Procrastinator Extraordinaire!

Natalie or gnatmarie. She/her. Over 18. Content may be for mature audiences, view at your own risk. Feel free to ask me questions in English! I can also understand some Japanese and Spanish (but I'm out of practice).

[adampvrrish]

king arthur was supposed to rise when the worlds need was greatest so. wakey wakey! someone knock on his tomb or something

[annalyticall]

I’m late to the Mob Psycho 100 party but I’ve always made at least one of these text post memes for every fandom I’ve been in and that’s not about to change

[anya-chalotra]

ALONG CAME THIS SONG...

[domirine]

i had the pleasure of drawing eskel getting some much needed rest for the lovely @theashenphoenix ! proud of how this came out and that i had the patience to pimp out all the tiny details - which turns out is something i really enjoy (•̀ᴗ•́)و

commission info here!

[consultingskeletondetective]

question: does joey batey know shirt buttons exist?

[animuprince]

Greg the horse. Reblog if you agree

[disturbedbutgorgeous]

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Roach doesn't like Jaskier's new mount at all....

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Please reblog! I know you want your friends to see it 😜

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Tagging @rosedropper because they wanted to see if anyone drew Greg 😅Thank you for posting the vid to Tumblr!

[amazingdevilfanpage]

The Amazing Devil performing live, August 2015 (x)

[blackness-by-your-side]

The sign of high quality is the fact the book was banned by the government. Trash literature NEVER EVER had any troubles with the law.

[cuntybearjamboree]

FARENHEIT 451 IS ON THE BANNED BOOKS LIST??? IT’S LITERALLY ABOUT THE SOCIETAL DANGERS OF BANNING/OUTLAWING/BURNING BOOKS ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[dancing-coyote]

That’s the reason it’s on the bloody list.

BECAUSE IT’S ABOUT HOW BANNING AND BURNING BOOKS IS WRONG.

[unlimitedgamesbutnogames]

HERE’S ALL THE PDF VERSIONS I COULD FIND SINCE WE’RE ALL IN QUARANTINE AND WE CAN’T PHYSICALLY GET THE BOOKS WE DON’T HAVE

The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn

The Autobiography of Malcolm X

Beloved

Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee (this was the only free version I could find, and it’s a downloadable thing, so do so with caution)

The Call of the Wild

Catch-22 (it was either this version or one where the entire thing was in comic sans font)

The Catcher in the Rye

Fahrenheit 451

For Whom the Bell Tolls

Gone With the Wind

The Grapes of Wrath

The Great Gatsby

Howl

In Cold Blood

Invisible Man

The Jungle (personally I don’t like this formatting, but the site doesn’t look sketchy so…) - there’s also this which is the proper book format in a pdf, but it’s directly photocopied so it might be hard to read some of the print

Leaves of Grass

Moby Dick

Native Son

Our Bodies, Ourselves (we learned about this one in APUSH!)

The Red Badge of Courage

The Scarlet Letter

COULD NOT FIND Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (the ebook is 47 fucking dollars??? and i can’t even find sketchy websites that’ll let me download a pdf. if anyone manages to find a link, lmk please)

Stranger in a Strange Land

A Streetcar Named Desire

Their Eyes Were Watching God

To Kill a Mockingbird

Uncle Tom’s Cabin

Where the Wild Things Are (this is a slideshow!!!! how fun)

COULD NOT FIND The Words of Cesar Chavez (however I did manage to download the first 71 pages of the book from EBSCO and I put it here but I couldn’t get the rest. sorry y’all)

[emeraldscholar]

rebloggan 4 links

[shaiiloo]

[margaritalaux-antille]

Yennefer Appreciation Week

Day 3: Magic

[indipindy16]

aizawa becomes a cat, his family refuses to take it seriously (and it’s very cute)

[thatisaduckmissbennet]

Sophie : “No I’m not crying. YOU’RE crying.”

