's a constant risk of being attacked by sand beasts that hide underneath the sand. the longer you stay there, the stronger a hum calling you to die in the centre becomes. you might be able to escape over the bordering wall if you don't get buried alive or eaten first

maze of the beast: a large partially flooded underground labyrinth. you can't rest for too long or the liquid dripping down the walls will solidify on your shoulders and trap you. you can't move too fast or the beast in question (giant slug) will sense your vibrations and trap you for later eating. you might be able to escape through a crack in the wall if you don't get eaten or trapped in them first

[zahroreadsthings]

WE'RE TRENDING IN 2023 LMFAOOOO

[ratfuck]

I put a smell on you

[markingatlightspeed]

cats when they headbutt you

[pasteboard]

hey netizens! i'm not sure how many people are aware, but youtube's been slowly rolling out a new anti-adblock policy that can't be bypassed with the usual software like uBlock Origin and Pi-Hole out of the gate

BUT, if you're a uBlock Origin user (or use an adblocker with a similar cosmetics modifier), you can add these commands in the uBlock dashboard (under My Filters) to get rid of it!

youtube.com##+js(set, yt.config_.openPopupConfig.supportedPopups.adBlockMessageViewModel, false) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.adBlocksFound, 0) youtube.com##+js(set, ytplayer.config.args.raw_player_response.adPlacements, []) youtube.com##+js(set, Object.prototype.hasAllowedInstreamAd, true)

reblog to help keep the internet less annoying and to tell corporations that try shit like this to go fuck themselves <3

[brucebocchi]

[mynamesdrstuff]

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[neenarchive]

omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services

[sheis]