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when you find out that the book trilogy that follows the story of a depressed man growing up and learning that his life isnât going to be suddenly fixed by anything and eventually getting to a point where he is able to look forward to the future in a way he never could before got turned into a tv show in which that same characterâs journey ends in passive self-sacrificial suicide that is then romanticized on screen as he gets to watch his own funeral:Â
THISSSSSSSSSSSSS
Night of the Magicians Finale: hysterical sobbing, dark dark dark scary place
Day after the Finale: completely emotionally numb and it triggered a depressive spiral
Two days after Finale: itâs! :) fine! :) Iâm! :) fine! Im! :) angry! :) but! :) i! :) will! :) thrive! :)
Three days after Finale: there is a gaping hole in my chest and I feel a little bit like I canât breathe and Iâve been on the verge of tears all day
Iâm telling you elephants are chill motherfuckers. They fucking love being helpful. They once defended a man with heatstroke from a truck that came to rescue him. They knew he was sick, laying against a tree for shade. They were watching over him and petting him, and they threatened to charge the vehicle for coming towards him. Another person passed out, and elephants cried over her and buried her body in a traditional elephant funeral. (Piling branches on her). And were quite spooked when she got up later. And an elephant was helping workers to put logs in holes for a wall. On one hole, the elephant absolutely refused to set the log in, despite being punished and goaded. Turns out there was a sleeping dog in the hole.
There are so many good elephants stories. They will even help zookeepers wash other elephantsâ literally, a zookeeper can be like â[Name 1], please wash [Name 2]â and he will go wash that elephant correctly. Listen guys. Not only are elephants people, but theyâre largely better people than us. Iâm 10000% serious.
iâm watching an art theft documentary and theyâre interviewing this art history professor from new york who was asked to go with the fbi to authenticate a rubens that had been stolen but it was a sting operation so they had to pretend like they werenât the fbi, that they were some private buyer about to pay $3.5 million for it, and the fbi was like âthis is a VERY delicate operation because you never know how they will react to what you have to say so let the agent do all of the talking, donât say a word to anyone just nod if itâs the rubens, the last operation we did the guy in your position got shot because things went wrong in a secondâ and then it cuts to the professorâs interview and he says âi wasnât going to fly down to miami to be a part of an undercover fbi sting operation to handle what could be rubensâs aurora and just NOT say anything. i was gonna have to ad lib a littleâ and then he tells the interviewer that when he & the fbi agent got to the hotel while he was examining the painting he started lecturing the other people, first on how badly they had wrapped it, and then about like how it had been painted, the history of it, what the subject was and what she was doing, etc etc, and he was like âi hadnât taught a class on rubens in 15 years, so for me it was like being back in the classroom except my students couldnât leaveâÂ
at one point during the deal the professor turned to the woman selling it and he said âisnât this just the most beautiful rubens youâve ever seen outside of a museum?â (because the fbi had told him earlier that this piece had been stolen from a museum) and THEN he said âwhere on earth did you get it from?â and the group of people the woman had with her was like taxidermy-fox.png but the woman was like âinheritanceâ can you IMAGINE the fbi agent about to have a fucking aneurysm when this random guy youâve brought in just to nod if itâs the right painting not only starts giving an impromptu lecture but then he asks how they got it
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I get really confused when americans, when talking about universal health care are like âyeh but itâs not free sweaty :) :) you have to pay it through taxes :) so gotcha!!â
and Iâm like âŚ.???? Thatâs the whole point??? Everyone pays their fair share so that no one has to be turned away because they donât have insurance??? And no one has to set up a Fundraiser page just so that they DONT DIE???? So people donât put off going to the doctor because theyâre scared of going bankrupt?? Because healthcare is a RIGHT and should be free at the point of access?!?
âSo no one has to be turned awayâ she says hahaha go to a universal health care country and get a necessary operation in less than a few years and come back and talk shit.