NO SOPHIE. WE’RE ALL FUCKING CRYING 😂🥰🥰

[ccminp]

Operation to make ‘Eri smile happily’ ft. soft Bakugou 

Eri said that she doesn’t remember how to smile ;;;; She even ask Mirio and Midoriya how to smile again ;;;

Read from right to left– And I really don’t know Eri-chan’s colour yet– so yeah ;;;

[deafmic]

would you write about that prompt u rb'd a while ago bout dadzawa being nurturing and caring to eri and hitoshi.

i dunno what prompt that was but i wrote a family au thing for this with eri, shinsou, and todoroki and aizawa being nurturing to them

Title: Inevitable

Summary: The flu makes it around the Aizawa-Yamada household (warning for a few mentions of throwing up)

Word count: 3,000+

On Tuesday, Eri started sneezing.

Hitoshi and Shouto didn’t seem to think much of itat first, but Shouta noticed and he shared a glance with Hizashi, raising aneyebrow in a question he didn’t dare voice, out of the fear that saying itwould make it true.

When Eri started getting red and complaining ofbeing hot, Hitoshi came to Shouta and told him about it, worrying thatsomething was happening with her quirk and deciding, correctly, that getting Shoutawas the best option. Upon inspection, though, Shouta discovered that his ownfears from earlier had been true—while Eri wasn’t losing control and wasplaying with a dollhouse with Shouto and Hitoshi like normal, the horn on herforehead a normal size and the Present Mic action figure in her hand remaining undoubtedlyintact, she was hot to the touch, redin the face, and fussy. Which meant one thing.

Eri wasn’t losing control of her quirk.

She was sick.

“She has the flu,” Shouta told Hitoshi when he wentback downstairs, Hitoshi trailing Shouta to the bathroom, where Shouta and Hizashikept the medication. Hitoshi hung in the doorway, clearly trying to keep theconcern off of his face. Shouta just sighed as he sorted through the bin ofchild allergy and cold medication, looking for something suitable for Eri. They’drecently moved to a bigger house where all the kids could have their own roomsand Shouta swore up and down that they’d bought something that they could givefour year-old Eri, but now he wasn’t so sure. “It’s nothing more. She’s justsick. The worst thing that’s going to happen is that the rest of us are goingto get it.”

Shouta paused for a moment, frowning. Unfortunately,that was probably what was going to happen.

Keep reading

[gallusrostromegalus]

JESUS TEA

So it’s Flu Season again, and this recipe for Tea To Fix What Ails You was given to me by a Christian friend, and I’ve taken to calling it JESUS TEA due to it’s miraculous properties.  Even though it, technically, contains no tea.  This tea is as caffinie-free as anything processed in a US plant can get, but be sure to check the provenance and all ingredients in case of allergies.

You will Need:

A Bigass Pot, becuase this is something you make in large quantities

working stovetop

those lil cloth sachets you use for wassail/empty teabags/those lil reuseable loose-leaf tea steepers.

Recipe:

about a quart of water

1 cup apple cider

about half a lemon’s worth of juice

a shitwhack of honey- try to get as local as possible and generally the less-processed the better if you want to build a resistance to local allergens. If you have allergy concerns or don’t like the taste of honey, go ahead and use more processed stuff/another sweetener instead.

three tablespoons/three bags chamomile tea

three tablespoons/three bags rooibos tea

teaspoon crushed cloves

1 cinnamon stick (more if you like it spicier)

¼ tsp nutmeg

1/8 tsp cayenne or white pepper

Bring water to a simmer in the pot.  Add the chamomile, rooibos and spices to steep about 4-5 minutes or longer if you like tea-flavored tar which given you have the flu you probably do.  Add Cider, Lemon Juice and Honey until dissolved.  Drink all of this in the course of an hour to stay hydrated, make more pots as needed or until you pass out. 

FOR MAXIMUM EFFECTIVENESS: gargle warm salt water first for as long as you can, it’ll break up the mucus in your throat and soothe the soreness.

[snowfox102]

This stuff is hecking delicious, and my dad claims it cured his cold. I’ve taken to drinking it just because it tastes good! Thank you for sharing! :D I also found that you can freeze this stuff in convenient single serving sizes, ready to be heated in the microwave when you don’t have enough spoons to make it fresh. Granted fresh is usually best for most food and drinks, but it’s still good.

