Glutenspree

Professional time waster

[glutenspree]

Just woke up from the apocalypse... is there even a proper shitposting side of tumblr these days.... like this post if you’re semi alive 

[jovan]

what’s that anime with the four boys that look exactly alike why is it popular they’re ugly

[camcrox]

teenage mutant ninja turtles

[fairyshirt]

the beatles

[donxicote]

Mt. Rushmore

[thahalfrican]

[just-shower-thoughts]

How long does someone have to be dead until it’s archaeology and not grave robbing?

[toshio]

listen…i’ll probably never get over how good brotherhood’s first opening was

[memewhore]

[clairenovac]

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

[glutenspree]

my brain right now: time is running out

me: what i dont have to do anything today??

brain: time!! is!! running!! out!!

me: literally finals are over?? i dont even have any homework there’s literally nothing to do anymore

brain: ＴＩＭＥ ＩＳ ＲＵＮＮＩＮＧ ＯＵＴ ＢＩＴＣＨ ＤＯ ＳＯＭＥＴＨＩＮＧ

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[loosesealbluths]

[7mangoes]

how do y'all get into loving happy relationships? what is the cheat code y'all using???

[jazzybojangles]

Communication.

[grimwintermoon-deactivated20191]

commitment

[thighetician]

Humility

[jarjar-kinks]

“modifyrelationship YourFirstName YourLastName TargetFirstName TargetLastName 100 Romance_Main” but make sure that you have cheat codes enabled first

[foolishtrashman]

i walked two kilometers to hatch an egg and its a zubat this is why i cant be a parent i cant wait 9 months for a kid what if its a fucking zubat again

[just-shower-thoughts]

What if Kim Jong-Un is trying to unite the world by being a common threat while heroically sacrificing himself?

[mixedgf]

i hate when adults make fun of u and ask if u bought ur jeans with all the holes in them…. why don’t u go fix the holes in our economy robert

[weloveshortvideos]

[shouldnt]

When ur writing an essay for a test and the teacher says u have 3 minutes left 

[milf-zone]

Bernie is losing momentum due to less and less young voter turn out. Nevada would have been ours but the young voter turn out was very low. I hope people actually go out and vote rather than just offering social media support. This is such a pivotal moment in American politics that it would be a huge disservice to the world to not go out and vote in the primary.

[snorlaxatives]