deadline gemini

24 | she/her | ramona is an actual goat who somehow learned how to operate a computer

[hydro-homies]

It’s different

[whitepeopletwitter]

[strangehorse]

broke: using ‘boys will be boys’ to defend abusive and predatory behaviour

woke: using ‘boys will be boys’ to describe boys and men doing jackass-style stuff for fun

[strangehorse]

‘of course he’s teasing her, boys will be boys!’: bad, hate that

‘we got bored so we decided to tie a roman candle to a drone and have it chase us’: outstandingly good

[bunabi]

you’re a monster but its in your nature 🦆

[mellifexfarm]

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[mellifexfarm]

time to make a fucking POST babes

[ok-dingo]

Concept: A sequel to Spaceballs, with the entire movie being a parody of beloved franchises from the 80s being brought back for the sole purpose of making money

[jooshthepunished-deactivated202]

Y-… You mean…

[ok-dingo]

yes

[wilwheaton]

[rodrickheffeley]

climate strike 2019

[actualcandyforducks]

Future is in good hands

[illissos]

not to be controversial but i literally don’t care about fancy career goals all i want for myself is peace like i have no desire to be a lawyer or an esteemed intellectual please just give me a beautiful garden and lots of animals and plenty of paint and i’ll happily work at pets at home or cafe nero 

[tellmetofeel]

there’s really nothing worse than people asking me ‘so what have you been doing?’ because I either have been doing things I don’t wanna tell you about or I have been doing absolutely nothing

[omfgshishi]

I don’t want people to stop asking me this but oh god this feels so familiar

[catasters]

[princesstigerbelle]

What kind of bird is this

[naamahdarling]

The kind with several other birds inside it.

[joematar]

a mother! how wonderful

[goatcat]

@omfgshishi

[faehaseul]

“i’m sad i wasn’t born in the era of -” bitch do it! if you like love letters, write them! if you like poodle skirts, wear them! society is imploding as we watch on in abject horror! do whatever you want!

[tariqah]

Time to buy a guillotine

[teenscoolest]

[slowspinningredemption]

throwback to the time I worked in retail and got fired because I had the audacity to get robbed and during my disciplinary hearing they kept referring to my assailant as “the customer” and I finally snapped and asked what, the pray tell fuck, he purchased

[return-of-the-french]

Hahaha lynch corporates

[30-minute-memes]

Wanted: Orange Cat

[theatsymbol-deactivated20210220]

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.thisisinsider.com/garfield-cat-dinner-party-2018-8

A woman successfully borrowed an orange cat for a Garfield-themed dinner party for her kids, and should really win 'Mom of the Year'

Clara Edwards, a mother of two in Oklahoma, crowdsourced an orange cat to borrow for a Garfield-themed lasagna dinner party for her kids. He

[hurricane-overseas]

This is the cutest thing I’ve ever seen

[mystolenlullabies]

This is so pure

[threelisabeth-deactivated201803]

so sorry for my delayed response to this email, i have been very swamped being a confused and frightened idiot who can’t do basic life tasks like respond to her emails