I also calculated a single serving version, which I’m putting here in case anyone wants to make it that way:

1 cup hot water

¼ cup apple cider (or more, I prefer 1/3 cup)

1 tbsp honey (or more, to taste)

a dash of lemon juice

½ tsp spice mixture

1 ½ tbsp tea mixture

Mix the spices together in one container, and mix the two kinds of tea together in another. Measure out of these the above amounts. (Don’t try to store the two things together, the spices will sink to the bottom and you won’t get the right measurements.)

Use a tea infuser/tea bag/cheesecloth/whatever to keep the herb bits from floating off into your drink. Steep for the usual 4-5 minutes, then add the cider, honey, and lemon.

Side note: ground cloves is cheaper for me so I use ½ tsp of that instead of 1 of whole. I also like cinnamon a lot so I use ¼ tsp ground cinnamon instead of a stick (also sticks are really expensive here). If you use a stick, break it into little pieces. The downside of ground cinnamon is that it kind of congeals if you don’t stir it periodically, so keep a spoon handy as you drink.

[gallusrostromegalus]

Since people have been asking for this (I guess the flu/common cold is going around agian), have it again, NOW WITH SINGLE SERVING SIZE, THANK YOU @snowfox102  for doing the math for me!

[notbrianna]

Is it possible to substitute the chamomile for something else?

[gallusrostromegalus]

Pretty much any herbal tea but mint will work?  Rose hip’s good, or you can just double the rooibos. You can even put in black or green tea.  I don’t becuase those both have caffiene and I want to be awake as little as possible when I’m sick.  

[jedijosephine]

What the absolute fuck is a shitwack of honey?

[gallusrostromegalus]

Once tea tarts cooling down*  start adding honey. Keep adding honey.   Your significant other or parents will notice and ask “Isn’t that enough honey?” “No.”  You rasp, throat raw. “I need the magic bug juice too heal me.” “I think we should check your fever again.” they say. “When I’m fucking done.”  You rasp, sounding like gollum with a four-packs-a-day habit.   Eventually, there will be enough.

that, is a “Shitwhack”

*boiling honey gets rid of 90% of it’s goodness, so let the tea cool down to drinking temp before adding honey.

[locusimperium]

[swan-archive]

locusimperium:

A few years ago, when I was living in the housing co-op and looking for a quick cookie recipe, I came across a blog post for something called “Norwegian Christmas butter squares.” I’d never found anything like it before: it created rich, buttery and chewy cookies, like a vastly superior version of the holiday sugar cookies I’d eaten growing up. About a year ago I went looking for the recipe again, and failed to find it. The blog had been taken down, and it sent me into momentary panic. 

Luckily, I remembered enough to find it on the Wayback Machine, and quickly copied it into a file that I’ve saved ever since. I probably make these cookies about once a month, and they last about five days around my voracious husband - they’re fantastic with a cup of bitter coffee or tea. I’m skeptical that there is something distinctively Norwegian about these cookies, but they do seem like the perfect thing to eat on a cold day. 

Norwegian Christmas Butter Squares

1 cup unsalted butter, softened

1 egg 1 cup sugar 2 cups flour 1 tsp vanilla ½ tsp salt Turbinado/ Raw Sugar for dusting

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Chill a 9x13″ baking pan in the freezer. Do not grease the pan.

Using a mixer, blend the butter, egg, sugar, and salt together until it is creamy.  Add the flour and vanilla and mix using your hands until the mixture holds together in large clumps. If it seems overly soft, add a little extra flour. 

Using your hands, press the dough out onto the chilled and ungreased baking sheet until it is even and ¼ inch thick.  Dust the top of the cookies evenly with raw sugar.

Bake at 400 degrees until the edges turn a golden brown, about 12-15 minutes. Remove from the oven. Let cool for about five minutes before cutting the cooked dough into squares. Remove the squares from the warm pan using a spatula.

[brawltogethernow]

So I tried this recipe.

And it is GREAT.

It basically makes the platonic ideal of commercial sugar cookies, only in bar form. When I give them to people (which I do a lot, because this is one of those simple recipes where the results seem very impressive), I just tell them they’re sugar cookie bars.

[davetheshady]

Life hack: add white chocolate chips and sea salt

[jeza-red]

it’s fat, salt and sugar, of course it’s good:D

[jeza-red]

holy shit i wonder if i can make it with almond meal instead of flour O__O