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neogohann

mydollyaviana

captainamerica-inmiddleearth

If you listen to the end of tangled…. Rapunzel and Eugene didnt get married until several years later

jimkirksbutt

same with Aladdin and jasmine!

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And Belle was trapped in that castle for months with Beast; I’m pretty sure at least a year.

genderneutralqueer

Also Tiana and her prince were together as frogs for an indeterminate length of time before they married.

randomguy2015

Tumblr gets schooled by the Disney fandom

smoltwnwitch

Also let’s not forget Aurora was betrothed (which uhh, was a thing and some places still is).

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Cinderella had to be locked in her home away from her prince whilst she knew he was looking for her.

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I love how no one is trying to defend Ariel and Snow.

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When Ariel was permanently turned back into a human by her father, we don’t know how much time passed between that day and their wedding.

Snow was under the sleeping curse for at least half a year. Remember the lovely commentary animated films used to do? At the end of the film, it states, “The Prince, who had searched far and wide, heard of the maiden who slept in the glass coffin.” Additionally, it shows changes in season. And finally we don’t even see a marriage between The Prince and Snow.

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I love this fandom

partofdisneysworld

🙌👏

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So really, Anna is the only princess who tries to marry a prince right away

misspookamonga-deactivated20190

I am so proud of everyone who commented on this

helsaguy

This post is priceless. Way to go, Disnerds!

jennytrout

And wait, WTF. Why are the princesses the targets of derision here? Prince Phillip was ready to marry Aurora after just running into her in the forest. And then he risked his life and fought a dragon. He didn’t even know her real name, he thought she was some random peasant from the woods and he was ready to walk away from his kingdom. Why isn’t he on trial here?

Prince Charming, same thing. He’d met Snow White before, but he didn’t know she was the maiden he was looking for. He literally heard about some dead girl in the woods and was like, “I must have her for my bride.” We’re going to blame that on Snow White? She was unconscious. And aside from singing one song about him, she was kind of wrapped up in her own thing with her dwarf friends.

Jasmine didn’t even want to get married at all for like 90% of the movie. Aladdin pursued her, going so far as to completely overhaul his image to impress her.

Cinderella didn’t ever say she wanted to get married, either. Her Prince dancd with her once, then tracked her down by her shoe size. Again, he was the one who wanted to get married. She kind of just went back to her regular life with a bittersweet memory.

WTF is up with blaming princesses for the princes’ bad judgment?

musicalhell

And sure, we don’t see Anita and Roger dating, but there’s no reason to believe that they didn’t. The movie isn’t going to waste a third of its running time developing a relationship for two secondary characters (remember, it’s the dogs’ story first) when all we need to know is “they met, and some time later they got married.”

escapekit

The Hidden Flag

Six activists from six different countries gathered together to send a political message to Russia and the rest of the world. Called The Hidden Flag, each person wore the jersey of their native country—Spain, Holland, Brazil, Mexico, Argentina, and Colombia—and lined up in the same colour formation as the LGBTQ symbol.

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shadowbenny

Also, according to the creator, she’s a little girl and not a cat..

http://people.com/celebrity/hello-kitty-is-not-a-cat/

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grouchythefish

“I was corrected – very firmly,” Yano said. “That’s one correction Sanrio made for my script for the show. Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it’s called Charmmy Kitty.”

“ Her full name is Kitty White and she is a Scorpio who adores apple pie.” “She’s a perpetual third-grader. She lives outside of London.” “She has a twin sister,”

I am shocked rn. I never Knew Hello Kitty went this deep

ruinedchildhood

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Nope I’m not havin it she is a cat

2000ish

Hello Kitty is a Cat

dalaminaubis

Hello Kitty is a furry.

sigh.

trashkingpit

This needs more notes ._.

thelaststarbunny

Here I am reblogging this from myself because I think everyone who breathes needs to see it and MAKE IT STOP.

arr-jim-lad

jessie from pokemon is such an upsetting character bc her life has been a failure since the very beginning

she is a broken person

unlike for james, who could quit at any time and return to a comfortable life, for jessie, team rocket is everything she has.

she lived in poverty, with a mother who was a criminal, and they were so poor they ate snow

her mother disappeared, looking for mew. there was never a mention of jessie having a father

she wanted to be an actress, and decided to take that route instead of going with a boy she loved, but she ended up losing both as her audition didn’t go through

she wanted to be a nurse, but failed

and now she keeps failing trying to catch that god damned pikachu

as much as i like dawn i almost want jessie to win all the ribbons because she fucking deserves to be happy and she deserves those victories and she deserves a friend like james

*wipes a tear* u go girl

musashi

this post is good except for one tiny detail, and that’s that james cannot just “quit at any time and return to a comfortable life”

james’ family has riches and luxury, yes, but his parents are neglectful & uncaring and have engaged him to an abuser. they refuse to let him live in the lap of luxury unless he marries her and spends his whole life miserable.

everything about jessie and james is, from where i’m standing, intended to be opposite. james is a soft-spoken boy from a family that knows wealth but not love. jessie is a headstrong and outspoken girl from a family that knows love but is dirt poor.

the thing they have in common is that neither of them found happiness until they found each other (and meowth, of course) i know this post is about jessie, and trust me–she fucking deserves it–but you can praise her like the queen she is without making it sound like her partner has it easy. neither of them could live the lives that were handed to them with a smile on their face, and they’re both amazingly strong people for continuing to work hard every day, even if it is as antagonists.