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reminding everyone to wear sunscreen because the sun is a deadly laser: 😁😊

having to spend 10 minutes slathering yourself in grease just to safely be outside in the sun for 20 minutes. because the sun is a deadly laser: 😐👎

bbcsherlock

Woodstock's birdhouse

loveridden1999

muppetshow2026

i genuinely feel like im being edged

tasteslikesalt

undeadhousewife

a-large-pillar-of-salt

pmamtraveller

“Canarina’s Gaze” by René Lalique, 1928.

achillesinhighheels

ozempicofficial

softclitoris

andhumanslovedstories

This is the greatest progression of events I have ever read, where’s my historical gay romance novel about this

ariaste

KING JAMES, CAN YOU CHILL?

cornchipz-revival

Local King Cannot Stop Promoting His Boyfriend

ruby--wednesday

where’s the lush period drama about this series of events?

hotidiotsoup

fun thing about king James, this guy was fairly public about his bf (more public than what was acceptable). He threw lots of extravagant parties with his man on his arm. It pissed off the church obviously so to get them off his back, he’s the one that ordered the third translation of the Bible from Hebrew to English (the King James Version aka the Authorized Version) so the Bible every hot blooded all American Christian reads today was literally just written so a very gay king could fuck his boyfriend in peace.

bemusedlybespectacled

oh my god this is hilarious

“guys, guys. I know this looks kinda gay, and i promise i have a good explanation for all this, but have you considered… that jesus… is also gay? checkmate, heteros.”