whoa

my name is hannah & i'm

[snazzywitchcraft]

Me, walking into a spiritual shop: “rOcKs??”

Shop owner: “Yes, we sell crystals”

Me, excitedly: “ROCKS?!!”

[lotad]

[aintnosuchthingastoothick]

[catchymemes]

[loafed-beans-deactivated2020082]

[soft awoo]

[strix-avis]

context:

[billhader]

when any man over 45 gives me vaguely positive feedback

[swampcrystal]

Travelling, swallowing Dramamine

Feeling spaced, breathing out Listerine

I’d said what I’d said, that I’d tell you

Look at your face like you’re killed in a dream

And you think you’ve figured out everything

I think I know my geography pretty damn well

You say what you need so you’ll get more

If you could just milk it for everything

I’ve said what I said, and you know what I mean

But I still can’t focus on anything

• Modest mouse

[memescomedy]

[taquito]

any body free tonight, i wanna check out the bottom of the ocean but not alone

[wizardjpeg]

spoonfeed me my kid cuisine meal or i will say the f word

[officialunitedstates]

the difference between homeschoolers and publicschoolers

publicschoolers: ready for this text post, not fearful at all

homeschoolers: already worried for the possibility of an upcoming roast

[vigilantejustice]

please watch this two second clip from santa clarita diet

[margesimpsoncosplayer]

mah shErbet.,, mah sp ᵒᵒⁿ

[gif87a-com]

Framerate synced with a bird’s wings

[espressobean]

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.

[tiktoksithinkarefunny]

So a guy requested someone start beef with him because he was feeling left out, so I made this.

[sadnegro]

savage

[goldnpoc]

Omfg

[daveocean]

me

[porterr-robinson]