[ghettowarmachine-deactivated201]

open rp

boy am i hungry for a krabby patty

[hotelmario]

[ghettowarmachine-deactivated201]

[pisboy]

does anyone have the gamer dance gif because i need it

[hollowtones]

This? 

[pisboy]

Hmm…………….. not quite. try again

[hollowtones]

Only gif I got, boss.

[throwingmuses]

[fruitchouli]

well she’s still ugly.

[fruitchouli]

i’m sorry i said that to u Dusty i was having a bad day and was jealous of just how radiant and alive u are. hope u can accept my apology

[grimeclown]

 “hi welcome to mcdonalds what can i get for you?”

“yeah can i get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?”

“absolutely, do you want the meal or just the sandwich?’

“uuuuuh hold on”

*fishes something out of my pocket*

“mikey what do i do?”

“get the fries. youll need the energy in the coming days”

*stuffs it back in my pocket*

“uhh yes please  the meal would be great”

[texcritterspizzajamboree]

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hey-homeboy]

someone check on her

[ants-on-a-logarithm]

she seems alright

[marisatomay]

mood

[sizvideos]

[tunte]

Why

[loremerchant]

This is demonstrating why you absolutely do not pour water on a grease fire.

[tha-spaso-koupes]

holy shit

[justalifelongphase]

Okaaaay. If any of you actually have a grease fire in the kitchen put the lid on the pan. It will suffocate the flames. Don’t pour water on it, and don’t freak out. Cook safely!

[gician]

Or throw flour on it to smother it.

[birdpapi-deactivated20171121]

/quick safety announcement

[nijuukoo]

NO, DO NOT USE FLOUR, DO NOT USE FLOUR TO SMOTHER A FIRE.

YOU HAVE TO USE BAKING SODA.

Throwing flour into a fire can cause it to combust and make the fire worse because FLOUR/SUGAR IS FLAMMABLE. One cup of flour into a grease fire can have the explosive force of dynamite.

The reason you use baking soda is that it releases carbon dioxide when heated, and CO2 is a fire suppressant.

[kiokushitakaa]

REBLOGGING FOR LAST COMMENT TO SAVE LIVES

[nellipusen]

can we talk about how this is from a tv-show called “do not try this at home” where they tested all sort of stuff you’re not supposed to do, but they only got four episodes because after this experiment they burned the house they were filming in to the ground.

[miiriya]

[ahsunay]

LET THEM KNOW!!! LET LIL BOYS KNOW.

[bill-nye-official-blog]

Barbie

Life in the Dreamhouse fucking Slaps

[theherocomplex]

I’M YELLING

[dictacontrion]

the best twitter exchange of the week has an update: 

[argumate]

as god is her witness she will get you laid and comprehensive healthcare

[cipheramnesia]

The future liberals want.

[borderlioness-deactivated201502]

|￣￣￣￣￣￣ ￣￣ ￣￣￣￣| |      Krusty Krab Unfair  

|     Mr. Krabs is in there

| Standing at the concession

|  Plotting his oppression |＿＿＿＿＿＿＿＿ ＿ ＿＿＿| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / 　 づ”

[stitchdoesnotglitch-blog]

I needed this on my blog.

[wadey-wilson]

[raygender]

[catsbeaversandducks]

[sixthrock]

Wait is this the same cat from that “my cat always looks like she just found out her husband died at sea” tweet??

IT IS

[hayley566]

She’s a sensitive soul

[traumaticchild]

*bottles up emotions* this coping shits easy

[slimetony]

Every person who likes and reblogs this post will be enrolled in witness protection

[slimetony]

[brndnslvra]

this is mad funny lmaooo

[gurl-blunt]

Not with that attitude you can’t

[supahighposts]

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

brain: u wanna be sad for no reason?

me: ……no

brain: did i hear a yes? can i get a yes???

[faggottt]

Never related with myself so hard lol

[iamdeeobsession]

Imagine being a makeup artist with shaky hands 😪

[faggottt]

My dreams of being a beauty guru are shattered 🤷🏽‍♀️💔

[chasingpavementsxx]

when someone asks you to take a group/fam photo but you have benign essential tremors and you know damn well the photo is gonna come out blurry 🥴

[faggottt]

OMG TAKING GROUP PICS IS THE WORST