Mullet Girl @glodm727 - Tumblr Blog

can we have sex and by sex i mean you beat me up. no i don't want to cum and frankly i don't want you to either. i just want you to hurt me

joleanart

annabeth: my whole life

thecottonproject

these boys are dumb

h-otokichan

for @cinderdrilla , who was always there for these stupid boys…

bonus: either percy as the blue paladin or percy wearing lance’s clothes.

interpretations are quite open

indigonite

good to know I’m not the only one who saw some resemblance

good to know

c4ctus-k1nd

me: i like this character

person: ok

me: no you dont understand

indigonite

SPOOKY TIME

disenchanted-youth

I’m speaking from my heart here. Fuck real life relationships. From now on I’m going to live love through my otps.

athenellis

the feeling when you don’t even remeber what was in canon but still come back to the fanfiction after five years, because the characters feel like home

chico-hipodermico

“Mejor fallar intentándolo que quedarse con la duda de qué hubiera pasado.”

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hashtagloveloses

HMMMM FIND THE DIFFERENCE CHALLENGE!!! Oh wait!!! There isn’t one!!

proffesionaldumbass-deactivated

She didn’t mean keith 😉

lesbianskunkrat

My last three brain cells during season 8

chocopvffz

Me: *literally just states why I didn’t like the season in a way that has nothing to do with ships*

Some random asshole: admit you only hate it because your ship wasn’t canon

Me:

petitlexicon

ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting there and thinking about you and how wonderful you are like. smh. say I love you to everyone that you love as often as possible bc sometimes it’s easy to forget that there are people who love you

lesbianrey

hi i’m tolkien here are my ocs. i call them Elves (not elfs!!! if you call them elfs i will block you) they look like humans but they’re tall, live forever, and have pointy ears. that’s it bye

meattunic-deactivated20171126

cs lewis: are you alright with constructive criticism? i dont want to sound mean

tolkien: no go ahead i want to hear it

cs lewis: they fucking suck

tolkien: thats not constructive criticism

lazytechsupport

cs lewis: here’s my OC, it’s jesus but he’s a lion tolkien: Furry cs lewis: blocked

blue-paladin-red-lion-deactivat

Tolkien: lamp posts don’t exist in fantasy worlds Cs Lewis: ok you know what fuck you

4setsofcorsets

CS Lewis: I could beta for you if you want. help you trim the fat on your stories

Tolkien: what do you mean

CS Lewis: I just. you describe a lot of trees. are trees that important

Tolkien: just you fucking wait. trees are SO important.

~and that day, Tolkien invented ents~

tcfkag

@urulokid

jordisstigander

CS Lewis: Not more trees.

Tolkien: This one’s based on you.

kaible-deactivated20181205

casual reminder that Lewis and Tolkein almost completely ended their friendship over Lewis having Santa make an appearance in The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe because Tolkein hated it so fucking much.