Look at the cure rates compared to mortality rates in universal health care countries and compare them to ours, then talk shit.
Tear your ACL in a universal health care country and see what the people say if you should go to their hospitals or go to an American hospital, then talk shit.
I do live in a universal health care country, actually. And I HAVE had a necessary operation here myself. I broke my arm years ago - the ambulance came within 5 minutes. I was seen in A&E by a doctor within 20 minutes. And I had the operation to put my arm back in place within hours - despite my condition not being life threatening. Hmm, donât see what was so hard about that? And oh yeah, it was all free of charge.
You donât seem to understand about how it works. Firstly, operations are prioritised. If someone comes in with an emergency, such as a ruptured aorta and bleeding out - of COURSE they will get an operation STRAIGHT AWAY. Like what do you think doctors do here, twiddle their thumbs while patients die?Â
And if someone has something that is not quite an emergency, but is serious, such as a bowel cancer, they will have their surgery within 1-2 weeks of seeing a specialist. And itâs free. The poor patient who is already stressed and worried sick about their cancer, will NOT also have to worry about insurance and bills and going bankrupt.
Sure, some operations that are not quite as urgent will have waiting lists. My gran just had her cataract operation - this is something that isnât life-threatening, not causing her pain at all, but of course is still affecting her life because she couldnât see very well. She had to wait a few months, which of course in an inconvenience, but she still got her operation, and she definitely didnât have to wait years (and I have never heard of anyone waiting years for an operation, and as a med student I have talked to a LOT of patients) so I donât know where you got that from (probably some right-wing american media, I assume). And like, Iâm sure most people would rather wait a bit longer than have to pay, or not ever get their operation because they canât afford it?
And Iâm not sure what you mean by your last bit. Are you really implying that countries other than the US couldnât repair an ACL tear? Like, really? Do you think countries with universal healthcare have no resources or money? Sorry to burst your deluded bubble, but other countries can handle an ACL tear, and many other operations (even neurosurgery - shock horror!), just fine thanks. Iâve never seen a patient shipped off to America.Â
âIâve never seen a patient shipped off to Americaâ daamn, i love this post
Not to mention that in countries like Australia, there are *also* private hospitals. If you *want* to spend tens of thousands of dollars to avoid waiting, you can?
As someone who would be dead, many times over, without universal health care, GET FUCKED.
And for the record: the only private hospital in my hometown (apart from taking quick non urgent NMR because the ones in the public hospital have quite a long queue) really sucks. For every important/urgent/non-basic procedure you have to go to the public one, which is considered btw a national reference in certain departments. Years for an operation? Nop. Months, one year and a few months tops for non-necessary surgeries. Urgent and necessary? Hours.
Oh and about the talking shit thingâŚ
But sure, the US wins it over in one thing: healthcare spending!
(Source here: http://www.commonwealthfund.org/publications/issue-briefs/2015/oct/us-health-care-from-a-global-perspective )
So yeah, tell me again why should i pack my things and move right away to the US where iâd die unless iâm shitting gold like a freaking Lannister.
Reblogging because I love this reply
My favourite was that free health care would create death panels where people would judge if you were allowed to have the life saving operation that you needed.
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You guys have that there already, and itâs called fucking insurance companies.
As an American, I fully support universal healthcare, and this post only goes to strengthen that stance. Thank you for helping to educate those who have not/cannot/will not do the research on their own.
If it wasnât obvious already that I support universal healthcare, let me just support it again with charts.
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amountâŚâŚ
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
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no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking HomeâŚ..
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OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!Â
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGICÂ
I need to believe in the heart of the postâŚ
Oh? Well⌠*reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
lets see what happens lol
What the hell
Letâs see
Nada se pierda con intentar. Here we goooo!!!
