its me, hi

sam / 27 / she/her and, baby, that’s show business for you ❤️‍🔥

[jakeperalta]

not using AI genuinely feels like the rest of the world is experiencing some kind of mass amnesia. if someone says they never use it, the immediate response is that can't be true because "everyone" uses it to write their emails or answer their questions. saw a comment suggesting that not using chatgpt to write an essay is "like the 90s". girl I graduated in 2021 and we weren't doing that! how is it that everyone has suddenly forgotten that they were entirely capable of doing these things all by themselves for their entire lives up until the past few years!! am I going crazy!!!

[probuccalfat]

please don’t let heated rivalry make you think it’s okay to be a boston bruins fan

[souvenir116]

theyre haters and in it together 🤠

[allthisscienceidontunderstand]

everyone wants to know why this jays team is different and tonight we have discovered the answer. they're haters. start spreading the new bitches. da yankees lose. new york new york in the clubhouse. and that's just what's been televised.

[kevinmandolese]

[redgerines]

my favourite thing about the jays is that every single commentator beyond sportsnet keeps mentioning that the 2025 blue jays are just a ragtag bunch of no-name hooligans who were all on the brink of permanent a-ball contracts or retirement before this year. no i didn't know who half my team was at the start of spring training. yes i have all their slash lines seared into my brain now.

we ARE the power of friendship team and you WILL feel the wrath of ernie clement and nathan lukes and myles straw FEAR THE BIRDS!!!!!!

[gerardpilled]

we have all been tricked into paying hundreds of dollars per ticket to fund Gerard Way’s public fetish roleplay where he gets slapped, manhandled, and called a good boy while “brainwashed” in front of tens of thousands of people

[mysterycat-official]

Dont mcr make music

[gerardpilled]

that stuff is secondary to the fetish roleplay

[littlexdeaths]

me waiting for my local spirit halloween to open

[sawvidae]

i cannot blame cats for using their fangs to put perfect little stapler holes in cardboard bc if i had such fangs you bet your ass id be doing that too

[thisusernotfoundatthismoment]

i hope every lover girl finds her super calm gentleman who is unashamedly and insanely obsessed with her

[official-lucifers-child]

thank you osha thank you shift limits thank you mandatory breaks thank you overtime pay thank you labour laws thank you workers rights thank you unions thank you protesters thank you advocates thank you workers!!!!!!!

[sheepsheeples]

Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7

[ohcorny]

it really is crazy how quickly people were willing to just let chatgpt do everything for them. i have never even tried it. brother i don't even know if it's just a website you go to or what. i do not know where chatgpt actually lives, because i can decide my own grocery list.

[creepish]

daylight doesn’t need any saving. i do

[boasamishipper]

there has never been a character as horrendously down bad for someone as shoresy is for laura mohr. he'd take a header off the bridge of nations just to brush arms with her. he'd do a full gainer down the crack in killarney just to hold her purse. he'd tongue-kiss a toaster just to vacuum her car. he'd take his eyebrows off just for a high five from her. he'd bite into a beehive just to hose out her bins. these are all direct quotes from the show btw

[queer-as-city-folk]

Women want one thing and it's quite obvious, A large affordable interconnected North American Rail Network

[superparadise-ghost]

going into mickey 17: hehe yay Steven Yeun!!! omg im so excited to watch Robert Pattinson play a little weirdo again wahoo!!!

leaving mickey 17: We need to explode Donald Trump.