Freedoooom! (Or: 6000 years of catching up done in a single sitting)
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Freedoooom! (Or: 6000 years of catching up done in a single sitting)
(this is very long I’m sorry ekldds)
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Because I’ve lost control of my life
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IVE ONLY HEARD WHISPERS OF THIS POST
Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder!
Ok but the subplot where Aragorn becomes the protagonist of a Horse Girl Movie™ is one of my FAVORITE things to come out of the Two Towers.
In the stables of Rohan, there is an unruly horse named Brego. This horse is so wild that even the horse-masters of Rohan can’t tame him. He’s just a lost cause, they say. “There’s nothing you can do– leave him,” they say.
BUT THEN ARAGORN COMES IN. And like the heroine of a Horse Movie™ he’s all: “You just don’t UNDERSTAND the horse! The horse is wild and rebellious and free– like me!”
Aragorn begins gently talking to the horse, first in Rohirric, then in Elvish. He calms him down and asks him what’s wrong.
You could easily draw a parallel between Aragorn and Brego’s “rebelliousness.” To Theoden, Aragorn was acting overly unruly and difficult. “When last I looked, Theoden, not Aragorn, was King of Rohan.” Then Brego acts unruly and difficult – and Aragorn’s like “the people of Rohan just don’t understand you!!!!!!”
And then Eowyn explains that Brego used to belong to Theodred.
Suddenly Brego’s unruliness IS completely understandable— his master was killed in battle. He’s a horse with a Tragic Backstory.
“Your name is kingly,” Aragorn tells the horse. Aragorn is also a king. Aragorn is projecting.
Now that she’s explained the horse’s tragic backstory, Eowyn tries to get Aragorn to open up about his own Tragic Backstory™. (”I have heard of the magic of elves, but I did not look for it in a Ranger from the north….?”) She fails. Aragorn is briefly like “yup I was raised by elves,” does not elaborate, and then peaces out.
But as he leaves Aragorn dramatically says: “turn this fellow free; he has seen enough of war.”
And Eowyn is forced to wonder whether Aragorn is talking about the horse….or about himself….
Then Aragorn has a Near-Death-Experience, but Arwen’s elven-magic (just roll with it) saves him. And the horse who comes to carry him to safety is none other than Brego.
It’s Brego, repaying the kindness and understanding Aragorn showed him earlier in the film!
Aragorn set Brego free, and in return Brego saves Aragorn’s life!
Because they UNDERSTAND each other, as fellow free spirits who “have seen too much of war.” Both of them are KINGLY but also WILD, they’ve lived through too much and lost people they cared about, and their strong wills cannot be tamed by anyone in Rohan!
It’s beautiful. Aragorn canonically has Disney-Princess-level animal friendship powers.
When they arrive at Helm’s Deep, Aragorn smiles and earnestly says in Elvish: “thank you Brego, my friend.” And we know that Brego understands….
Literally every time I watch this subplot I think of that one tumblr post on the plot of Every Horse Movie
Hey but like don’t forget the part where Viggo Mortensen bonded so much with his main horse during the filming that he bought him and took him home with him.
Yeah!!! A lot of people have been pointing this out, I should’ve mentioned it. A real life Horse Girl Movie was happening behind the scenes.
Aragorn the Weird Horse Girl: Based on True Events
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if my beautiful space girlfriend told me she loved me i'd just simply say i love you back
rip to the tenth doctor but i'm different.
that supergirl lesbian kiss where the girls look like they are going to quit after that take is the polar opposite of the scene in brokeback where alma sees jack and ennis making out and heath ledger almost broke jake gyllenhaals nose
the binary
#someone said ‘the supergirl kiss looks like when michael kissed oscar on the office’ and it does and i’m screaming
this is literally the same gif
I fucking choked
Hollywood cast queer folks to play queer characters challenge. And cast POC to play POC
This last point is absolutely true.
HOWEVER.
Having been in high school when Brokeback Mountain came out, I can tell you Heath and Jake took A LOT of heat for many of the scenes in it (including this one), because they WEREN’T all awkward and afraid to touch each other. They both went in with the attitude of “we’ve been hired to portray a relationship, and we’re going to do that.” I lost count of the number of times they were asked if it was weird/different to kiss another man. I think it was Jake who made the most confused face ever at the camera and kind of went “….no…..? A kiss is a kiss?” The speculation on their sexualities ran RAMPANT—at the same time that Heath started dating Michelle Williams (who played his wife, in the most positive-but-ironic turn of events ever). They literally were basically not allowed to say “queer people are people, and you don’t have to be queer to see that queer people can love and cherish each other emotionally and physically.” They did their best to do that, working against a mass media that was going “look, it’s a story about TWO MEN!! And they HAVE SEX!!! HOW FREAKY!!!”
So while I agree that in 2019 we should be aspiring to cast queer actors to play queer roles, please recognize that the fact we can aspire to that now is partly because of what two straight actors did fifteen years ago, when they decided they weren’t going to be afraid to risk breaking each other’s faces in a show of passion and longing.
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I found a company called “Frantic Meerkat” who makes journals whose sole purpose is to call me out
This is by the Mincing Mockingbird guy (of “I’d sell you to satan for one corn chip” and “The risk I took was calculated, but man, am I bad at math” fame) and you can buy them here
https://www.mincingmockingbird.com/collections/frantic-meerkat
I….I need all of them
This speaks to me on a fucking spiritual level.
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@ckyking The last one reminded me of you
i am in this picture and i *dont like it*
I found my favorite ones
i was trying to compress this gif to make it a discord emoji but. this happened
dance fucker dance
I’ve yet to watch the Young Pope but I saw those screenshots and my hands slipped
I made something
stop calling every piece of fabric with a plaid pattern “flannel”
flannel is a soft, warm cotton. it has nothing to do with what pattern is on the cloth
I see there’s drama in the plaid fandom
im a lesbian
So am i and i say every plaid is flannel! You can’t change my mind! See that plaid blanket over there?? That’s flannel. The latitude and longitude grid on world maps? That’s a nice flannel you got there buddy
hey are you free this saturday night. id like to meet up and have a passionate discussion with you
i can’t tell whether that’s a callout or an ask-out
enemies to lovers, fabric store AU, 40k words