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hi I'm Gnegon Galek and welcome to the steady collapse of presumed reality [may contain traces of horse] // the Jazz Jackrabbit fandom uncle //@twogamesjoined for music alt page // 37 he/him cishet slav

[gnegon-g]

Castle + Damn Ultimate (aka Demon Dash ep1 demo #3)

The new demo is here! Make sure you have an up-to-date version of JJ2+ installed, and then you can go to the Home Cooked Levels list and look up CastUltEx1 to play it!

It's actually been available for a whole day now, but I held off on posting here until I was certain there were no serious bugs. Sure enough, despite numerous tests ran by several people, after clearing out like 50 bugs pre-release, there were still some findings after it went live... So you guys can now be sure this demo is already done with its trial by fire.

I'll get into some design detail later, for now I'll hold off my comments so I don't spoil the fun for anyone. Good luck getting through (especially if you try to play on turbo difficulty - it's absolutely bonkers here), finding all the secrets, or getting the best completion ratings!

[kriosv]

[pixelskylines]

Sonic Advance 3 (Game Boy Advance) (2004)

[neemso]

I think it'd be funny if the only solution for the whole miscommunication about Lori being either Jazz and Spaz's long lost sister or Spaz's original concept to be his girlfriend, is to actually make her beta design for the vanilla Jazz 2 and her playable Jazz 2 to be completely different characters instead of being just one person

I'd think it'd be funny if they accidentally get mistaken once for one another because they look like each other and they tell you they don't even look similar

[gnegon-g]

my headcanon is the outro girl wore purple and dyed her fur so she'd be more like Lori cuz she thinks Lori's super cool

[gothinkdexign]

I've been wanting to draw some Imperial villains for a while, but I just could not think of a way to draw them as imposing and evil that hadn't been done a million times before. So I decided to knock them down a few notches instead.

[gnegon-g]

Megan Man

[etheringtonbrothers]

The 1,000th How to THINK When You Draw tutorial!!! ONE THOUSAND!!!!!! Phew! What a journey to get here! a GIANT thank you to everyone who's supported and shared through through the previous 999 tutorials, your support is the whole reason we've reached this amazing landmark! HUGE CHEERS!

Lorenzo!

[gnegon-g]

DUKE!!! I'M TELLING MOM!!!!!!!!!

[vampirefutanari]

people will want huge tits but hate fat girls. thats like loving oranges and hating orange trees. fuck you.

[peachybats]

“Bummer... Willy says we have to stay on the beach... And I brought my sword and everything...”

[cerastes]

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

[cerastes]

This sux00rz…

[onion-souls]

Sorry, Millennials, but recent paleontologist findings and hyolaryngeal apparatus reconstructions no longer support the hypothesis that "rawr" means "I love you" in dinosaur.

[onion-souls]

I made you a bibliography but I eated it :(

[gnegon-g]

reminder that I didn't abandon Demon Dash, I'm just rushing to prepare as much merch stuff as possible for the Summer season in hopes that I finally earn more than I spend. me and my parents are really sick of being stuck with each other

[gnegon-g]

well yes, he bites, but that's just how he shows affection

[thes-hitoverlord]

art by Goo

[luukeskywalker]

canderous ordo has been dead for four thousand slutty slutty years

[padmestrilogy]

fuck you. leia eyeball laser beam