Iâm so mad because this worked
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âMy English is not good. Â Spoken English is very difficult. Â But I want to study at Columbia so I am trying to improve. Â I decided to come to America because of Forrest Gump. Â Iâve watched the movie five times. Â I like Forrest very much. Â Forrest is very simple. Â He picks one thing, and he keeps going. Â When I was young, I thought Forrest was stupid. Â But now I have a different view. Â I think people are too complicated. Â They complain about everything. Â Forrest never complains. Â Forrest chooses one thing and he keeps going. Â I watched the movie last month to encourage me. Â My life is hard because people donât ever know what Iâm saying. Â But I just think of Forrest. Â Forrest figured everything out because he just kept going.â
I want Ellie to be my life coach.
Thousands gather in Manchester and across the UK to pay tributes to those who lost their lives and the families affected after a terrorist attack after an Ariana Grande concert in Manchester. Many of the victims were children, and the youngest confirmed dead was only 8 years old.
Homeless man interviewed by âITV Newsâ recounts story of bravery during Manchester attack
Look for the helpers.
#please tell me someone is gonna help this guy and the other homeless people who were so selfless#manchester bombingÂ
^^^this
Share the shit out of this. Share the ever-loving shit out of this.  The UK is facing a vote with a party that has been very vocal about fucking over the homeless.  Remind them why this policy is trash.   Raise a huge swell of sympathy.  Make it political suicide to go ahead with their plans. Â
Weirdly anti-millennial articles have scraped the bottom of the barrel so hard that they are now two feet down into the topsoil
its so wild like âthis generation with no fucking money is learning to prioritize essentialsâ and all these chucklefucks can write is advertisements for these companies
at least our jeans wonât tear at the seams after two washes
FUCK FABRIC SOFTENER ITâS UTTERLY POINTLESS
AND FUCK DRYER SHEETS LITERALLY NOBODY EVER HAS ENOUGH OF A PROBLEM WITH STATIC TO WARRANT PAYING OUT THE ASS FOR THAT SHIT
DO YOU WANT CLEAN CLOTHES? YOU DONâT EVEN NEED TO BUY FUCKING DETERGENT JUST MAKE YOUR OWN* ITâS SO GODDAMN EASY AND 80X CHEAPER
FUCK THE ENTIRE LAUNDRY INDUSTRY *Fuck The Entire Laundry Industry Recipe
1 cup Washing Soda (not Baking Soda. Different things.)
1 cup Borax (not Boric Acid. Also a different thing.)
½ cup - 1 cup grated bar soap (you can use literally anything. I often use Ivory because itâs easy to get and I find it works well, a lot of people like Fels-Naptha, which is an actual laundry bar. Some people use Dr. Bronnerâs. Really does not fucking matter.) After grating your soap, combine all ingredients. Thatâs it. Thatâs the whole thing. Use maybe a Âź cup per load.
^^^ Iâve done this for years now and it works as well as any store bought detergent
WHAT Thank you, tumblr user awfullydull! Your URL does no justice to the good advice you give!
Also you can MAKE your own washing soda very VERY cheaply.
Step one: acquire $5 bag of baking soda from Costco.
Step two: lay that motherfucking baking soda out on a baking tray.
Step three: bake the baking soda on a tray in an oven at 400° for 1 hour (to make the moisture evaporate, leaving washing soda)
Step four: revel in how easy and cheap it is to make your own washing soda, and maybe take a moment to be angry that the industry upcharges the fuck out of something that is so easy to make.
I see some of y'all complaining about static and/or wanting nice smelling laundry. Go to a craft store, find 100% wool yarn balls. If it doesnât come in a ball, ask an employee to make it into a tight ball for you. Wash in the washing machine to make it felted. Remove from washer, add a few drops of essential oil to the ball, allow to seep in. Dry with clothing. Doesnât need to be rewashed ever, and if it stops smelling, add few more drops of essential oil. Bam, reusable dryer sheets.
I love this post so much itâs filled with helpful advice, hatred, saving money, and fucking the system all in one
I make YouTube videos now. Y'all should watch this one. It's pretty fun.
Comet Jacques Cuts The Heart and Soul
