[glowing-jellyfish]

20, she/they, lesbian

mostly shitposting

math, language nerd

please talk to me I'm lonely (please)

[joeyclaire]

what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

[joeyclaire]

[maningning-deactivated20250527]

what if i *remembers that making suicide jokes is not conducive with my goal of improving the wellbeing of myself and everyone around me* transform into an oyster

[peachdoxie]

I love talking with neurotypical people about my executive dysfunction because I'm like "yeah there's this invisible wall in my head that I'm incapable of getting past no matter what I do and it stops me from doing things" and they're like what the actual fuck

Meanwhile other neurodivergents are like

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

Maladaptive deeply held belief: nobody could ever love me. Im going to die alone

Positive counterthought: maybe someone has an exceptionally rare form of mental illness that would cause them to make the grave mistake of wanting to fuck me

[capacity2]

We’re doomed oh I mean good morning. I guess

[catchymemes]

[glowing-jellyfish]

why is a fic titled something like "whispers under the moon (forever yours)" or some shit only for the first tag to be "anal fisting" 😭

[valtsv]

i love the concept of divorce lawyers. the only things in the world that have the power to undo your marriage are death itself or a special little boy with a law degree.

[valtsv]

til death or some guy do us part

[glowing-jellyfish]

i just learned that calling an eccentric old man my sweet meow meow babygirl will get me some weird looks apparently

[dear-ao3]

weird question

i am german and have heard of the show bibi und tina

i am german and have not heard of the show bibi und tina

i am not german and have heard of the show bibi und tina

i am not german and have not heard of the show bibi und tina

Voting ended onAug 2, 2023

[meowlgbt]

oi i gotcha *grabs your

my fucking

[nightmarebeforeautumn]

i’m starting to awaken…..

[glowing-jellyfish]

imagine being a grown ass man spending 43 minutes bitching about a film that is 1. extremely pink and features literal dolls 2. aimed at 12-16 year old teen girls

[writingdotcoffee]

“Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind.”

— Virginia Woolf

[hoseoch]

“what are you gonna do, cry about it?” yes . the fuck

[gildedruin]

My piece for @novaandmali ‘s Classics vol. III